Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Due to Negro violence in past shoe sales - Nike sets new rules for customer safety ahead of $315 LeBron shoe


Totally amazing...Nike to issue safety memo on how to sell it's new $315.00 gym shoes due to past violence by the colored customers storming shoe stores and rioting!
As it prepares to launch a $315 LeBron James basketball shoe, Nike Inc., has come up with new rules for retailers, prompted by unruly crowds outside stores, the Wall Street Journal reported.

According to a company memo reviewed by the paper, the world's largest sportswear maker told sporting-good stores that they will not be allowed to pre-sell or take reservations for new shoes.

The retailers, which include Foot Locker Inc. and Dick's Sporting Goods Inc., will also have to give up midnight releases of shoes that had prompted customers to camp outside and stampede stores, the paper reported.

"Retailers should assess what measures are necessary to secure the store and ensure the safety of personnel and consumers," the Nike memo said, according to the Journal.

Nike said it is raising shoes prices as labor, materials and shipping costs increase. The LeBron James shoe would be its priciest sneaker yet, due in part to its electronics that measure jumps and other performance, the Wall Street Jouranl reported.

Nike representatives were not immediately available for comment outside regular business hours.

57 comments:

Anonymous said...

How refreshing , a Link Card bearer can afford a GYM
Shoe for $315.00 dollars, I sure hate to be a brother in da hood strutting dat shit. Gonna Getz a lots of street robberies , and we know the bro will fight to da death for they shoes...

Anonymous said...

NIKE MEMO #556:

Store managers will have CS and OC in large quantities.

Employees will wear Avon gas masks and be issued G17 pistols with 33 rounds mags stoked with Speer 124 +p.

Plug the gap units will be armed with Colt 6920s with beta-drums.

All sales will be final.

Anonymous said...

300 $. For cuckin gym shoes. The welfare scum can buy these, yet their fuckin kids n babies can go without for another month. And s how much money is the king ape going to make. How bout not so much$. He doesn't need the fuckin $.

Anonymous said...

How about on-line sales only? This would keep the mobs away and they can pay with link cards.Why not? Everything is free in America.

Anonymous said...

Nike said it is raising shoes prices as labor, materials and shipping costs increase.

manufactured in some fucken asian shithole sweatshop.

315 bucks what a deal!

thank you nike. cant wait for the spike in chimp on chimp violence.

i always liked to read/hear the stories of barefoot niggers getting robbed of their 30 dollar sneakers.

hooknose motherfuckers are brilliant. my guess is that the new LBJ shoe comes with blood resistant canvas.

Anonymous said...

Obama will start a new welfare program called "Shoes for Shines" claiming it is a constitutional right to have shoes and that the government should supply them so they can go to work. He will claim this is needed to stimulate the economy and help pay back china.

Mark12A said...

I love the fact that I pay 50% of my total annual salary in taxes so these porch monkeys can buy $300 shoes.

Anonymous said...

I haven't bought Nikes in years due to their giving millions of dollars to Lebron James even before he first stepped foot on an NBA court.That, and all the other millions of dollars in endorsement deals Nike gives to these "heroes and role models." I like New Balance, great shoes, many made in the USA (I check the label before buying) and no endorsement freebies to anybody. I wish Americans would use more discretion in their buying.

I Voted For Obama said...

Obama likes the "Shoes for Shines" idea, but he may have to tweak the name a little.

Anonymous said...

^The uglier the shoe the more the colored will pay they have no sense of style.

Anonymous said...

Remember when Oprah tried to give shoes to those kids in Africa? They just laughed since they don't wear shoes.

Mt Greenwood Hillbilly said...

Black people have some fucked up priorities, here is the result:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/08/21/man-abandons-toddler-at-detroit-bus-stop/

Anonymous said...

I buy all my shoes on shoebuy.com Usually Skechers.

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of a nigger policeman I work with.Wears these clownish purple "Eye talian"boots made of some reptile skin,cost him a thousand.Drives a Lexus.But when his pickaninnys momma sued him for child support,this cunt was crying like a raped bitch.Truly a failed race of retards.

Anonymous said...

I had an idea for a new sandwhich for McDonalds. It was a McRibb with sticky buns instead of the regular bun, smothered in Aunt Jamima's syrup and called the "McMofo" McDonalds rejected my idea. Once, I was in the school cafiteria, TOTALLY staffed by blacks, and I was surrounded by the workers (lol, workers) checking out my shoes. I had worn a new pair of Adidas that apparently the bruvas REALLY liked. I was a little nervous and asked what the problem was, and was told by one of the bruvas that these were "cool kicks" and they were just checking them out. I mean, they were like moths drawn to a light bulb! I never wore those shoes to school again. Obama's choosen people are mesmerised by gym shoes.

Anonymous said...

I wish I was a nigger so I could afford expensive sneakers.

Just kidding, I'd rather wear cheap sneakers than be a useless nigger.

Anonymous said...

Not one of these deranged lazy worthless cocksuckers would pay a quarter to see Jesus Christ try on a pair of gym shoes at Foot Locker but they will fork out $315.00 for a pair of over priced LaBron shoes. Rumor has it the insoles are made from Kryptonite. No wonder they are so expensive.

Anonymous said...

I wish they would just keep the sale of the shoes the same. I always enjoy watching these crazed fucking animals claw and bite each other over the shoe of the day on tv. Big Sale days at Walmart are fun too. Watching a herd of 800 400lbs. corn fed Negras run over the three 90 year old greeters at the front door to get a two for one item. Fucking unreal.

Anonymous said...

You're a dork

The truth said...

Sketchers......hahaha fag. Nice shoes you fucking buttpirate

Anonymous said...

I worked a side gig at a Foot Locker when new shoes came out. These spoon lipped bastards lined up down the block and damned near tore the door off its hinges come opening time. They flooded in and hovered like flies over shit drooling over a FUCKING GYM SHOE.Of course very few bought and of the ones that did,we locked up a few with stolen credit cards. I have NO CLUE what the attraction to these shoes are but I swear they are like flies to dog shit.

Anonymous said...

collection agencies and baby mommas are always looking for this copper i work with, but he buys a new pair of shoes a week.

Anonymous said...

If they cost more because of electronics, how about tossing in a gps chip. That way, when the exchange hands, er, feets on the street at gunpoint, they're toast.

Even better than the old felony flyers with the lights on the heel.

Anonymous said...

What the fuck is a LeBron?

Anonymous said...

Guys...... This is GREAT! Think of all the fun bullshit we get to read and snicker at in the up comming months!

Anonymous said...

They cost over $300 because Lebron put his smelly bear feet in every pair.

Thats not misspelled.

Anonymous said...

This will help boost Chicago's murder rate.

Anonymous said...

Tie em to an rc car and steer it off a cliff. Maybe they'll follow

Anonymous said...

They can piggy back with the phone tents

Anonymous said...

Make them pay $500 cash before allowing them in the store!

Shoe Shine

Anonymous said...

sheeeeet we workin folks are suppling the animals with free cell phones , next it will be their right to own designer gym shoes at our expense .
keep votin democratic , after one child they can't afford , remove kids from these ghetto rats , put the kid in an orphanage and cut off all welfare .
how about drug tests once a month to collect any form of government assistance.
U.S.A. will be debt free in a few years . illegal immigrants should be fingerprinted , dna sample on file and required to pay back the U.S.A, for every dollar of free health care , education and incarceration .

Anonymous said...

Some one post the date, maybe I'll go over to Gurnee Mills with my video camera and legal concealed carry..

retired guy..

Anonymous said...

Only in America can an over-priced pieces of Chinese-made shit be snapped up by displaced 3rd-World 'groids who are paying for said shit with money supplied by working Americans.

Is this a great country, or what?

Anonymous said...

once the Jig-a-boo-shoo hits Shitcago, up,up,up go da murder rate...

Anonymous said...

These shoes should come with a matching belt.....Then maybe these SHITHEADS would start wearing them if they think its cool.

Anonymous said...

Then the mailman/ups man will get kilted

Anonymous said...

Dad???

Anonymous said...

There is gonna be a whole lots of shoe-less corpses in Englewood. Jus like there was in the 70's when platform shoes was here.

Anonymous said...

My mom did something very nice today...

She found a CTA card on the ground that was a FREE RIDE (I did not know those existed) card for a colored woman.

Of course my mom walked a few blocks to the CTA L station and gave it to the attendant. The worker said that was great and he would try and see if the woman, who was black by the picture on it, could be contacted after the card numbers were matched to a name in the database. At least a few people from the CTA are kind and helpful. Good to know!

That was fine and all... I did not know the CTA has ANY free ride programs still in effect for low income people!

Seniors, which my other is, don't even get free rides any more. I'd be glad that the lady who lost the card again has it, should that be the colored lady's only way of getting about town. I don't begrudge her that, still I'd like to know what is with these sorts of programs and who gets on them and who really needs them and who might be free loadings.

My mom asked WTF a woman like that would be doing in Lincoln Park. I told her the colored lady who lost her card was most likely going to the Anixter Center (the card was found not too far away)since there is no other reason for someone on that, apparent, level of government assistance to be in LP.

I wonder how much money the city gives out to programs, like this free CTA pass, to others that I am not even aware of! Oh 9.5 Fingers... The discoveries to still be made about the Chicago Way uh?

Anonymous said...

Those shoes are NOT $315!!

They are free when one black kid shoots another black kid and takes the kicks from the injured or killed black kid's feet!

Anonymous said...

Poster number one is obviously a patriotic American working man who values quality and value. Too bad the majority of this world isn't like him.

Poster number two is an asshat!

Anonymous said...

Ha!

Out of the car Motherfucker!!! said...

How many niggers alive RIGHT FUCKIN NOW!!! will be dead the day these coon shoes go on sale???? $315.00 for a fucking pair of shoes made in China for less than $10.00??? Never underestimate the ignorance of the duke!!!!!! It ain't their fucking money anyway!!!! Keep electing Democrats and keep the shitskinned bastards in money provided by Uncle Obama and Dick Turbin by way of your hard earned taxes to support these fucking parasites!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Shit, take the pre-sales and the reservations. Only let the niggers who have their ticket and some ID in to buy the shoes.

Anonymous said...

Heard JJJ wants his father to get him about 10 pair of dem shoes to trade for sex at Mayo.

Anonymous said...

Didn't Chrysler make those in the 80's?

Anonymous said...

Baaaaaazzzzzinga!!!!

Anonymous said...

Those free ride cards are for disabled people, available through the Curcuit Breaker Program and CTA. The Circuit Breaker program however, has been discontinued due to budget cuts.

Anonymous said...

Your senior citizen mother can blame the rich seniors bragging about their free ride cards for seniors being cut out of the free rides for seniors program.

Anonymous said...

New Balance only. Made in the USA.

Anonymous said...

The come with 2 pre- marked obama ballots.

Anonymous said...

When is Nike releasing the new Chalkie-themed sneaks I keep hearing about?

Anonymous said...

Abdolutely no police response should result for what is about to take place. This is a social unrest exercise. If any White people are anywhere near this chimpout extravaganza, you are on your own. Enemies domestic engineered this brown town burn down. Detroit is Crap so is Shitcago

Ashley said...

Are you racist crackers serious. You got the nerves to talk s**t over the internet but all of you are anonymous SMH.

Anonymous said...

And they were pieces of shit also

Anonymous said...

We are anonymous because we have jobs. Unlike you welfare breeders. This blog gives us a place to vent in this politically correct world.
You might be suprised at who we might be!

I Voted For Obama said...

Brilliant idea.