Friday, June 22, 2012

Why Mooo-Chelle Obama's Motorcade has to drive this fast and reckless is beyond me...

55 comments:

Anonymous said...

it's cuz that big fat ass had to take a trayvon.

Anonymous said...

That ain't nothing. Remember the old days when dude would walk out of the crib and look both ways on the sidewalk as to not be hit by squad cars utilizing same!

Anonymous said...

Free Buckets O' Chicken at KFC......

Anonymous said...

Must have been on there way to an all you can eat rib tip buffet.

Anonymous said...

That bitch had to take a nigger shit! The corn (and watermelon)was about to ride the rocket and there was no time to waste!

She could not hold it! After a night or drinking cheap gin, her tummy was a bubbling!

Floor it! The FLOTUS is about to blast off an ass volcano!!

There was not enough time to secure the rest room at the local Chicken and Waffles stand so they had to drive like hell to get to the nearest tax payer purchased commode.

Anonymous said...

Biden and her had been role playing 'master and slave girl on the deep south plantation' a few times.

Whore was knocked up. She was just starting to show and she needed to race to one of those Planned Parenthood centers in the black hood before anyone noticed. She has been there more then a few times in the past. Her ticket is punched that if she get tree more, her next operation after that is on the house! Just like the Dunkin Donuts coffee card promotions!

After all, her husband has been too preoccupied with sucking cock to take care of her needs as of late.

Anonymous said...

That bitch finally tasted what the school lunch programs served the kids!

She had to race home to change her underwear after the episode of diarrhea hit her!

Anonymous said...

Wow!

Anonymous said...

Chicago cops drive like that just to get to Dunkin's Donuts!

Out of the car Motherfucker!!! said...

Niggers gone wild!!!!!

Moochelle enjoy it wihile you can!!!!

Nov. is comming and like Hawk Harleson says You & Barry, "You Gone"!!!!

Anonymous said...

Easy answer. She wanted to get to the Country Buffet before they ran out of fried chicken.

Anonymous said...

Presidential motorcades move fast so that no one can throw things at the cars or pose any kind of danger to the person being protected. This is common practice of the secret service. This is as it should be.

Anonymous said...

She goin to da waddy melon sale! Come on now!

Anonymous said...

All motorcades drive like that, not just hers. Wow talk about nit picking you fucking losers.

MR. HATE said...

She's in a hurry because she be craving Flaming Cheetos, red pop and a garlic pickle in a bag.

Anonymous said...

She is on her way to the bookstore to buy " The Night Dad Went to Jail" so the girls are prepared.

Anonymous said...

She's gotta shit!

Anonymous said...

The first asswipe was in a hurry to slap her lips around a slab of ribs.

Anonymous said...

The Harold's Fried Chicken-mobile got lost... who gots the grape drank?

Anonymous said...

B/c the the First Lady (any first lady) and govt officials are considered High Value Targets and are accorded these security precautions by their protection details.

Anonymous said...

This fatass sow and her big eared muslim husband love that shit. Why are we tying up traffic on x-ways for 45 min with these 2 losers? Fucking up city streets as well. They should drive the fucking speed limit, its not like either is going to work and are late, what niggers ever are? They are in a hurry to take ANOTHER fucking vacation courtesy of White traxpayers. Evict this Nigger fambly in November.

Anonymous said...

the ignorant pos was running cars off the road.

Anonymous said...

She wanted to get the lunch special at the wafflehouse before it ended. Gotta beat traffic.

Anonymous said...

HER VA JAY JAY HAD AN ITCH.

Anonymous said...

She is the most important negress in America, even more important than oprah. When she gets a hankering for food that hankering must be fulfilled.

Anonymous said...

Harolds Chicken had a contest.See how many drumsticks you can shove up her vagina.she was running late.

Anonymous said...

Last time I saw her motorcade drive that fast, they were heading to Willies Rib Shack before it closed for the night...need me some tips, 'tato salad, red beans, chitlins, rinds, greens and a red soda water!

Teechur said...

Q. Why do they drive so fast?
A. The cops, embarrassed to be escorting this disgusting cow, want to get it over with as fast as possible.
A. If they drive too slow, the smell emanating from her vehicle makes the taildraggers sick.
A. To keep the flies off.

Anonymous said...

Make way for DUKE!!

Anonymous said...

They drive so fast because they want to spend as little time in the vehicle with that stanky bitch as possible.

Anonymous said...

She needed to get to the McDonald's drive thru for 31/2 pounder with cheese and a diet grape pop

Anonymous said...

Get that nigger some fried chicken

Anonymous said...

Nothing out of the ordinary for a Prez motorcade.

Anonymous said...

The First Wildebeast doesn't care because she is in a hurry. Niggers have problems dealing with delayed gratification. The honey badger doesn't care either as he would eat their head, get sick then go back to eat the rest of them.

Aldo Raine said...

Probably racing towards Barry's secret "Down Low" rendezvous point where she hoped to catch him in a man-on-man sex act based on the intel provided to her by the Keesing Bandit.

Aldo Raine

Galileo and Newton said...

They couldn't slow down when the brakes failed on a hill because of her fat ass.

The momentum will have that SUV coasting for hundreds of miles before it stops.

Anonymous said...

Make way for the Emperor's wife!

Fuck that bitch.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Hopefully, she will be driving herself in a few months....

Anonymous said...

WEll she is driven fast and reckless to keep up with her hubbys antics in FAST and FURIOUS.


I would have loved to see that cunt get T Boned by a gas truck.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
B/c the the First Lady (any first lady) and govt officials are considered High Value Targets and are accorded these security precautions by their protection details.

June 22, 2012 12:57 PM

Oh fuck this cunt. A high velocity AP round is the only precaution this sow ape whore deserves.

Anonymous said...

Nothing out of the ordinary for a Prez motorcade.

BullShit.

I Voted For Obama said...

More Blasphemy!

Anonymous said...

The faster you can go and fuck up traffic the more important you are.

Anonymous said...

Probably racing to get that FAT NIGGER to a ghetto chicken shack!

Nutria said...

Both her girlfriends OD'ED in the back seat and she was blowing the driver to get them to the hospital to find out if she had to call LANGLEY AGAIN! They make good birth certificates but they are slow and cheap.

Anonymous said...

OJ WAS IN THE LEAD CAR AND ESCAPED WITH BARRY'S ORIGINAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE FROM GENERAL MOTORS WITH THE LOCATION OF THE SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON!

Anonymous said...

Step on it, the baboon is hungy...

Anonymous said...

Presidential motorcades move fast so that no one can throw things at the cars or pose any kind of danger to the person being protected. This is common practice of the secret service. This is as it should be.

June 22, 2012 10:28 AM

Piss off fag. You probably work these fag details and feel important while your doing it. Guess what, your not and nobody but Niggers give a shit about Moochelle or the Fag Obummer.

Anonymous said...

Her Link card was about to expire and she had to rush to get it revalidated.

Anonymous said...

Grub-fo-a-Buck had a special on popcorn shrimp.

Anonymous said...

What a total embarrassment this blog is, not only to CPD officers, but to LE professionals everywhere.
Shaved, I only hope that when your cowardly identity is revealed to all, that your parents aren't alive to see the shame you've brought upon your family name. What a disgusting piece of shit you are, masquerading as a 'law enforcement officer.'

Anonymous said...

Most of these anonymous postings are made by him.....

Anonymous said...

Bazinga.

The Keesing Bandit said...

Let me set the record straight. I have never talked to Michelle Obama. I don't want to get close to her because she may try throwing feces at me.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!