Hi officer, I wanted to see if you can check my ass for any drugs!
Jump already Rahm.
"A member of the local cannabis club demonstrates his very high wire act for the appreciative officer."or"You idiot! I'm supposed to administer the body cavity search AFTER I take you to prison!"
Squad, let fire know they might want to come to this one.....
Dope on a rope..
Hey you guys...did your calendar say there would be a full moon tonight?
Mayor Shylock you gotta stop threatening guys in the shower room!
Have you seen my wiener?
Looking down at the perps exposed balloon knot, Blinky Bea couldn't help but reminisce about how many dirty assholes she eagerly darted her tongue in and out of while tending bar at My Mistake. Aldo Raine
Cheating: Never above the first floor!!
"I see you had corn for dinner!"
" The 240 Volts just killed my HARD ON!"
Caught cheating: Next time on the first floor!
Cheating: Next time on the first floor!
It's a full moon! Or it's the crack of dawn!
I got so Excited watching the Olympics, I thought I would give it a try.
Mitt the twitt, again,.
Dude, dont you ever wash your stanky ass I can smell it from here
First time I have seen a female copper take point
"Bitch I'd rather bite this wire than have sex with you".
Well i guess he got his arm loose instead of biting it off. I dont know which is worse waking up and there an ugly women next to you/ or waking up theres an ugly women next to you and one in a uniform pointing a gun at you. Jump. Fucking eletrical wire
Come back inside Rahm!
Fat spic in window says- your balls look like a tortilla!!
I told you lube only if you put me in for merit selection!!!
that course i took from the jon burge school of confession is really paying off. now hit the switch!!! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzt
I think he's the police, I can see his rusty sheriffs badge
What do you mean this isn't Niagara Falls?
Barack likes me in this possition.
Stosh practices his high bar routine while trying to make the cut for the Polish men's team. Unfortunately for Stosh, the Olympics started 3 days ago.
Obama's white half.
I cant take it anymore...Detective Shaved Longcock is after me!
HURRY MARIO. GET OUT, I THINK I HEAR MY HUSBANDS CAR JUST PULL IN,
I thinks that's 1130 on his RDO.
Oh Look! An Obama 2012 tattoo on his ass!
Sir..I suggest you get your rectum bleached ASAP!
Sir, can I ass you a question ? ? ?
I know your craZY BUT I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS
Hey LT....LT the trapeeze act isnt neccessary for the exempt spot.....
"If you really want those Sgt stripes you better get Water for Elephants for me!"
New Army program:Gay Assault Force.
This is the view of me Barack likes best!
Fucking cable sucks.
I got first dibs on the cavity search!
I got your brown out right here bitch!What I win Shavey?!
That's not exactly what I meant, when I said, "Screwcable tv"
"Nice work officer", I see you found Obama's original birth certificate.
I'm from the Disability Integrity Unit, Mr. Cock.
Female PO and her PO hubby having a PO domestic.
Is that an Edison Wire ?
hang on :)I'm calling for help
Good news Commander. The Superintendent believes that thats not your head up his ass.
Hung Out To Dry!
" I always knew you were crazy....but now I see your nuts!"
I am just practicing. I need to train others on how to jump the border!
So... Was the anal beaching a success or not? Have a look and give me the verdict!
Am I doing this right?
1920 2nd watch...
I really want to work for the city bad....how much longer.
No, it's BARRY THE FAIRY !
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