Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Bigfoot hoax turns deadly: Montana man dressed as sasquatch to provoke sightings struck and killed by car

State Trooper: ‘You can’t make this up. I haven’t seen or heard of anything like this before.’

A man who was apparently trying to provoke reports of a Bigfoot sighting in northwestern Montana was struck by two cars and killed.

The Montana Highway Patrol says the man was wearing a military style "Ghillie suit" and was standing in the right-hand lane of U.S. Highway 93 south of Kalispell when he was hit by the first car Sunday night. A second car hit him as he lay in the roadway.

Flathead County officials identified the man as 44-year-old Randy Lee Tenley of Kalispell.

Trooper Jim Schneider tells the Daily Inter Lake that Tenley's motives were ascertained during interviews with friends.

The patrol says Tenley was struck by vehicles driven by two girls, ages 15 and 17, who were unable to stop in time.

"He was trying to make people think he was Sasquatch so people would call in a Sasquatch sighting," Trooper Jim Schneider told the Daily Inter Lake.com. "You can't make it up. I haven't seen or heard anything like this before. Obviously, his suit made it difficult for people to see him."

Ghillie suits are typically used by members of the military. They're often advertised on the Internet as having a Bigfoot-like appearance.

"Alcohol may have been a factor," Schneider told Daily Inter Lake.com. "Impairment is up in the air."

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

So now Bigfoot is dead so no more sightings and TV specials on the legend of Big Foot, he is deceased. Hahahaaaaaa

Anonymous said...

Big Foot forgot to Look to your left, look to your right,.cross at the corner, cross at the light. Hahahaaaa

Anonymous said...

Sasquatch is married to Obama.

Anonymous said...

this idiot must have been from shitcago

Anonymous said...

Hey! I saw that dude driving a Mercedes convertible down Roosevelt Rd. at Independence Blvd. last night.

Anonymous said...

In the Chicago Ghetto this asshole just would have been shot.

Mt Greenwood Hillbilly said...

...Sasquatch is married to Obama.

Indeed.

Anonymous said...

There are a lot of Sasquatch's in Los Angeles. Maybe even more than in Chicago. Damned shame too that the Fish and Game people don't open the season for them with an unlimited bag-limit.

I know that people don't feel that a Sasquatch has any commercial value (as opposed to a bear or elk), but if you skin them properly, you get a really high quality wet suit for SCUBA.

Anonymous said...

big dummy

Anonymous said...

It's not good etiquette to laugh at your own jokes. This could have been funny but then you ruined it.

I Voted For Obama said...

Randy Lee Tenley voted for Obama, then told him that he could dress himself up to look like his brother-in-law.

Anonymous said...

Did they get to keep the road kill

Anonymous said...

You want to talk about retards.....

Anonymous said...

I smell a cover up. Did they do an anal swab?

NEIL BERGSTEIN said...

As long as were on the subject of hoaxes & frauds; how bout all the phonies dressing up as police chiefs, mayors, alderman, govs, etc..

Anonymous said...

I knew it was Randy Lee all this time!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHHAH Flathead county. Saya it all. Way to go dumb ass.

Anonymous said...

"It's not good etiquette to laugh at your own jokes. This could have been funny but then you ruined it."

Blow me, Miss Manners!! LOL!!! LMAO!!! ROFLMAO!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!

Anonymous said...

OK now theres a lot of Sasquatches on the westside and southside and not once does this shit ever happen to them WTF!

Connie diaz said...

Oh this is an example of the firm jawed Western cowboy that will stop the legal migration of Hispanics? JAJAJA You white people are silly.

Anonymous said...

THE BONE RANGER SAYS:

Never dress up as MicHELLe Obama, especially in Montana.

Anonymous said...

Connie your HIV test came back positive!

Anonymous said...

May be the most entertaining story of the year.

Anonymous said...

"Alcohol may have been a factor."

Well, duh.

Anonymous said...

If this guy was trying to dress up like Moochelle Obama, his suit should have had a bigger ass and forehead.

Anonymous said...

Although very wierd, we have numerous merit CPD commanders that dress up as commanders and attempt to play police!

Jack MeHoff

Anonymous said...

No Connie, we're going to use a tall rich Mormon & a gutsy female governor to stem the brown tide.

Anonymous said...

Commander Mummmbles the wonder coward assclown has his esophagus regularly scoped with long large hard tube steak with a side of fudge.

Anonymous said...

There many over at 79th & Vincennes.

Anonymous said...

Are you the laughter police?

Anonymous said...

Oh shit that's not good. About sixty four people just on this blog have had anal sex with Connie.

Anonymous said...

This ashole should be laid out in his costume. What a fucking bonehead.

Anonymous said...

Connie rings my doorbell and begs me to let her suck my dick! Get an education and a job, so I can have some peace! No more free handouts, PUTA!

Anonymous said...

Does this mean there won't be anymore Jack Links beef jerky commercials for this guy in his future? Darn!!!!

Anonymous said...

Connie diaz said...

Oh this is an example of the firm jawed Western cowboy that will stop the legal migration of Hispanics? JAJAJA You white people are silly.

August 28, 2012 11:46 AM
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Since when is it legal to enter the US without a visa, rent a home, get a cash paying job and then get public handouts? You fucking CUNT!

Anonymous said...

It's just a picture of Michelle Obama running around naked