Friday, August 10, 2012

NYC's Trojan's 10,000 vibrator giveaway ends abruptly after Mayor Michael Bloomberg tells promoters to shut due to crowds


NEW YORK - A vibrator giveaway that attracted long lines in New York City came to an abrupt end when the city told the promoters to pack it up.

The Trojan condom company set up "Pleasure Carts" on Wednesday in two Manhattan neighborhoods, and were set to give away 10,000 vibrating sex toys. Nearly 300 people had lined up at each of the hot-dog-style carts.

According to the New York Post (http://nyp.st/Rs0xXl ), the giveaway was interrupted when a city representative told the promoters to shut down because of crowds.

One of those on line, Melody Henry, grumbled that Mayor Michael Bloomberg "doesn't want anyone to have fun. You can't have a giant soda, You can't have a vibrator."

The city says the promotional event could resume at a later date with proper permits.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Was the give away in Battery Park?

Anonymous said...

They gave us their biggest dildo, so they're just trying to compensate for the loss.

Anonymous said...

Jus thank uh ald da broked teefusis?

Anonymous said...

The Bronx Bomber?

Anonymous said...

Where they all wearing catchers gear?

Anonymous said...

Heard in line?
Hey quit shoving.
Dial back a little.
Bazinga!
Go fuck yourself.
Calling for back up.
Thanks for the heads up.
Goin solo?
I'll give you an hour to stop that.
Solved the problem single handidly.

Anonymous said...

I bet Bloomberg has his own vibrator.

Anonymous said...

I betcha half of them assholes in line were faggots looking for something else to stick up their asses.

NYC,San Francisco, LA, Chicago, Detroit, Phillie all bastions of LIEBERALISM, CRIME, DOPE, SODOMY and MARXISM.

Anonymous said...

SWAT operators use vibrators.

Anonymous said...

no but plugs?

Anonymous said...

I want to go to NY and go to that deli where they make the giant fucking pastrami sandwiches...wash it down with a xlarge coca-cola...then I want to go get a free vibrator and use it on some dirty whore...in her "dirty place!"

I Voted For Obama said...

Melody Henry voted for Obama, then asked him if he wanted a giant soda and some fun.

Anonymous said...

Commander mummmmbles the wonderless coward is proof anal sex can cause pregnancy.

Anonymous said...

Bloomgerg once again told those NYC residents to go fuck themselves.

He had to specify they just were not allowed to do it with these free sex toys being handed out.

So I know what "Chicago Values" are... May I hazard a guess as to what the values of NYC are?

Anonymous said...

Chief hillbilly walrus whale ass AKA the stomach rides the pogo stick and has a steady diet of tube steak wrapped in fudge sauce

Anonymous said...

Melody Henry plays the Purple Headed Warrior all 4 keys!

Anonymous said...

Another Democommunist Solution to fixing the Countries Problems.

Hey Hhaved, can you drum up an obama -head for the tip of a Dildo? That would be hilarious

the BONE RANGER

Anonymous said...

Bloomberg is a dildo isn't he? I heard he recentley went to the dentist for chipped teeth.Get the ones with the "C" batteries.

Anonymous said...

This story is funny and kinda creeps me out.

Anonymous said...

They are ruled by perverts, and ARE the tools of Satan.

Anonymous said...

My Sgt likes his...he uses it on my ass when I dress up like Dorthy.

Anonymous said...

chief bloombarf pulled the plug for those who just want to have fun