Saturday, June 09, 2012

Village Idiot Patrick L. Simms attempted to escape Chicago police station by smashing himself through a glass door

Photo: Patrick L. Simms

A man slammed into and broke a glass door at a Near North Side police station in an escape attempt after shoplifting expensive jeans at Water Tower Place this week, police said.

Patrick L. Simms, 18, is charged with attempted escape from a peace officer, retail theft, and criminal damage – all of which are felonies, police said.

On Thursday, a judge set bail at $30,000 for Simms and he was booked into Cook County Jail, according to the Cook County sheriff’s office.

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11 comments:

Negroid Mentality said...

Iz Wantz...

Anonymous said...

Shit, isn't that the guy who ratted out the Latin Kings and cost them whole lot of money and drugs?

Anonymous said...

that's heart

Anonymous said...

Too bad he didn't slice his carotid artery. I think the boys over at the county are gonna have some fun with his ass.

Anonymous said...

He looks half coon and half towel head. What a stinky combination.

Anonymous said...

NIGGERS SHOULD BE BANNED FROM COMING DOWNTOWN,EVERY POLICE REPORT SAYS M1 FOR OFFENDER.

Aldo Raine said...

Patrick L. Simms should've also "attempted escape" by "jumping" off the roof of the station house.

And yes, I do believe he is INDEED the burrhead who ratted-out the Latin Kings, subsequently costing them a lot of cash and dope.

Aldo Raine

Anonymous said...

It was a Chicago Police station...odds are the door was unlocked or the lock was broken. Next time try to open the door before you jump through it Simms!

I Voted For Obama said...

Patrick L. Simms voted for Obama, then tried to steal his pants. The Secret Service had to wrestle him to the ground.

Mississippi Madman said...

Aint no one never said them niggers were too smart. Here is PROOF once again,,,

Anonymous said...

FREE ZIMMERMAN!!!