WHERE DO YOU THINK JESSE JACKSON Jr IS?
[ ] Bobbing for boy balls in Father Michael Pfleger's hottub?
[ ] At Whitney Houston Rehab Center for Drug Addictions?
[ ] At Chicago's Manhole Bar & Grill for Gay Pride Week Orgy?
[ ] Secretly taking dance lessons to dance with Rahm Emanuel on DANCING WITH THE STARS?
[ ] On a drinking binge with Al Sharpton?
[ ] Admitted to local hospital due to multiple STD's