Thursday, July 19, 2012

Curtis Cathey, the Elgin Village Retard, did what any hot colored boy would do...He broke into another person's air condition apartment...

It would have been a much better story had the woman pulled out a 45 caliber semi-auto handgun and fired the whole magazine right through the teeth of this smiling asshole....
A broke poor colored boy from Elgin made himself comfortable in a stranger’s apartment because it had air conditioning and he needed a place to cool off, police said.

A woman told police she left her apartment unlocked in the 200 block of Jefferson Avenue when she went to visit a neighboring apartment about noon Tuesday. But when she came home a half-hour later, she found a stranger sitting in her apartment, listening to music, she said.

Explaining that he apparently had entered the wrong apartment by mistake, the stranger left while the woman called 911 to report that she had surprised a burglar.

Police said they caught the man walking nearby and identified him as Curtis Cathey, 18, of Elgin.

Cathey told police he had been very uncomfortable in Tuesday’s 99-degree weather and had simply entered the first unlocked, air-conditioned apartment he could find so he could cool off. He was charged with criminal trespassing.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

You have to admit the young man had a really good reason for entering the woman's apartment. First off she should LOCK HER FUCKING DOOR WHEN SHE GOES OUT. Lucky for her the young man wasn't really horny and decided he wanted to give her a tune-up. All in all it didn't turn out too bad. The woman is unharmed and Curtis will have a cool place to stay for a while. He might not enjoy his cellie sticking his 10 inch dick up his ass every night but there are draw backs going to jail.

Anonymous said...

The colored should be sweating cause asswipe obama is going to lose bad come November.

Anonymous said...

@11:25 fuck that. she should have shot that nig nog dead. Oh wait...this is Illinois where we CANT protect ourselves.In ANY OTHER STATE this nigger would have been dead and the homeowner NOT charged.
Fuck this state and its ILLEGAL gun laws..

CONCEALED CARRY ILLINOIS NOW!
The Police are NOT enough.

Anonymous said...

Too bad we don't have tent cities like out in AZ - no AC... that'd be a good lesson for this dumb bigger. Don't libraries in shitcago have AC?

Anonymous said...

Shit, that fucking nigger could have gone to any convenience store if all he wanted was some cool air.

I agree that the woman should have shot his dumb ass. It would have done the citizens of Chicago a favor.

Anonymous said...

If Obama had a son he might turn out just like this ass hole.

Anonymous said...

He has a cute side profile= smash! He ccould crash my apartment anyday. It would be nice and cool but we would be nice and hot!

Anonymous said...

Not a bad outcome, all things considered.

Kinda quaint in a way, these crime stories in which nothing much happens. Sort of like a break-in where nothing is found missing other than a quart of milk from the fridge.

Anonymous said...

I guess a white dishcloth draped over your head only does so much, then... A brotha's gotta do what a brotha's gotta do!

Anonymous said...

Did z. mcconkle go thru his pockets?

Anonymous said...

This encounter may have been a blessing for the homeowner. She could put a doggie collar on Curtis and trained him to wash dishes, fetch the newspaper and bottles of Bud Lite from the frig, and give her an occasional hump when she feels the need. All she has to do is get Curtis his rabies shots and distemper.

Anonymous said...

Want air conditioning Curtis? Just go to your favorite 24 hour Walmart and take a nap under the produce stand. Problem solved. Have a banana while your at it, Bro.

Anonymous said...

Glad no body was hurt.

If he was there to cool off... Why start to listen to music? How does music make you cooler?

Fuck this guy!

LOCK YOUR DOOR WOMAN! Oh my lord!

He could not have done into McDonald's and bought a brink (no tipping needed!) and sat there for half and hour to cool down?

Anonymous said...

This story does not help the image of African Americas.

Is there anything blacks WON'T steal?

This black youth was arrested for stealing cool air!!

A new high, or low, if you want to look at it in that way.

Shaved, you want a crazy story?

There were these three blacks kids age 10-11 if that. They were by the Armitage Brown line stop.

That is my area and all white. This pretty white chick (25 if that) was off her bike and looking at her iPhone, checking message. Typical near north woman.

This was right next to the Chase bank there. I am talking with my pal and I hear this woman raise her voice. She was not in danger but she was talking loud like something is wrong.

This one black kid is trying to take her iPhone! A 11 year old blackie is trying to grab the lady's phone.

He said 'Give it to me!' and she was dazed more then anything that this rut was trying to take her phone! He was a kid and could not get it from her, still he was grabbing for it!

I yelled "HEY!" and walked over. "You can't do that. What is going on here?!"

The kid looked at me and walked to his other two buddies. I walked over and asked them if there were all together. I asked where there parents were. The three then ran away down the alley that is next to the L track without answering! Scurried off like rats!

UNREAL!!

I looked at the girl and she was like"What the hell was that about?" I said I did not know. Crazy kids.
She shrugged. She thanked me and that was that.

Another white chick not aware and just letting her bike and her phone be open to having some punk get at them. Seems, sadly, no where is safe thanks to the CTA and how it connects the whole city, good and bad parts.

If that kid was 15-16 I would have loved to have taken him into the alley and punched his teeth out! That would teach him not to steal.

A pal of mine, white, used to steal shit as a teen. He got his clock cleaned one day and that was the end of this thieving ways! I can't hit a kid however, no one does that and that is not right.

Man, where the fuck are the black parents!? This is awful and sad.

Anonymous said...

I work with a village idiot they call him COMMANDER MUMMMBLES the wonder coward

Anonymous said...

Man, where the fuck are the black parents!? This is awful and sad.

July 20, 2012 10:25 AM

who do you think TAUGHT them this "trade" that,or the 'parents' were high passed out or making more welfare checks.

I Voted For Obama said...

Curtis Cathey voted for Obama, then asked him if there was a place where he could sit down and take his shoes off.

Anonymous said...

YOU TUBE;

WILLOW GULCH SCUMBAG

A HILARIOUS PARODY MAKING FUN OF A SCUMBAG

A MUST SEE CLASSIC COMEDY

OVER 800 VIEWS

Anonymous said...

I too, work for a village idiot, we call him chief hillbilly walrus whale ass

Anonymous said...

HEY PETER PUFFER YOUR ON THE WRONG BLOG

Anonymous said...

Chief hillbilly walrus whale ass plays the skin flute

Anonymous said...

I watched the willow gulch scumbag cartoon. It's pretty funny with what seems like inside jokes. Who's the chief being made fun of and what department?
I have to say I watched all five cartoons and laughed. I loved the chief was a clown! That's got to be a shot to someones ego. Everybody knows that 99% of Chiefs are full of themselves and full of shit. I applaud and kudos to the author of Willow Gulch scumbag

Anonymous said...

July 19, 2012 11:25 PM
Yeah you should look your door if you leave even to just go down the hall for a second. But lets not blame the victim.

Anonymous said...

Thank you south side revs., jackson, sharpton and your enablers, the white liberals. This kid is functionally disabled. It didn't even occur to him that what he did was unacceptable. A lost generation of parentless, violent, semi-illiterate to the point of retardation. Time to hit the reset button.

Anonymous said...

July 20, 2012 2:52 AM
One problem with shooting the jagoff. In Illinois if he had entered in a "riotous and forcible manner" it's a gimme. The fact that he opened an unlocked door changes things a little. In the latter it's imperative he dies from his wounds. And the homeowner doesn't say ANYTHING about what happened without an attorney. Can't trust what the alvarez might do.

I Voted For Obama said...

I just hit the reset button. Nothing happened.