Saturday, July 21, 2012

Tonight I am proud to welcome the 18,000,000th visitor to the Detective Shavedlongcock News & Blog



18,000,000 visitors from every country in the world....

DSLC NEWS NETWORK
thanks each and everyone of you! 

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

welcome! i hope they're not black.

Anonymous said...

An watz da prizes Shaved? Ya bedder comes up wits sompen.

Germania Jim said...

was it a nigger?

Anonymous said...

WOOOOO HOOOOO!!!! (Im pround of you DSL! Im also intoxicated on fairly expensive beer)

Aldo Raine said...

17 million visits alone from I Voted For Obama, Mr. Southside, King Kaffir, Spank Daddy and The Keesing Bandit.

Aldo Raine

Anonymous said...

There. Is a stool pigeon in area 1 det div

Anonymous said...

Based on that map, I'm surprised at the number of African nations viewing this site. Maybe it's those African blacks who hate American blacks.

Congrats, Mr. Longcock and crew!!!

I Voted For Obama said...

Is it me? Is it me? What do I win?????

Anonymous said...

Well done Shaved! Keep on tellin' it like it is.

Anonymous said...

Chief hillbilly walrus whale is loves your blog!

Anonymous said...

the mole at the disability board is Bob Crawford.

That's who the leaker is, he hates the POLICE

Anonymous said...

A LINK CARD!

Anonymous said...

A case of grape drank with flamin hots

Anonymous said...

You can plant that flag on North Korea, Shaved! Just found out that mini-me Kim Il Sung reads your blog every day after morning executions.

Anonymous said...

"Germania Jim said...

was it a nigger?"

Come to Chicago. There are a lot of them shooting each other at the moment in a spree of senseless and sad violence.

Anonymous said...

"Image Credit: NASA."

Even NASA loves DSLC!

I can tell you this Shaver: While those who would post a comment, awesome people like me, are fewer in number, you have many fans and readers of all races and social class levels here in Chicago.


It is not every day but where I work at, one of the two black receptionists checks your site. The Asian IT guy has looked at your site before.

I don't get on your site at work but I check it out often at home or on the road. A few women in the office (white chicks) read your blog very infrequently. A few older guys read the blog too off and on at work.

I work in a professional group downtown. How do I know the DSLC is viewed?

Business can and do spy on their workers internet browsing at work instead of filtering or blocking half the internet; that is how. Mostly it is what you'd think: eBay and FB and webmail on breaks. Still DSLC gets visited too on occasion.

People from Chicago read DSLC News!!

Better then some of the official news sources at times. Shaver owns!

Anonymous said...

.....WOOOOO HOOOOO!!!! (Im pround of you DSL! Im also intoxicated on fairly expensive beer).....

BLATZ ?????

Anonymous said...

.....An watz da prizes Shaved? Ya bedder comes up wits sompen.....

A Harold's two piece dinner!

Anonymous said...

Hooray Detective Shavedlongcock, they'll soon agree with me that you're the best thing online. Now give obama voter his prize, I want him to win! lol

Anonymous said...

YOU TUBE;

WILLOW GULCH SCUMBAG


A HILARIOUS PARODY MAKING FUN OF A SCUMBAG

A MUST SEE

CLASSIC

I Voted For Obama said...

That was quite a line-up Aldo quoted, but he missed a few.

Anonymous said...

Lou Reed says---

Yeah. I feel left out.

Anonymous said...

The Rolling Stones say---

So do we.