Sunday, August 05, 2012

Amorous bull damages Arkansas sheriff's patrol car when it 'tried to mate' with man leading it

SHERWOOD, Ark. - A bull in the mood for love damaged an Arkansas sheriff's patrol car when it tried to mount a man who was leading the animal across a yard.

Authorities said Wednesday that a Faulkner County sheriff's deputy was responding to a call about a bull running loose when he saw the man slapping and trying to guide the bull.

The Log Cabin Democrat reports that as the patrol car drew near, the animal reared up and pinned the man against the vehicle. According to the deputy's report, the bull then "tried to mate with him."

The bull then lost interest and followed a truck down the road.

The patrol car sustained minor damage, though no injuries were reported. The bull's owner says it was the animal's first escape.

20 comments:

I Voted For Obama said...

Normal behavior in the Obama voting world.

Chuck said...

"like a good neighbor, State Farm is there"

Chuck said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRS4shfH1Pw&list=PLC8F4F045037F9F3F&index=4&feature=plpp_video

Anonymous said...

chief hillbilly walrus whale ass AKA the stomach swallows man batter

Anonymous said...

Once had a 500 lbs. Ghetto Hog ram my squad car but it wasn't out of love.

Anonymous said...

Damned red states. Repubs would fuck anything that moves

Anonymous said...

Gee that bull doesn't look like a nigger.

Anonymous said...

It may be the next boy toy for Henny Penney.

Anonymous said...

The bull is charged with felony damage to property the hearing is set before Judge Clinton 9:00am Monday. bailiff control the prisoner.

Anonymous said...

Would that be a 500 pound monday

Anonymous said...

Mess with the bull and you'll get the horns

Anonymous said...

chief hillbilly walrus whale ass AKA the stomach gargles with man batter

Anonymous said...

The Squad Car probably still had the Scent of Bill Clinton and monica lewinski in the back seat.

Anonymous said...

Malt liquor Bull.

Marlin Perkins said...

"The animal reared up and pinned the man against the vehicle. According to the deputy's report, the bull then "tried to mate with him."

The bull then lost interest and followed a truck down the road.


Sort of like Niggers if it moves they will try to fuck it - it bee's that way with animals!

Another day of 'Muh Dik'

Anonymous said...

Is it wrong to love a bull?

Anonymous said...

No Bullshit

Mark12A said...

Once had a 500 lbs. Ghetto Hog ram my squad car but it wasn't out of love.

Was her name Shaneequa?

Anonymous said...

Good idea for a beer commercial?

I Voted For Obama said...

Keep that bull aweay from Obama's limo.