Friday, August 10, 2012

Oral sex as a cure for morning sickness? Psychologist says dad’s sperm could help nauseated pregnant moms

I have a feeling some guy with a pregnant wife made this shit up just to get some nightly head....
Reminds me of a joke...
A man laying next to his wife in bed starts to fool around with her... She tells her husband that they can't have sex because she has a gynecological examination in the morning... The man rolled back to his position in bed for a few minutes and then asked the wife... You don't have a dentist appointment after that do you?


One academic is proposing a cure for morning sickness that some moms-to-be might find in bad taste — sperm.

Gordon Gallup, a psychologist at SUNY-Albany has a theory that pregnant women who are continually exposed to the father’s semen are less like to suffer from AM nausea.

Gallup, who specializes in human reproductive competition and behavior, offers the theory that expectant women become ill and vomit because their bodies are rejecting the semen’s genetic material as something foreign and unfamiliar.

The theory could feasibly quell their queasiness by ingesting the same sperm in order to allow the body to build up a tolerance.

The idea, while likely appealing to dads, is only a theory and has yet to be tested.

The concept, presented at the 2012 Northeastern Evolutionary Psychology Society, also proposed that morning sickness would actually ebb in subsequent pregnancies — if the second child was of the same paternity as the first.

In 2000, immunologists proposed that pregnant women who suffered from preeclampsia, a dangerous condition that can cause high blood pressure and early labor, suffered a lack of tolerance to the foreign properties of the fetus.

Dr. Alyssa Dweck, an ob-gyn based in Mount Kisco, NYand co-author of “V is for Vagina” called the concept of linking immunity with conditions associated with pregnancy “very interesting.”

After all, she said, there’s no medical rhyme or reason to morning sickness.

“The accepted literature links it to possible blood sugar or hormonse imbalances,” she said. “Acid buildup may also cause the feelings of nausea.”

However, due to the lack of conclusive findings on the topic, she said wouldn’t consider recommending oral sex as a morning-sickness cure to her patients.

Gallup has long been making headlines as a proponent of the healing nature of sperm.

In 2002, he made waves when he concluded that exposure to semen offered anti-depressant qualities.

19 comments:

I Voted For Obama said...

Gordon Gallup voted for Obama, then asked him if he had an upset stomach recently.

Anonymous said...

I am pretty sure this is true:)

Anonymous said...

WTF free vibrators, drink some sperm??? WTF. these jews are making assholes out of Americans and your letting them do it, wise up, is this the type of country you want to raise your youngsters in along with the grand kids,if some asshole attempted to give my grand daughter a vibrator or intreoduce her to some of this shit rhetoric i will bust his heb beak so hard he will resemble a saxon. bet on it,

Anonymous said...

I got gallons of the antidote

Anonymous said...

gary and the mayor will never have morning sickness

Anonymous said...

Did you make this shit up Shaved? I see your finger prints all over this one.

Anonymous said...

Aldo is hoping to get sympathy for his bs morning sickness....it's bs, don't let him suck your dick!

Anonymous said...

What a bunch of fucking nonsense

Anonymous said...

All the fucking faggots are riddled with stomach ailments and ass diseases from taking all those loads of sperm.

Anonymous said...

Rahm and Obama will NEVER get morning sickness!

Anonymous said...

A good blowjob helps everybody.

Anonymous said...

ALSO ladies, it also makes a mighty fine skin ailment. Gets rid of laugh lines and crows feet.

To the above post. Your grand daughter will find out soon enough, and if you're from Beverly, probably by a mud duck.

Anonymous said...

I give sperm facials to single moms and female cops. Usually both are easy.

Anonymous said...

Chief hillbilly walrus whale ass AKA the stomach sucks cock all day & he still looks like a walking dead walrus

WWW.SSACOP.COM

he's the very unfortunate looking hillbilly with lard hanging from his jowls

Anonymous said...

She would not be up the duff (pregnant) if she swallowed in the first place!

Who am I kidding... creampies feel too good. Why pull out?

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...

I got gallons of the antidote"

Me too! Under Obamacare I am going to bill my nuts as a pharmacy and bilk the government [tax payers] out of millions in medicare fraud.

The democrats are here to stay! A fellow has got to make a living some how...

Anonymous said...

I am sitting at my in-laws house(bored to death) listening to the same bullshit stories over and over. I hate these assholes so much .
Being the important person I am, I decided to hit this blog (very entertaining) to see what's going on. When I got to this story I fucking busted out laughing my ass off. Picturing the wife sucking my dick was just the visual I needed to get through this hell!
Wait until she reads this.

Anonymous said...

I wish you didn't post this, I've been telling my wife if she swallows, she won't get pregnant or takes in the Rahmhole (asshole, but you knew that ).

Anonymous said...

Bazinga.