Sunday, June 03, 2012

Your typical Negro prom night... Lorenzo Bracey was dressed in a tux, car he got in a carjacking, plenty of drugs and even a gun....


Lorenzo Bracey, carjacking suspect, clad in a tuxedo and headed for a prom was arrested Friday when the victim of the crime spotted the stolen vehicle at a West Side McDonald's, police said.

A judge set bail at $150,000 for Lorenzo Bracey in court today which is much cheaper that most colored prom nights...

Bracey, 20, of the 300 block of South Kilbourn Avenue, was charged with aggravated vehicular hijacking, aggravated unlawful use of a weapon, possession of a controlled substance, and possession of a firearm with a defaced serial number, all of which are felonies, said Harrison District police Lt. John Andrews.

Bracey was also charged with three misdemeanors: possession of firearm ammunition without a valid FOID card, possession of a firearm without a valid FOID card, and possession of cannabis, the lieutenant said.

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33 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lorenzo Bracey wishes he had a father like Barry Obama.

Anonymous said...

My Trayvon! I wuz finna git muh groove on and put muh dik somewheres...

Anonymous said...

I'm not scratching my head about the car jacking, that's normal behavior. But perplexed if he was attending a prom cause he graduated? I mean 20 years old would be an age these geniuses would graduate.....

Anonymous said...

If I had a son, he would look like Lorenzo...

Anonymous said...

Tales of the MULE!!

Anonymous said...

Classic!

The King of All Crackers said...

Was that the junior or senior prom. By 20 I owend a house, had a retail management position and not going to high school. I guess his CPS education included carjacking. I am surprised no felony possession of a firearm by a felon. I bet his date was pisssed.

Anonymous said...

Good thing they hit him with those 3 misdemeanors!

Anonymous said...

WooooHoooo.
Off to nigger U for you.

Anonymous said...

My boy CH banged his girlfriend while wearing his tuxedo jacket, I have foots to prove it.

Anonymous said...

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I give to you..The Duke!"

Anonymous said...

...caught in a MACK Donalds parking lot..You cant make this shit up!

Anonymous said...

typical shine

Out of the car Motherfucker!!! said...

Bracey will have all the "promin" he can handle when he gets to the state prison, Nothing wrong with him 10 or 15 years of brutal ass fuckin won't cure!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

was he a honor student?

Anonymous said...

He probably will get probation, denial walking down the aisle to receive his high school deploma, confiscation of all photographs except his eight grade graduation picture and a lifetime revocation of his FOID card. After all, he never would hurt anyone, and can potentially turn his life around.

Anonymous said...

Yes his date was pissed she was screaming at the police for ruining her prom

Anonymous said...

I love it 20 yrs old and going to prom. Typical for the spear chuckers. I was going into my 3rd year in the Marine Corps. Just about turn his life around I bet.

Only Mama Knows said...

What, no corsage? Oh, there was weed, my mistake.

Anonymous said...

3 misdemeanors for doing an armed carjacking???

he wont even get probation by the time this gets to the cook county judges...

Anonymous said...

Cancel his Link card.

Anonymous said...

This liberal paradise we in also known as Hell.

ISP Sgt said...

"What, no corsage?"

Hope these socks aren't too porous-

Anonymous said...

Wake me up if a Crook County Judge gives him anything other than a stern talking to. He didn't kill anyone, therefore it's not really a serious crime.

Anonymous said...

If you were sitting at a bar telling this story white liberals would say you are just making all this up because you are racist. A stolen car spotted in a MACdonalds parking lot.

I'm Lovin It.

I Voted For Obama said...

Lorenzo Bracey voted for Obama, then asked him if he could borrow his limo to go to the prom because he done lost his main ride.

Anonymous said...

maybe they need more "programs" or "community centers" yea muh dik

Anonymous said...

20 years old? FFS!!

Normal people should have been zeroing in on the finishing off of a BA/BS in college at that age.

Sure he did not try to pimp his date as well during the evening?

TNB even at the prom... I smell a 21 Jumpstreet movie sequel in the works!

Hell, Lorenzo Bracey could be 21 at that time and still would not have gotten his diploma.

Good luck at graduating from Jr College at age 36 homeboy. You eared that associate's degree!

Head of your tax payer funded and United Negro College Fund supplemented class for sure!

He can chimp out. That has been proved.

Lingering Question:
Can be LINK UP?

I bet with this HS diploma he will do so soon enough. Beats working for certain.

Anonymous said...

"The King of All Crackers said...

Was that the junior or senior prom. By 20 I owend a house, had a retail management position and not going to high school. I guess his CPS education included carjacking. I am surprised no felony possession of a firearm by a felon. I bet his date was pisssed.

June 3, 2012 6:59 AM"

Shit! At age 20 you had a house and a real job?!

Bet cha you is WHITE motherfucka, that is why!

White man always working for what he want and goal setting and goal getting and shit... Obama supposed to give me what the white mans got by magic redistribution and shit...

Ol bullshit tryin to tell a black man to work...

If black man gots to work, how de fuck he supposed to go to high school at age 20 and finish before he is 22? Fool ass honky!

Anonymous said...

Classic Coon Time!

Anonymous said...

typical nigger

Anonymous said...

He did it for Trayvon !!! Hell beat the case the judge will toss it like nigga running from the police....

The Keesing Bandit said...

Does he still have the tux? I would like to see if it fits-----after a thorough cleaning of course.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!