Thursday, July 12, 2012

Don't let a Jesse Jackson Mood Disorder catch you by surprise! Order your Jesse Jackson Jr. Mood Ring Today!!!!

41 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ive always thought that 'lil Jesse was wrapped too tight - and now it looks like he's unwravelled.

For such a conniving arrogant conceited lying cheating, it couldnt have happened to a nicer guy.

The apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

I bet lil Jesse is already plotting how he can buy off Judge Zagel so he isnt sent to the shithouse for 14 years.

Anonymous said...

wonder if he is in custody already?

retired cap h said...

Mood Disorders
MOOD DISORDERS are mental disorders characterized by periods of depression, sometimes alternating with periods of elevated mood.
The most common of these among Illinois political personalities is PPA, or pre-prosecution anxiety, not to be confused with psychosomatic symptoms that occur during the sentencing process to delay sentencing or to lighten the terms
Whether one is a subject o, a target or peripheral player of a federal corruption inquiry does not matter. The person with PPA may display actual symptoms or simply is using the diagnosis to win over public sympathy and to taint the jury pool.
Either way the symptoms tend to decline upon indictment and recur upon conviction, however then doctors from the Federal Bureau of Prison re-assign a new diagnosis, calling it FOSS, or full of shit syndrome.
Dr. Obvious www.consulthammer.com

Anonymous said...

Lets be honest about this - the COWARD JJjr attempted suicide and botched the job!

Like most Democrats he's a fuck up!

Couldn't even commit suicide right!

Now they are setting up his insanity defense.

The booty call is waiting for you in prison and your the booty!

Mark12A said...

If I had Anally Injected Death Serum, I'd be a bit moody myself.

Go ahead and Die Jesse Jr. Take your asshole sperm donor with you.

Anonymous said...

GREAT photoShop Shaver, you are the MAN! LMFAO

I'm still hoping JJJ will self-treat his disorder with about 240 grains of copper & lead.

Anonymous said...

Three J sure has mood disorders...

He can't decide if he is in the mood to take it up the ass or in the mood for deep throating his soon to be cell mate wife's cock!

Not that it is his call...

Maybe 3J is PMSing... Women have those mood swings all the time. JJ Jr is a little bitchman after all.

Anonymous said...

Jessie is in DC being treated by his blonde bimbo.

Anonymous said...

Good one Shaved!

Anonymous said...

Mood disorder? What I feel sad, mad, happy wtf is that?

Hey asshole there are days everyone who works feels like shit. Your not the 1st guy to get a divorce deal with it and do your fucking job.

Ohh wait he is a public black man so we have to cut him some slack......fuck that.

Anonymous said...

Isn't it funny that JJ senior all of a sudden developed a case of silence.

I Voted For Obama said...

Can I get three?

"MOOD DISORDER"??? said...

Please be more specific about your "mood disorder", JJJ. Too vague. It could mean anything from a mild melancholia, dysthymia, bipolar or even psychotic schizophrenia. Kindly refer to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders [DSM-IVR].

Hallucinations? Paranoia? Delusional? Insomnia? Have you tried Thorazine and electroshock therapy yet? A straitjacket and other restraints? Have you been diagnosed as a physical threat to both yourself and others? Suicidal ideation?

Anonymous said...

Re: anon 12:55
It's almost worth all this to have JJ Sr. STFU for a while...

Do you ever think James Earl Ray sat in his cell thinking he shot the wrong guy?

Anonymous said...

this was a unsucessful suicide attempt,

Anonymous said...

Its AIDS not a mood disorder.

Anonymous said...

Does a LINK CARD come with that mood ring/Senate seat deal?!

tucsonbob said...

Da mare once said "we aren't here to create dis-order, we are here to preserve dis-order". Was he talking about triple J?

Anonymous said...

free ring with every case of bud
jj king of bud shake down artist
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Anonymous said...

Niggers missing work? I don't see what the story is here...

Anonymous said...

Those Mood Rings are on sale at the same proctologist office where JJJ went to have that Federal Supeona pulled out of his asshole.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Niggers missing work? I don't see what the story is here...

July 12, 2012 4:34 PM

BAZINGA!!!

Anonymous said...

You'd have a "mood disorder" too if the feds came looking for you, subpoena in hand.

Anonymous said...

GIBS ME DAT!

Anonymous said...

IS HIS SEAT FOR SALE YET?

Anonymous said...

Was he drunk when he shot himself?

Mt Greenwood Hillbilly said...

Too bad blogger won't let us "thumbs up" some of the good comments here.

Anonymous said...

ballerina boy doesn't blame jj jr for not going back to work , say y should he they don't do anything anyway , our tax $ at work

maybe he should be concerned if it's true sandy jackass lives in dc and her children attend school there , not with cps honor students

aldcreature is a $100k part tme job with a $75k expense account
let's reduce aldercreatures not police , teachers and firefighter

Anonymous said...

Maybe he is in hiding in Grand Beach Mi in some summer home sitting around in his boxers drinking cough syrup and smoking blunts.

Anonymous said...

Since jr. reads this blog i post this song here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXrubd8TcNI&feature=related

Anonymous said...

How many ways can you say BULLSHIT!?

Anonymous said...

im gonna expose you HOMO and it's not gonna be nice "i voted for....cocksmoking"

noone90210 said...

Jesse Jr. has Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID). :)

The mood ring headline rocks!

Approach the Bench said...

JJJ knows the indictments are coming. His actions are part of his master plan. On his first court appearance he`ll be brought into court in a wheelchair in such a dazed state with his six doctors who will proclaim his inability to understand the charges. Case dismissed.

Anonymous said...

6:24PM asks:

IS HIS SEAT FOR SALE YET?

NO, BUT HIS ASS IS.

noone90210 said...

Approach the Bench, it's a repeat of Fred Roti, Perry Hutchinson and Bill Henry rolled into one. :D

noone90210 said...

ApproachTheBench,
JJJ = Fred Roti + Perry Hutchinson + Bill Henry + many more politicians

Anonymous said...

10% goes to Blago's prison candy fund.

Anonymous said...

Love it..stealing it!

Anonymous said...

Wow talk about timing just when FEDS are probably in preparing an indictment for this fool he becomes very ill and is suddenly in medical care...talk about unfit to stand trial...Your day will be coming soon Mr. J Jr. the only seat you will be bidding for will be the FEDS correctional center cafateria seat next to Blago...HEY BLAGO I'LL GIVE YOU 1 SOAP, 4 SQUARES AND MY SHOE POLISH FOR THAT SEAT TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!

I Voted For Obama said...

I'm a HOMO?????