Friday, August 24, 2012

Chicago's Lincoln Park Zoo wants help naming new zebra

The zoo stated that since the zebra is 1/2 black & 1/2 white and its mother likes to sleep with black horses and its father is in the wind somewhere plus the baby zebra has been seen licking the ball sacks of other zebras... We may name it Barack Obama.
An endangered Grevy's zebra was born yesterday and the Lincoln Park Zoo is asking for the public's help in picking a name for the young male foal.

Until midnight next Thursday people can go to the zoo website -- http://www.lpzoo.org/namethezebra -- to vote on one of these Swahili names.

According to a zoo release, the options are:

--Hanisi – which means “born on Thursday”
--Akili – means “clever”
--Kito – means “jewel”
--Daktari – means “doctor, healer”
--Barack - Means "Zebra Shit" or "Baby from anal sex"

The winning moniker will be announced on Aug. 31 on the zoo’s Facebook page.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Baby Barack

Anonymous said...

LMAO !!!! But the little Zebra is kinda cute. Do we really want to name him Barack? Why name something so innocent after a PIECE OF SHIT?? Maybe name his first bowel movement Barack and his second, MooShell?? I just don't want all the smart zoo animals to be fucking with and teasing him being named after a useless fuck.

Anonymous said...

Obama - half black and half white.

Anonymous said...

They should name that thing "Rahm." It is Hebrew for "Arrogant little shit with a Napoleon complex."

Anonymous said...

this would be the ONLY TIME I vote for Barack!!

I Voted For Obama said...

More Blasphemy!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Name him Joe Marino Jr. because "If had a son it would look like him" and he is in that neighboorhood, where all the GLBT are located. and the zebra's family values have not been comprimised. They screw each other too.

Anonymous said...

What did the nigger say while running past the zebra?
Now you see me now you don't
Now you see me now you don't

Mt Greenwood Hillbilly said...

Magilla.

Anonymous said...

It's black,white, and smells like shit...must be a puerto rican. How about jose the zebra

Anonymous said...

A puppet, a black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim and a Communist walk
>> into a bar.
>>
>>
>> Bartender asks ....
>>
>> "What'll it be, Mr. President?"

Anonymous said...

Watch your mouth scumbag!

Anonymous said...

Oreo

Anonymous said...

I don't like Swahili language. Forced choice, I'd name him KITO because it's sounds like the most "American" name.

Anonymous said...

I vote for...... Bazinga!

Anonymous said...

--Barack - Means "Zebra Shit" or "Baby from anal sex"--

Hey, anal sex prevents unwanted basturds and carpet munchers!

Aunt Bea

Anonymous said...

or obama which means a useless nig.

Anonymous said...

Solving several problems with Chicongo niggers:

http://imgur.com/W3nGM

Anonymous said...

how bout naming the baby zebra FINGERPRINT

Anonymous said...

Jenny (Lionels wifes name)
Beyonce
Lena
Barack
Lenny (Kravetz)
Franco (Harris)

Marlin Perkins said...

Why don't we call the Zebra "George" after Obango's half brother.

A hut dwelling drunk despised by Obama.

It's an "African" name isn't it?

or if that don't work try "Muhgumbah" warrior with great jump shot.

Anonymous said...

tyrone..pookie...dookie...better yet TRAYVONNE

Anonymous said...

Poor thing dosen't know what he is.

Anonymous said...

I say name it Moo-chelle!