Friday, August 17, 2012

Plaque marks the Chicago corner where Barack Obama picked up Moo-Chelle Obama and nailed her for $10.00

BARACK OBAMA: "SHE TASTED LIKE CHOCOLATE!" Read the below plaque! UNREAL!
Barack Obama first kissed the woman who would become his wife outside a Chicago ice cream shop — and now there's a plaque to prove it.

The managers of a shopping center in the city's Hyde Park neighborhood installed the 3,000-pound granite marker this week with a plaque reading, "On this site President Barack Obama first kissed Michelle Obama."

The plaque includes a picture of the first couple and a quote taken from an interview the president gave to "O, The Oprah Magazine" describing their first date.

"On our first date, I treated her to the finest ice cream Baskin-Robbins had to offer, our dinner table doubling as the curb. I kissed her, and it tasted like chocolate," the plaque reads.

The sweet smooch happened in 1989 when the president treated the first lady to ice cream at a Baskin-Robbins, which is now a Subway restaurant. The boulder sits in a flower bed next to the shopping center.

"It's a marker for the community, for posterity and tourism, too," said Jonelle Kearney, a spokeswoman for Mid-America Asset Management, which manages the shopping center.

The Obamas will celebrate their 20th wedding anniversary in October. They have a home in the city's Kenwood neighborhood, not far from the shopping center.

Not to be out done by the President & his wife...Barney Frank had this plaque dedicated at the Chicago's Steamworks Gym in Boystown!

48 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey how about giving us a location so I can let my dog take a pee on it?

Anonymous said...

Barry really thought Michelle was a He/She and wanted to suck his dick. To his surprise when he reached in and found that big old hair pie and suddenly Old Michelle seeze..."I is pegnant you Harvard asshole"! And the rest is history!

Anonymous said...

I'll be visting that plaque in the near future to take a big "chocolate" right on it.

Anonymous said...

3.000 lbs so the local coons couldn't steal it! But the bronze plaque that will be another deal when someone is not looking.

What was the cost , who paid for it?

There are starving niglets out there and this is a waste of money for " I kissed her, and it tasted like chocolate."

Should it have tasted like shit?

Besides his brother George in Kenyan is starving.

Anonymous said...

Hey Barry...That wasn't chocolate you tasted... it wuzz SHIT! You always likes to lick da mans asshole before you suck on that weenie. Surprise Surprise. This He/She had a Snatch!

Mark12A said...

I can't add anything more. Shit, I wish I could, but I just can't.

Wish I would've gotten here sooner.

Mt Greenwood Hillbilly said...

Now I know where I can take my next shit.

Anonymous said...

She tasted like flamin hot cheetos, kool-aid and pork cracklins.....

I Voted For Obama said...

That is so sweet. I think I am going to cry.

noclout73 said...

Barry and his beard...how cute!

noclout73 said...

Barry and his beard...how cute!

Anonymous said...

And Baskin-Robbins is one of the companies Saved by the company Romney headed: Bain Capital.


If it were not for Bain Hyde Park have no ice cream.....

Anonymous said...

Enough to make you throw up your ice cream!

Anonymous said...

Next up a plaque in Kenya where the commie was born.

Anonymous said...

They should also put a plaque honoring Bain Capital since Bain came in and invested millions in baskin Robbins and saved them from bankruptcy and saved thousands of jobs. But Obama told us venture capital firms are bad.

Anonymous said...

Cant wait to see the plaque that says "On this spot Barack Obama was assassinated by a fed up American"

As for this plaque, there needs to be a toilet paper dispenser next to it for when I leave a steaming pile of shit on it.

mother FUCK Obama.

Anonymous said...

Who's paying for THAT???

Anonymous said...

Hey Shaved, grad this pic!

http://news.yahoo.com/least-30-died-south-africa-mine-crackdown-police-053600364--finance.html

Talk about "bloodthirsty."

Anonymous said...

...and look at this. Fat asspants weirdo attacks Christian center, has 15 Chik-fil-a sandwiches in bag.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/family-research-council-shooter-chick-fil-corkins-170426728.html?_esi=1

Anonymous said...

im about to barf all over!!!

Anonymous said...

The first place they shoplifted

Anonymous said...

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhjttjuAnQC6zqKLo3

Anonymous said...

If she tasted like chocolate, he was killing the wrong lips!

Anonymous said...

Why? How is this relevant? Who payed for it?

Anonymous said...

Shaved, I just ate!!!

Damn, that story ruined a perfectly good lunch.

Anonymous said...

would some patriot please rub dog shit on this joke /

Anonymous said...

Gee...where did he get his first blowjob from Moochelle? Or where did he give his first blow job? Or where did he first fuck her in the cunt, ass, ear, handjob, bukake....inquiry minds want to know.

DILLIGAF!!!!!

Anonymous said...

i dont know which one is more funny, i snorted and laughed when read the first one, but i think a little pee came out when i read the second.

Anonymous said...

Two crackheads

Anonymous said...

Your obsession with everything gay---culture, couples, rights, scandal---somewhat makes me think that you are a latent homosexual.

Not trying to out you - just saying that I do not think gays follow everything gay this much. LOL

Anonymous said...

Your obsession with everything gay---culture, couples, rights, scandal---somewhat makes me think that you are a latent homosexual.

Not trying to out you - just saying that I do not think gays follow everything gay this much. LOL

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha ha how disgusting!!!!
Detective Shavedlongcock, have a great weekend!

Anonymous said...

Chief hillbilly walrus whale ass AKA the stomach loves cream of all kinds

Anonymous said...

the arguement that gay bashers are gay is such bullshit. i hate niggers, does that make me a latent nigger?

Anonymous said...

Correction sir if I may, a big "trayvon" right on it

Anonymous said...

He thought she tasted like chocolate and at the same time she thought he tasted like penis. You are what you eat.

Anonymous said...

"tasted like chocolate" Gee, go figure ... Hey, wait a minute, where did he kiss her ?

Anonymous said...

So what flavor ice cream did she get?

Anonymous said...

Who fucking cares! This is why I hate everybody. Stupid bastards everywhere. Can't believe somebody wasted money on this stupid shit.

Anonymous said...

You sure it wasn't a Purple Freeze-Pop ???

Anonymous said...

good place to walk the dog.

Anonymous said...

Are we supposed to feel all warm and fuzzy over this bullshit worthless story? Even if Barry loses in November, and I believe he will, this excuse for a president will get a pension of $450,000 per year. Lifetime protection for him and his family. Untold $Millions in books, coloring books, speaking engagements, sitting on dozens of corporate boards, and whatever else he can steal. So shed no tears for these two connected entitled assholes.

Anonymous said...

That's where he found out her bush went all the way to the navel...and beyond.

Anonymous said...

I fucked Michelle Obama in her ass in college. She tasted like VANILLA to me. Oh well.

Anonymous said...

If I am ever in Hype Park... I know where I can pull out my big white cock and urinate in public!

Aiming for the plaque...

Anonymous said...

Bazinga.

Anonymous said...

Holy crap , that was a plaque? I thought it was the stain left by the black chuckles the kids don't eat.

Anonymous said...

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