Sunday, June 10, 2012

Thanks to our colored citizens Chicago leads nation in laptop thefts


Chicagoans need to do a better job of minding their laptops, according to a new report from Absolute Software, a Vancouver-based firm that provides theft recovery services for corporate customers and consumers.

Based on 13,818 theft investigations that Absolute conducted in 2011, the company determined that Chicago was the No. 1 theft locale in the U.S., accounting for 12.5 percent of the thefts in the top 20 cities. Houston was next with 11.9 percent of incidents, followed by Detroit with 11.3 percent.

Of the top 13 most theft-prone airports in the U.S., O'Hare International Airport represented 7 percent of thefts, tying with Orlando and San Francisco for third place. Atlanta's Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport was No. 1 with 18 percent, followed by Miami International Airport with 12 percent.

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12 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is due in part to the weight and bulk of carrying around a desktop!

HAL 9000

Te King of All Crackers said...

Howabout IPhone roberries I bet were number one also. Have a convention in Chicago with all this crime are you joking. Detroit on Lake Michigan is what it has become, The State of Illinois the mutt capital of the US. Remember next week is Father's Day.

Anonymous said...

If the government were to buy them their own lap tops then the poor children would not have to take them from other people. Why do you keep picking on the colored folk? Why don't you and people like you give the colored folk some compassion. Please, stop writing and reporting only bad things about colored people. Obama would appreciate it.

Mr. SouthSide said...

While I am on the north side romancing love-starved women, I often stop into Starbucks for a combination ice tea and lemonade (good stuff--their coffee is still evil).

It's amazing how many of these Obama-voting, Joe-loving, empty headed liberals leave their computers there unprotected while going to the counter, bathroom, etc.

Recently, one little cutie did exactly that. Joe was there getting a free water they leave out for "them". He glanced at her laptop then looked in my direction. I guess I don't look like I belong and his ghetto self-defense mechanism was activated because he left, looking unsatisfied.

Mr. SouthSide said...

I forgot to add that it was strange that there were no on-duty coppers in the place. That was a first for me.

Mr. SouthSide said...

While I am on the north side romancing love-starved women, I often stop into Starbucks for a combination ice tea and lemonade (good stuff--their coffee is still evil).

It's amazing how many of these Obama-voting, Joe-loving, empty headed liberals leave their computers there unprotected while going to the counter, bathroom, etc.

Recently, one little cutie did exactly that. Joe was there getting a free water they leave out for "them". He glanced at her laptop then looked in my direction. I guess I don't look like I belong and his ghetto self-defense mechanism was activated because he left, looking unsatisfied.

Anonymous said...

Probably fucking nigger TSOs at the airports.

Anonymous said...

I would like to see statistics on iDevice robberies too. Or are they somehow considered "Laptops"

Anonymous said...

Mr. SouthSide said...

While I am on the north side romancing love-starved women, I often stop into Starbucks for a combination ice tea and lemonade (good stuff--their coffee is still evil).
I guess I don't look like I belong and his ghetto self-defense mechanism was activated because he left, looking unsatisfied.
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I bet he realized you didn't belong there because you only have one fucking green tooth.

Dude, who the fuck wants an inbred, greasy, illiterate south sider as a boyfriend? I can't say why they want Joe, it's beyond me.

Have you ever shipped a handgun? The reason it has to go Next Day Air via FedEx is because of Chicago. There are no federal regulation about this, it's a business decision made by them. The Chicago Hub had so many firearms thefts, thank you Joe, that they require they be shipped Next Day air for over $50 is so they have a tracking number on them and it makes it harder for them to be stolen. Fuckin Nogs, costing you money every day, in every way.

Mr. SouthSide said...

Whoa---slow down there Sparky! Something has your pink panties in a bundle.

I paid twenty bucks for these chompers and not one of them is green. By the way, I'm not greasy.

Your little north side cuties want me as a boyfriend because you guys are too busy going to Cubs games to stare lovingly at other guys. They turn to Joe because I can't handle them all and because someone has told them that the only difference between and Joe is the color of their skin. They find out the truth soon enough.

I Voted For Obama said...

Mine says CVS on it. Did it originally come from a pharmacy?

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