Thursday, July 05, 2012

Aide: Jesse Jackson Jr.’s condition ‘more serious than we thought’ - Does Jesse Jackson Jr. have A.I.D.S.?

H.I.V. / AIDS from swinging both ways??? Cocaine Addiction??? Gerbil up his ass???

U.S. Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr., who took a leave of absence from Congress June 10 for what was described as exhaustion, is facing a “more serious” medical condition than previously thought, a spokesman said Thursday.

“Congressman Jackson’s medical condition is more serious than we thought and initially believed,” said his spokesman, Frank Watkins. “Recently, we have been made aware that he has grappled with certain physical and emotional ailments privately for a long period of time.

“At present, he is undergoing further evaluation and treatment at an in-patient medical facility. According to the preliminary diagnosis from his doctors, Congressman Jackson will need to receive extended in-patient treatment as well as continuing medical treatment thereafter.

“We ask that you keep Congressman Jackson and his family in your thoughts and prayers during this difficult period.”

There was no immediate word on what Jackson is suffering from nor how long his absence from Congress might continue.

78 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where in the world is Jesse Jackson, Jr?

And when do his sick days run out?

Anonymous said...

by by asshole

Mr. SouthSide said...

Butt cancer can be terrible.

Anonymous said...

Get it from his dad?????

Anonymous said...

Probably a drug rehab.

Anonymous said...

gots him a bad case of white ho disease

Anonymous said...

Sounds like he is suicidal. Ya, when do his sick days run out?

Anonymous said...

Gerbil up his ass??? OMG, I spit my coffee out when I read that!!! That's some funny shit....

dick said...

From the text it sounds like he has his head up his ass.

Anonymous said...

And when do his sick days run out?


not until someone else gets elected,

which knowing that district, would be never.


The way they threw in the emotional bullshit makes it sound like he had some kind of mental health problems.

maybe he's locked in a mental hospital???

Out of the car Motherfucker!!! said...

Who gives a shit what he has!!!

Let's hope he dies a slow death!!!

Anonymous said...

aids came from niggers like jesse having sex with infected monkeys in africa


now there's a nigger that invented something significant!!!!!

ha ha ha
dirty nigs

Anonymous said...

He has unlimited sick days since he's a congress critter. If he's got AIDS then he brought it on himself.

Anonymous said...

Could he be on the down low? Know what I'm saying boss.

Chuck said...

get the ef outta here Shaver, a jig from da southside being HIV pos. no fuggin way, of course they will say its some other common jiggy disease like sickle cell

Anonymous said...

Attempt suicide?

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure about Jesse, but Al lost so much weight, he HAS to have AIDS!

Anonymous said...

Really , Do we fuckin' care !

Mt Greenwood Hillbilly said...

This is one way to get rid of him, for that, I am not sorry.

Anonymous said...

Those that swing by the vine shall die by the vine.

bubba ron said...

I once had the chance to run over Jesse Jackson's alleged father, Jesse Jackson Sr., but didn't want his negrocity rubbing of on my nice black car. In my humble opinion, JJ Sr., is nothing but a fucking NIGGER. Always has been and always will be. He's a black carpetbagger who doesn't do shit for his brethren, ala Operation PUSH, but only uses it to inflate his pocketbook and his ego. And people believe his shit. How pathetic is that? He's a black Billy Graham, and I wish a pox on both their fucking families.

Anonymous said...

What's the first sign you have AIDS?

That terrible pounding in your ass!

While AIDS is a terrible syndrome, it's just that...a syndrome. Most people disagnosed with AIDS don't die of "AIDS" buy typically die from pneumocystis pneumonia or from Kaposi's sarcoma. Both are horrible, disfiguring ailments resulting in long, slow, agonizing death.

I couldn't think of a better way for this nigger, white-hating pimp to die.

Take your Daddy with you, monkey.

Anonymous said...

You know ole Barry is looking real gaunt himself lately. Be ironic if they both were man's country regulars. Sandi, the chicago alderman who spends most of her time in d.c. better get tested. LOL.

Anonymous said...

jesse jackass Jr 's wife threw his black ass out of the house .. a divorce is next..plus jackass's buddy nayak will be singing to the feds about jackass try to buy a senate set
he vote obama .. jagoff

Anonymous said...

He's in my prayers all right....that he croaks! His old man has also gone way past what is just.

Anonymous said...

Those colored kept voting for him so God takes him out.

Anonymous said...

Shake down itis like his POS old man ???

Anonymous said...

die nigger die and take your daddy with you.

Anonymous said...

Who cares Fuckem.

Aunt Aldo said...

Da Boy done got the vapors cause o de jail thing he tink be coming.

Anonymous said...

Time off on the tax payers dime, it's ok, Chief hillbilly walrus whale ass invented it. Now if some lowly government worker did not come to work for months and got fully paid, they would be charged with ghost payrolling, Theft, official misconduct. Jesse Jr and chief hillbilly walrus whale ass are BUTT BUDDIES

Anonymous said...

He just found out he's Black. He's in counseling, rehab, psycho ward. Oh and at the Link office.

Anonymous said...

Advanced case of acute Fedsheimer's.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he got the "Germ" from all the dirty money he handled, or perhaps, in true DEMOCRAT tradition, he caught somethin from stickin his dick up another mans ass.

Anonymous said...

RUN FORREST RUUUUN!!

Anonymous said...

“We ask that you keep Congressman Jackson and his family in your thoughts and prayers during this difficult period.”

Here's a thought, die nigger !

Anonymous said...

BE A GOOD NIGGER AND DIE YOU MOTHER FUCKER

Anonymous said...

it's gotta be exhausting to have that filthy Hinjin buying you all that white pussy

Anonymous said...

Amazing how all these DEMOCRAT Politicians all get sick, when the Feds come a knockin at their door.

Anonymous said...

The Jackson family never ceases to amaze me.

Anonymous said...

One less vote for "Zero"

Anonymous said...

Shaver,
Here's hoping to your "end of days"
dickwad.!!!

Anonymous said...

I pray this assshole suffers a long and painful demise. Fucking piece of shit, scum bag nigger assclown scumbag.

Anonymous said...

I pray this assshole suffers a long and painful demise. Fucking piece of shit, scum bag nigger assclown scumbag.

Anonymous said...

Fuck you jjj

Anonymous said...

All BS aside on this racist, ignorant Mt. Greasewood hillbilly blog, I suspect JJJ has an addiction problem
that's being handled at one of those exclusive
private addiction centers somewhere out west.

rjp said...

If it's AIDs look out for a lot of Chicago area politicians to be infected .... and Obama to be glad they parted ways ....

Congress doesn't have a defined number of sick days. You get elected, get sworn in, and can get sick the next day, never actually serving 2 days. Gabby Giffords resigned as soon as she was eligible for her pension.

Anonymous said...

Heard a rumor that Blago is finking to the Feds on JJ Jr. and Blago's story is corroborated by 2 other people.
Humm. Indictments pending ?

Anonymous said...

Certainly sounds like rehab to me.We need a CR on this guy for abusing the medical.

Anonymous said...

He's on the taxpayer payroll no secrets unless your skanky ass resigns POS.

Anonymous said...

Why was the liberal media all over Mark Kirk and his staff and Doctors for information about his condition after his stroke. Thet wrote articles demanding to know.

Now it's lets give Jr. some privacy. Fuck that. As a voter I want to know what's going on with my Congressman, NOW?

Anonymous said...

Fuck this nigger, she should be sharing a cell with Blago. Instead now he's gonna die a slow painful death.

Anonymous said...

So ol triple j's a down low mo like his bro O takin in the ''yo yo''....

Anonymous said...

“We ask that you keep Congressman Jackson and his family in your thoughts and prayers during this difficult period.”

===================================

I do. I pray the prick croaks, while suffering.

Anonymous said...

I heard he's some place called the retreat at Sheppard Pratt mental hospital.

Secret Source said...

"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Jesse Jackson Jr told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Crook County City Hospital. Jesse Jackson Jr, and his homosexual partner Raghuveer "I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose" Nayak, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.

"I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Raghuveer shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next.

"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Jesse Jackson jr’s hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."

Jesse Jackson Jr suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Raghuveer Nayak suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

Anonymous said...

No self respecting gerbil would climb up that ass

Anonymous said...

he looks worse than that black panther congressman

Anonymous said...

there's no way Jesse Jr. had a gerbil up his ass, because he's so full of shit "ain't no mo room".

Anonymous said...

That FBITIS can be a Bitch! Jesse knows his Dothead pal turned on him to save his own ass. Fucking little coward is hiding out to create some sympathy. Fuck him. At least his cellies will. Rod says he wants to tap that Budweiser asshole first.

Anonymous said...

Someone made an interesting comment about maybe Rod giving the Feds some info on other politicians. He must know now that 17 years in the joint will be pretty hard. Trying to sing those old Elvis tunes with a fat greasy 12 inch dick up your ass is probably very painful. The Feds could go back into court and shave (sorry) a lot of that original time off for "cooperating" with them.

Anonymous said...

This Story even went national:


Rep. Jackson treated for 'more serious' ailments
By SOPHIA TAREEN | Associated Press …
CHICAGO (AP) — The mystery surrounding U.S. Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr.'s leave of absence deepened Thursday as his office disclosed a few more vague details about his medical condition, saying his ailments were "more serious" than previously thought and he needs extended inpatient treatment.

http://news.yahoo.com/rep-jackson-treated-more-serious-ailments-171002259.html

Anonymous said...

Gotta cook the chicken first Jesse! Dumbass.

I Voted For Obama said...

Obama has not liked the Jackson family since Sr. threatened to cut his nuts off.

Anonymous said...

Black Dick Ganja Rot

Anonymous said...

The Purple Hotel made this boons purple ass bleed too many times to heal. He got the hivvey and he gone soon. Thanks Purple Hotel! If you can get your hands on that register then you can place your bets on who's going next.

Anonymous said...

". . . The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Jesse Jackson jr’s hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball. . . . "

There's some incredible talent on this blog. These people should work for CNN.

Anonymous said...

That is sad. I wish no harm to JJJ. That man is truly a jackass however.

I hope JJJ gets healthy and recovers.

He must stand trial for his wrongs and serve time as part of justice being met. No sick bed moratorium for him' it is best for all if he regains his vigor.

Still, that is not my call. If the man upstairs wants to take J-J-J... Then Jr will answer to a higher court for this time on earth and what he did or did not do.

Anonymous said...

July 5, 2012 10:48 PM

LMAO still crying. This is a fucking work of satirical art. Shaved you need to make something more with this. Give it it's own post. Spread it.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like Jr. had an pyschological/emotional breakdown and is locked up in a rubber room.

But why hasnt the facility staff leaked it?

Jr gets unlimited sick time just like Senator Mark Kirk (R - Gay) who at least had the decency to disclose his ailment.

Anonymous said...

He's my congressman and he's in my thoughts every day.

Here's a thought for today. Fuck you shithead Jackson Jr. and a BIG fuck you to your stuttering harelip old man Jackson Sr. too.

Anonymous said...

HIS DADDY LOOKS LIKE A FISH EYED NIGGER

Anonymous said...

Wtf is wrong with you fools? But for the grace of God go I and YOU.....

Mr. SouthSide said...

Please----do not compare JJJ with normal people. He is a child of privilege and has abused that privilege at every turn.

noone90210 said...

[What] is wrong with you fools? But for the grace of God go I and YOU.....

After cussing and calling people "fools", you mention God. What is wrong with you? Are you borrowing pages from Jesse?

Please----do not compare JJJ with normal people. He is a child of privilege and has abused that privilege at every turn.

Mr. SouthSide, thank you for speaking the truth!

Mr. SouthSide said...

You are very welcome.

Anonymous said...

"...he is my congressman..."

Getting your money's worth out of him lately?

"...he is in my thoughts every day..."

Cleanse your mind. It is infected.

Anonymous said...

Hey, the guy needs a rest. He's the first one in his family that has a real job. Seriously, I think he has AIDS. (50% of Black women are infected!!!)