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President Barack Obama is in Chicago for three fundraisers tonight, and plans to sleep in his own bed for the first time in a long while.
About 350 people were in the Chicago Cultural Center ballroom at 78 W. Washington St. for the first event, where they danced and talked while waiting for the president.
Mayor Rahm Emanuel opened his introduction of Obama with a riff on his power to deliver: "The president arrives, the rain stops, the sun comes out. Coincidence? I think not."
Emanuel went on to point out Obama could have worked for a high-powered law firm out of law school, but "he picked the South Side, with steelworkers."
As president, Obama carried over that respect of America's working class by saving the auto industry, Emanuel said.
And Obama opened with a line that drew shouts of support from the camera-wielding hometown crowd.
"I am sleeping in my own bed tonight," he said, adding he might make himself some food and putter around in the yard.
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