Monday, June 25, 2012

U.S. Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. takes medical leave of absence - It's called the NERVOUS SHITS from Pre-Indictment


U.S. Rep.Jesse Jackson Jr.’s office disclosed Monday that the veteran Democratic congressman has been on medical leave from Congress for the past two weeks and is being treated for anal exhaustion.

In a statement from his office, spokesman Frank Watkins said the 17-year congressman went on medical leave on June 10. “He asks that you respect his family’s privacy,” the statement said, adding that his congressional offices remain open for constituents.

The statement was the first public disclosure that Jackson has been on medical leave for two weeks. Since June 10, his office has issued at least 10 news releases including one two days after he took medical leave in which he was quoted commending Crete officials for withdrawing support for an immigration detention center.

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48 comments:

Out of the car Motherfucker!!! said...

Fuck this nigger prick!!! They have hospitals in the Federal prison system!!! Fuck him and his family!!!! Maybe he's in gettin his head revmoved from his ass!!!! Just another fucking welfare case living off the public dime!!!! Medical leave???? Fuck you Jesse, "Go home and get your shine box!"

Anonymous said...

AL JOLSON SAYS:

Oh Nigga done wroooong,
oh Nigga done wrong.
Oh Nigga done wrong, wrong, wrong, Oh Nigggah done wrong.

UmmHummmmm....

Anonymous said...

Lol, little Jesse Jackoff Jr had better be stretching his chocolate starfish...in preperation of meeting Rastus, Rufus, and all the other bull fruits in the slam.

Anonymous said...

Hey Shaved,

is it true that Aleck Baldwin got caught sucking - off a Walrus at the L.A. Zoo ?

Anonymous said...

Can't wait to see Sam Adam jr in action again. He is one entertaining redbone. This will be the best news I've read about since bin laden was kilt!

Anonymous said...

Give JJJ some bath salts to snort. With any luck, he'll eat his father.

Anonymous said...

Sing song jibber jabber flim flam flibber flabber. It must be killing him to keep his mouth shut, literally.

Hopefully this kills him said...

The piece of shit nigger is exhausted from trying to push that airport! Shit maybe both them dumb fuck silver backs will die.

Anonymous said...

Run Jessie Run !

Anonymous said...

Maybe we will also learn why another player, Pat Fitzgerald, fled.

Anonymous said...

Hes being "treated for exhaustion."

Only a politician can take 2 weeks off for exhaustion, and then decide it wasn't enough...

Anonymous said...

Commander Mummmbles is proof anal sex can cause pregnancy.
Hey Moe hey moe doing the walrus shuffle. GULP GULP GULP

Coypus said...

When.in doubt hit the medical"

He'll get a psych 75% for life with 200% health care and an affirmative psych defense and push the debt past $28 BILLION from our life savings in the pensions!

Suicide is better thE madness and worse if not take as many as you can with you.

Anonymous said...

This new Jew US Attorney Shapiro is going to take the doors off this town it is just the begining watch the carnage.

Anonymous said...

Ha Ha, fucking nigger.

I hope Jesse Senior gots his dick in this caper somewhere.

Way to go, Kingfish!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Wow you peckerwoods sho is hateful. Um guessing me bets be getting back to the barn and watchin Ms. Bessie Sue Cracker finish suckin off the silver backs. Thems blood clots sho do like wrapping their balonee lips round some black cock. Funny, that's what I seem to remembas anyway. All dem young tender clots lovens some chocolate. Too bad Massa short dick cracker aint layin the meat right. Peace crackers!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like Jesse Jackson Jr. will see an indictment soon. Medical leave what a joke. Maybe he can have a ground breaking in his back yard.

After he gets out of jail he can join a circus they can always use another clown.

Anonymous said...

Janovjak also sucked off a dude. Got caught "red handed" in the forest preserve.

Oak Lawn should be proud of this lad.

Rumor has it, best cock sucker in the cook county forest preserve.

They used to call it the "pot and penis patrol" back in the day. Ask the Mexican CCFPPD guy all about it.

This guy has major issues.

Thank God he never worked DARE with all the white children in Oak Lawn.

Fuckin HOMO!

Anonymous said...

Don't you know I'm caught in a trap
I can't walk out
Because i wanted to sit with Durbin.

Why can't you see FBI
What you're doing to me
When you don't believe a word I say?

Anonymous said...

He's got corn studded travones coming out his
Ass, giving him anal exhaustion.

BIZARRO ALDO RAINE said...

JJ jr. is being "treated for exhaustion" after showering, 17 times, with the real Aldo Raine....

Anonymous said...

May I make a suggestion, that DSLC send a get well card to Jr. I am pretty certain DSLC still has some money that was donated to him in his time of need in order to keep this blog running. The price of a card and postage will kill the bank. On top of that it will show the world that we are not all "haters".

On second thought......I hope your asshole starts bleeding tomorrow morning J.J.Jr.

Anonymous said...

He got da Anal Pain'al!

Watch him pass his seat to his wife Sandy (who be gettin plowed by a joo [rahm?].

(joos love da black candy)

Anonymous said...

hes being treated for extreme FBITIS

Anonymous said...

hes being treated for extreme FBITIS

Anonymous said...

Two weeks and nobody missed him, what a useless piece of shit, jail will be too good for him.

Anonymous said...

he has a sore ass.

Anonymous said...

Jesse knows full well his Indian Genie is going to flip on him. Time to save your own neck Mr. Punjab! Jesse's Indian cartel had satchels full of cash for Rod Blago to hand Obama's Senate seat to him. Maybe Blago can get Jesse Jr. as a cellie. I hear Rod prefers dark meat these days.

Anonymous said...

When Jesse Jr. goes down maybe he will flip on Richie. Now wouldn't that be nice.

Anonymous said...

Hope the fucker dies.

Anonymous said...

Exaustion!!!
NIGGA PLEEEZE!

Aldo Raine said...

BIZARRO ALDO RAINE said...
JJ jr. is being "treated for exhaustion" after showering, 17 times, with the real Aldo Raine....

June 25, 2012 10:41 PM

Not true. It was only 16 times. And he was there to scrub Sandy's punany clean after I skeeted all up in dat cat.

His Down-Low tendencies are obvious, as he spent more time peeping my pecker than the old lady's box. These tendencies will be easily coaxed out of him and exploited once he hits the slammer.

Anonymous said...

Will Rod and Jesse Jr. find love together in Federal Jail? Imagine what their offspring will look like.

The King of All Crackers said...

I hope it ain't true Jesse Jr. that the indian was getting all teary eyed when he heard about the time for federal fraud he was looking at between medical, mail and wire fraud then broke bad on you in the senate. I guess when you out you can work the beer company thing. If it wasn't you and your dad A-B would have pulled the franchise. Maybe the Belguins will pull the A-B franchise because you're a bunch of louts. Maybe daddy can protest around the US Attorneys Office downtown to say their racist and shit.

Anonymous said...

Jesse Jr. Is a prime specimen of an up-the-ass pregnancy.

Anonymous said...

When the G crawls up your ass with a microscope I'm assuming it means you are fucked Jesse Jr!

Mt Greenwood Hillbilly said...

There ain't no white pootnany in the joint. Get it while you can Jr.

Anonymous said...

If he is so afraid of an indictment, he should do the honorable thing, bite the barrel.

Anonymous said...

Thief of oxygen

Prison just dont drop the soap

Jackson the Junior

I Voted For Obama said...

Jesse Jackson Jr. Voted for Obama, then asked him if there was someplace he could lie down and take a nap.

Anonymous said...

“Please Exuse Jesse Jr. from Congress … Retroactive two weeks ago. The Congressman was too tired … to tell us he was too tired.

Signed,

Juan Epstein’s Mother”

Anonymous said...

Medical Leave?

His coal burner mistress is practicing on Jessie Jr's ass with a dildo to get it used to receiving some of Jr's proud constituents back there...

Prison time for the representative in the works?

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow you peckerwoods sho is hateful. Um guessing me bets be getting back to the barn and watchin Ms. Bessie Sue Cracker finish suckin off the silver backs. Thems blood clots sho do like wrapping their balonee lips round some black cock. Funny, that's what I seem to remembas anyway. All dem young tender clots lovens some chocolate. Too bad Massa short dick cracker aint layin the meat right. Peace crackers!"

LMFAO!

De Camptown ladies sing this song, Doo-da, Doo-da. De Camptown racetrack's two miles long. Oh, de doo-da day!!

Irritated German said...

Maybe the Boy is having a case of Muh Dik from fucking all those mud sharks!

Or maybe fall out from......

Just remember he's just one of several sons of Jesse The Race Baiter.

There is also Yusef D. Jackson and his brother, Jonathan Jackson who own the Anheuser-Busch River North distributorship in Chicago. Thats right white boy keep drinking the swill from River North Distributorship and keep the Jacksons filthy rich.

Well they own it but how much intimidating of Anheuser-Busch did old man Jesse have to do to get the concession?

Anonymous said...

Remember jr. down the road not across the street.

Anonymous said...

See what happens when a nigger under the radar works a full forty hour week. Exhaustion!

Anonymous said...

Who's the chief in the SW suburbs who took off 11 months fully paid for personal problems and from injuries from totaling an unmarked sqaud which he was the at FAULT driver?

I Voted For Obama said...

Juan Epstein voted for Obama.