Saturday, August 25, 2012

Tallahassee Florida Police: Gretna (FLORIDA) Police Chief Arrested For DUI


The Tallahassee Police Department said Brian Bess, the current Gretna Chief of Police, was arrested for DUI on Friday night after he failed field sobriety tests.

According to the probable cause affidavit, officers were called to Bess' home in Tallahassee on a report of an impaired driver. When the responding officer arrived on scene, he observed Bess backing out of a driveway on a motorcycle. The officer said Bess was not wearing a helmet or protective eye gear.

The responding officer made contact with Bess, and said Bess replied by saying, "yea, I'm drunk, take me to jail, I ain't blowing".

During his interaction with Bess, the responding officer said he observed Bess had bloodshot glassy eyes, had slightly slurred speech, and the officer detected a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage on his breath. The officer also said Bess was unable to establish the time of day or recall when he had consumed alcoholic beverages.

The affidavit says the officer asked Bess to participate in field sobriety exercises. It states that Bess agree ed. During the exercises, the officer said Bess seemed incoherent and no logical train of thought. The officer also said Bess was unable to maintain his balance during the exercises and missed the "finger to nose" on the first left command.

The officer placed Bess under arrest and says Bess became uncooperative when asked to repeat his name. He was brought to the Leon County Jail. During the transport, the officer said Bess was using profanity and was very argumentative.

The affidavit states Bess later refused to agree to consent to a breath test. The officer said Bess, said, "no, no, I ain't doing, I'm a police officer."

Bess was charged with DUI Alcohol or Drugs 1st Offense and non-moving traffic violations for operating a motorcycle without carrying his license, and not having a motorcycle endorsement.

This is not the first time Bess is in trouble with the law.
Bess was previously involved in a hit and run accident in Leon County. The accident happened back in November of 2011.

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

For all you Little Leaguers out there
DON'T EVER BLOW.

Anonymous said...

Drinking and driving no real crime if no accident.

Dr. Truth

Anonymous said...

Better yet, don't drink and drive. Not worth it at all. Take a cab, get a ride home from a sober friend, call the wife, just don't do it and this won't be an issue.

This police chief's career is over due to his inability to control his drinking.

Anonymous said...

Copper was a jagoff. Should have told him to push his bike back in the garage. That's the problem today - No professional courtesy. I hope the young stud copper gets payed back one of these days. You can bet he'll be screaming, " But I'm the Police." Not that I'm condoning a bunch of drunken drivers but the guy never put it into a forward gear. Give me a break...

Old School

Anonymous said...

Hey didn't we have one of our finest arrested by Niles Pd for DUI??? Wonder if he blew and dropped his star???

Anonymous said...

Chief hillbilly walrus whale ass AKA the stomach blows the meat whistle and swallows

Anonymous said...

I agree with old school

Anonymous said...

I agree with old school

Anonymous said...

That's it let him go so he might kill your kid...or better yet maybe you

Anonymous said...

Stay on your suburban site with the little leaguers nobody cares about your constant crying about this mystery chief

Anonymous said...

6:04 Couldnt have said it better Was in his own driveway, take the keys and put the bike in the garage, case over. No one put in danger

Anonymous said...

He was in his driveway on private property, never left it, didn't drive it, maybe he was working on it or just sitting to get the feel. Lawsuit for sure. Don't know him, don't like him, chief's aren't your friend but neither is the officer on the street apparently.

Anonymous said...

I'll drink to that Boss!

Anonymous said...

Why should you refuse to blow (if you're drunk)?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Qualifications to be Chief of Police;
Must suck cock
Must swallow cock
Must lick cock
Must suck balls
Must lick balls
Must swallow balls
Must swallow spunk juice
Must lick ass
Must suck ass
Must be habitual/proficient liar
Integrity not required
Honesty not reqiured
Knowlegde and or experience not required
Verbal/written communication skills not required
Must take it in the ass when the mayor orders
Must fuck good coppers
Must reward fuck up coppers who have clout
Must like to have a group of fluffers in the office sucking your cock
Must have been a fuck up in past jobs
Must have superficial charm
Must be manipulative and conning
Must have grandiose sense of self
Must be pathological liar
Must have lack of remorse, shame and or guilt
Must be callous and have lack of empathy
Must have rage and be abusive to your staff
Must be paranoid
Must be extremely secretive
Must be a backstabber
Must have goal of enslaving and taking over the world
Must have extreme narcissism and grandiose
Must be egotistical
Must have tyrrantical behavior
Bad Walrus mustache not required but reccomended
Must be able to break the law and lie about it
Must be able implement programs that waste money and reward fuck up coppers with overtime
When caught in a lie(s) must be able to lie themselves out of the lying situation


Anonymous said...

Beer Nazi

Anonymous said...

The Copper should have taken care of him. The job drives us to drink. He didnt hurt anyone, and shoulda gotten a pass. All the shitbirds get breaks somehow, and coppers give strangers a break sometimes. We're all we have people. If at all possible, take care of one another. We're all we've got. Not many, other than our families, give a fuck about us. It's getting worse all the time for us. We used to be looked at as Heroes, now we're looked at as everybodys enemy. Fuck it all...

Anonymous said...

Travis, racist DUI sandbaggger in 016.

Anonymous said...

You're a fuckin moron. But at least you aren't a hypocrite as I'm sure you have no idea what goes into writing a 501.

Anonymous said...

Fuck yes! Professional courtesy should have been extended. But this isnt the first story like this I have heard out of Florida. I get the jitters hoping for the brass pass outside cook county. Fucking kids these days, hanging coppers out to dry isn't the way to make a name for yourself

Anonymous said...

There was a drunk in Minnesota who lost his new pickup because he had his car keys in his pocket. Funny thing was that he wasn't behind the wheel, nor was he intending to drive. Someone called the cops on him.

Anonymous said...

Chief hillbilly walrus whale ass AKA the stomach loves to tongue wrangle large hard tube steak


Anonymous said...

Fatman Blues

Your best days are long gone

You're 150 lbs.- 175 LBS. over weight- morbidly obese
Colon cancer
High blood pressure
Type 2 diabetes
Sleep apnea
Heavy alcohol consumption
High Cholesteral
Halotosis
Erectile Dysfunction
Club foot from your 3 banger
Food compulsive disorder
Liver disease
Cardiovascular disease
Kidney disease
Fat belly disorder
Sausage finger disorder
Narcisstic personality disorder
Paranoid behavior disorder
Sociopathic personality traits
Pathological liar personality disorder
Fatman syndrome complex
Penis envy
Inferiority personality complex
Sadistic personality complex
Speech impediment
Miserable bastard disorder
Walrus face syndrome

Karma has finally caught up with you for being a backstabbing bucket of shit your entire miserable existence.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Why should you refuse to blow (if you're drunk)?

August 25, 2012 10:48 PM

#1-You have the Right to refuse.

#2-It is Evidence that can be used against you.

I'm not sticking up for drunks that may kill mine or yours.Fuck Them.
I'm just sayin'.

Anonymous said...

Old School is correct....I'm a cop on for 3.5 years and know better than that. Sounds like a Naperville PD move. They don't seem to know professional courtesy either. They are now issuing cops citations for minor property damage accidents with no injuries or tows. Whatever happened to the thin blue line?????

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
He was in his driveway on private property, never left it, didn't drive it, maybe he was working on it or just sitting to get the feel. Lawsuit for sure. Don't know him, don't like him, chief's aren't your friend but neither is the officer on the street apparently.

August 25, 2012 10:02 PM


Bet you're not a cop...... doesn't matter if it's private property or not still DUI....dumb ass.

Anonymous said...

1258hrs. ur right travis wouldn't last long in the old days.No runs ,no hits no breaks we lost it!

I Voted For Obama said...

Gretna voted for Obama....so did Hansel.

Anonymous said...

Chief hillbilly walrus whale ass AKA the stomach loves to tongue wrangle large hard tube steak

*******************
You're referring to Joyce. We get it. Nothing wrong with him. Now fuck off.

Anonymous said...

11:03 PM

Chief hillbilly walrus whale ass AKA the stomach has all of the qualifications even the bad walrus mustache

Anonymous said...

11:12 pm is Right On

Anonymous said...

Obviously someone who cared about that miserable excuse of a chief out in Fl. called on him. In doing so, they probably saved his life. Drunk drivers maim and kill innocent people every day, even drunken coppers. Get them all off the road. Most of the time when you 'cover' for a drunk driver it only winds up biting you in the ass anyway. NO BREAKS to dui drivers!

Anonymous said...

Do what you want your woman to do-blow everytime!

Unless you don't need your license for the next 6months?

Anonymous said...

I hate fucking noobs that arrest other cops for DUI. Get a life faggot

Anonymous said...

....I'm a cop on for 3.5 years and know better than that. Sounds like a Naperville PD move

Take it easy new guy.