Monday, July 09, 2012

Watermelon spill closes Dan Ryan onramp - Crowds run for free watermelons!

The ramp from the Dan Ryan Expressway to the Stevenson Expressway was shut down early Monday after a semi rolled over and spilled its load of watermelons.

The semi rolled over on the onramp connecting the northbound Dan Ryan (I-90/94) with the outbound Stevenson (I-55) about 12:10 a.m., according to an Illinois State Police District Chicago trooper.

Crews remained on the scene as of 1 a.m. cleaning up the spill of watermelons, the trooper said. The driver of the semi sustained minor injuries and was treated at the scene.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

This was no accident. This is the begining of the MILLION MELON MARCH. They don't know what they're marching against. All they know is that it involves the White Devil and free watermelons. Ahh the hell with the White devil, free watermelons for the peoples.

Anonymous said...

good bait for a coon hunt

Anonymous said...

WTF! And I just paid $5.00 for a mellon at Jewel!

Anonymous said...

Free watermelons
Finna get me some of them
LINK card not needed

Haiku Drew

Anonymous said...

Just wait until Chicken and Waffles week...

Anonymous said...

and nobody had their water cooled Vickers at the ready????

I Voted For Obama said...

Had it happened a little further south on the Ryan, no clean up would be needed. Obama voters would have handled it all by themselves.

I Voted For Obama said...

Had it happened a little further south on the Ryan, no clean up would be needed. Obama voters would have handled it all by themselves.

Anonymous said...

Where the fuck was DHS?!! Obama administration fails again.

This was a terrorist attack! Black terrorists sabotaged that truck for free watermelon!

Road melon for the people! Green and Red for the Black NOW!

Best keep an armed guard on ever shipment of Kools which will follow and try to enter the city. That is the home boy terrorists next target!

First hair extensions stolen... Then watermelon explodes all over the highway... Irate Irishman posted a video of a Harvard Law student black man shooting a firework out of muh dik... Popeyes is going to be short on having enough chicken to meet negro demand...

What does this all lead up to? The streets will FLOW and be soaked and wet with 40oz mayhem soon enough!

Read the signs people! Wake up! The Malt Liquor revolution is coming!

Theotis, Black Prophet of the Church of Chimp Out, has predicted the time to be at hand!

Yes, Theotis makes predictions when he is not helping Ceasefire or buying and smoking crack...

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I Voted For Obama said...

Obama is angry because no one saved him one.

Anonymous said...

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