Monday, August 06, 2012

Barack Obama can't M.C. the annual Negro Bud Bilikin Parade... so he is sending his token colored boy Michael Strautmanis to M.C. the parade

More than a month after the Obama campaign said the president could not lead the Bud Billiken parade and picnic, event organizers and the White House said that Obama deputy assistant Michael Strautmanis would instead serve as grand marshal of Saturday's parade.

The Obamas and Strautmanis have been acquainted since he was a paralegal for Michelle Obama at the Sidley Austin law firm. While serving as chief counsel and deputy chief of staff in Obama's U.S. Senate office, he became an ambassador for key constituencies, such as African-American leaders and unions.

He is now deputy assistant to the president and counselor for strategic engagement to Obama senior advisor Valerie Jarrett.

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20 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Obamas and Strautmanis have been acquainted since he was a paralegal for Michelle Obama at the Sidley Austin law firm"

Two points:
1) If he did legal research for Michelle, that means he watched TV in the lunchroom all day because that fat ass bitch did not work on one single case.
2) Men who are paralegals are homosexuals. It's like male stewardesses on airlines. 100% fudge packers.

Sincerely,
Esquire J.

Anonymous said...

Bwahaha! Krusty the Clown! That is great.

I Voted For Obama said...

Michael Strautmanis voted for Obama, then asked him what his job for the day was because he couldn't remember.

Out of the car Motherfucker!!! said...

One nigger is about like another!!!!

Aldo Raine said...

Does M.C. stand for "Master Chimp"?

Aldo Raine

Anonymous said...

I am so sick of this shit:

Obama birthday fund-raisers here to get police protection


By MICHAEL SNEED

msneed@suntimes.com

Last Modified: Aug 6, 2012 08:06PM
House Party!

Here we go again.

In the midst of a gang crime surge, Sneed is told hundreds of war weary Chicago cops will once again be pulled off their beats this summer and dispatched to seal off

President Barack Obama’s Kenwood neighborhood.
Only this time, President Obama isn’t attending a private wedding in Kenwood — he’s throwing himself a birthday party with a price tag.


◆ To wit: The latest Kenwood Obama extravaganza is a campaign fund-raiser wrapped up in a birthday invitation and tossed in the privacy of President Obama’s home. It comes with a $40,000 price tag to help celebrate Obama’s 51st birthday and is accompanied by a trifecta of treats for A-list Hollywood campaign donors.

◆ The scene: “It will be like a street fair in the president’s neighborhood,” said a top Dem supporter. “It should be a lot of fun. The Obama campaign has spent a ton of money on campaign infrastructure, so it’s a way of raising the money they need to win the election.”

◆ The caviar: Campaign donors who coughed up $40,000 bucks can mingle with President Obama in the privacy of his Kenwood digs at 3 p.m. Sunday.

◆ The cordiale: At 4:30 p.m. donors who shelled out $5,000 can head to the Kenwood home of Obama’s best friend Marty Nesbitt for a photo shoot with POTUS.

◆ The dessert: At 7 p.m., for the bargain basement price of $1,000 donors can hop, skip and jump to the nearby Kenwood family home of Barbara Bowman —mother of Obama’s top advisor Valerie Jarrett , for dessert. The president is scheduled to say a few words in the Bowman backyard. It was the site of the recent headline-grabbing wedding of Jarrett’s daughter—which the president and his family attended after police sealed off the neighborhood.

◆ The backshot: Record spending on campaign technology and infrastructure has torched nearly $50 million in campaign donations. Hence, a decision to capitalize on Obama’s birthday — which actually occurred Aug. 4 — across the country.

◆ Chicago Police Supt. Garry McCarthy isn’t complaining about the redeployment of cops during the Obama visit and keeping a lid on any weekend violence. “We can handle it,” said McCarthy, who once again got high marks for handling the Lollapalooza fest amidst a storm evacuation last weekend.

Anonymous said...

I will be wearing this:

http://www.usgalco.com/HolsterPT3.asp?ProductID=3127&CatalogID=445

David Duke said...

Just like everything "Black" another made up excuse for not working getting drunk and acting the fool. The idea for the parade came from Robert S. Abbott, the founder of the "Chicago Defender" another fine upstanding journalistic venture!

Bud Billiken is a fictional character (similar to a play daddy) was created in 1923 by Abbott, who had been pondering the possibility of adding a youth chimp section to the newspaper. While dining at a local gook restaurant he noticed a *Billiken. Some of the early Billiken columns were written by Willard Motley, who would later become a prominent African-American novelist. During the early 1930s, names of international youth appeared in the Bud Billiken section of the newspaper every week. Between 1930-34, approximately 10,000 names appeared and were archived in the Carter G. Woodson Regional Library of the Chicago Public Library. During the Great Depression, the Bud Billiken character served as a symbol of pride, happiness and hope for black residents. The character gained prominence in a comic strip and the Chicago Defender newspaper.

Although the character was created (read here make believe) in 1923, the parade did not begin until David Kellum initiated it in 1929 as a celebration of the "unity in diversity for the black children of Chicago". It has since grown to become a locally televised event—the second largest parade in the nation. The parade, which began on August 11, 1929, now includes politicians, and thieves, burglars, pimps and their entourages, parolee’s, drag queens, african queens, celebrities like Red Fox and other con men, musical performers, branch managers in the trees and dozens of marching, stumbling, tumbling and dancing groups. It has grown from a locally sponsored event to a major afro-kingdom event and is seen as a signal of the impending end of summer and beginning of the new school year. Once the parade gets to Washington park you will get to sample watermelon, ribs and hot links. Then once the dogs start howling attend the Coon hunt and the Mud Shark races!

I’m actually surprise that the head Coon in Chief isn’t going to attend, but then he’s not a real black man and had one of his surrogates, “read here - suck holes” make an appearance at the event.

*Billikens were manufactured in the early 1900s as a bank and statuette and was the national rage for about six months -- kind of that period's pet rock. During this time, the Billiken was turned into all sorts of things: dolls, marshmallow candies, metal banks, hatpins, pickle forks, belt buckles, auto hood ornaments, salt and pepper shakers and glass bottles.

See images of a Billiken here: http://www.slu.edu/x12519.xml and here http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?_adv_prop=image&fr=yfp-t-701&va=Billiken

Note most of the Billikens are white so here we have another item stolen from Whitey and or the Gooks!

Uncle Tom said...

You blacks are so important to the poser in chief that he sends a deputy to your shit parade while he goes on another golf outing, while the economy burns!

Keep voting Democrat and keep your chains on!

Another afrocentric bullshit happening!!!!!!!

Just remember your Barack has sent you:

"1) If he did legal research for Michelle, that means he watched TV in the lunchroom all day because that fat ass bitch did not work on one single case.

2) Men who are paralegals are homosexuals. It's like male stewardesses on airlines. 100% fudge packers.


Thank you Esquire J.

August 6, 2012 7:33 PM for making that point.

Anonymous said...

My first impression is that Mikey is a threesome in the Obama bed at the WH. Mikey sucks off Barry and then eats out Michelle. Barry always likes a fuck in the ass while Barry and the dog nibbles on Michelles tits.

Anonymous said...

The last poster missed one of the events at the Barry Birthday Bash. Mayor Shylock will dress up as a demented Clown (Homie2) and sit in the huge water barrel. You get to throw bagels at him and if you hit the big X Da Mayor falls into the water and gets eaten by Jewish sharks.

Anonymous said...

Im going to Kentucky for the weekend.

Anonymous said...

who the hell is mud bilikin

Anonymous said...

Cry Havoc ........And Let Slip The Dogs Of War.......IT'S COMING.......

rjp said...

I thought Reggie Love was his token negro?

Sorry. I am being told Reggie Love is his Blow Jobber in Chief.

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
The last poster missed one of the events at the Barry Birthday Bash. Mayor Shylock will dress up as a demented Clown (Homie2) and sit in the huge water barrel. You get to throw bagels at him and if you hit the big X Da Mayor falls into the water and gets eaten by Jewish sharks.

August 6, 2012 11:48 PM"


If it was only true I'd bring bagels made from concrete and throw them!

Now what kind of booth/attraction can we think of for Barry to be in?

If it was up at Roscoe and Halsted we could play pin the cock on the Barry!

or dick Barry before he dicks you?

Anonymous said...

Made up event, biliken, for niggers with made up 1st names.

Anonymous said...

Obama has the black vote all ready, and they have no money to donate, so he instead he will go spend the day with those evil rich people as they have campaign dollars to donate, what a hypocrite.

Anonymous said...

Could it be that obama has so many fake names and credentials because he really IS Bud Billiken ?

Obamaisbudbilliken.com

Anonymous said...

so, concieveably, another fictiotious mullinjian perpetrated by the jews to welcome the new school year...go figure. It's not like those niglets/butt nuggets/felons in training even go to school. i'm just surprised there aren't more named billikeniqua, la'bud, budtre', billikasha...you know...after being oncieved at the world's biggest chimpout.