Thursday, June 21, 2012

NO! Lisa Tortorello did not write this children's book... but it's a best seller in the ghetto...

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

With all due respect to you, DSLC. But, when was the last time you knew a black or brown person who read a book? And I do not meana comic book.

Cancer!

Anonymous said...

Look up the book

Visiting day

Pookie gets a visit from his chitlens while locked up

Anonymous said...

I seriously doubt any jigaboo chillun read anything other than the flamin hot Cheetos bag, but if they did, here would be the book titles:

Kill Whitey
Who's my jizz donor?
The day my mammy pulled a train.
Kill Whitey Volume 2
Gibs Me Dat
I Dint Do Nuffin
The Art of Muh Dikken
Rape Da White Bitch
Prison Sex Tips
Chimp Out!!
Why Be A Nig If You Can't Act Like One
How To Get A 9 On The ACT
How To Fuck Your Dog
How To Jack A Car

Aldo Raine said...

There only problem is they can't read the fucking thing.

Be careful what you wish for - soon they'll be calling you guys to read it to the chillens for them.

Aldo Raine

Anonymous said...

Aldo Raine, do you keep a copy at your 011 desk? Just wondering....

Anonymous said...

Another keyboard ruined!

Now that's some funny shit DSLC!

Anonymous said...

I remember the first time I saw textbooks from some bullshit college for persons of color and was flabbergasted to see that the books were on a 3rd grade reading level.

Anonymous said...

"The evil white bad policeman knocked real loud on the door to our project apartment. He yelled 'Police, Search Warrant.' I was scared when the door was kicked in. The white men asked where daddy was. I told them I had not seen him since I was 1. They asked where mommy was. I told them 'mommy went to the store with her pimp to buy crack.'

Anonymous said...

I think the citizens just love to come to this blog and see for themselves what their law enforcement professionals at the CPD really think...maybe the city should abolish the 2 years of college requirement for hiring altogether. This blog appears to have been constructed by and catering to strictly 'special ed' people!

Anonymous said...

The night dad went to jail?

I like the follow up sequel: The night dad went back to jail in less then six months after he got out and daddy had to go back for doing the same exact shit which landed him in the clink the first time!

Mama sure 'auditions' replacement daddies when pops is gone... At least four different ones every week! She says she hopes daddy don't gets his ass out of the jail no time soon since he be to short dicked for her now. I have a new brother or sister coming soon! That or mama just be fat!

Daddy going to be pissed when he gets out of jail and knows my new brother or sister ain't his... I think the book is correct that daddy is going to go to jail again some more in the future and mama is going to have to wear the thick makeup for awhile!

Anonymous said...

Dnt forget
How to make grape drank
How to appy fo my link card
Ebonics 101

Anonymous said...

"This blog appears to have been constructed by and catering to strictly 'special ed' people!"

You took the time to write that post while you were dressed in drag with a 9'' dildo up your ass! I think you fit the label of being a "special" one!

I don't want to keep you from being late to make your speech on why 'LINK is not enough' and IL has to do more to give back to the 'underprivileged' in the state.

Jut pray no darkie knocks you down, stabs you and steals your wallet, or purse if that is the outfit you are wearing, on your way to your 'equality for all' rally.

Thumper of the Flash Lite Clan said...

And as we were dragging the Niglet's dad toward the door I told the kid

"You'll never see your daddy again"

Well the niglet wrapped his arms around my leg and I kicked him off toward the wall. The Niglet let out a wail and bounced 3 times as he hit the right side of the corner and then the left and finally fell to the floor as daddy was dragged out the door and it slammed.

Fuck'in NIGLET!

I really like the post where the little chimps momma was audition play daddies while daddy was in prison - she probably also auditioned while daddy was out auditioning other women to be his niglet's play momma.

Br'er Rabbit said...

Is that a Jungle Bunny on the cover of the book?

Anonymous said...

Kill Whitey
Who's my jizz donor?
The day my mammy pulled a train.
Kill Whitey Volume 2
Gibs Me Dat
I Dint Do Nuffin
The Art of Muh Dikken
Rape Da White Bitch
Prison Sex Tips
Chimp Out!!
Why Be A Nig If You Can't Act Like One
How To Get A 9 On The ACT
How To Fuck Your Dog
How To Jack A Car

June 21, 2012 8:57 PM

Most excellent, lol.

Required reading for all CPS sprogs from age 7 on up.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I think the citizens just love to come to this blog and see for themselves what their law enforcement professionals at the CPD really think...maybe the city should abolish the 2 years of college requirement for hiring altogether. This blog appears to have been constructed by and catering to strictly 'special ed' people!

June 22, 2012 8:29 AM
and this is the mind of the liberal who panders to the criminal. head over to 63rd and stoney for a week straight and tell me what you think. if not too scared from your safe suburban lil castle

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
With all due respect to you, DSLC. But, when was the last time you knew a black or brown person who read a book? And I do not meana comic book.

Cancer!

June 21, 2012 8:31 PM
you have got to be kidding writting stuff like that.i mean really? they read the labels on the 40 oz glass bottles of beer as well as all the perks they get from us on their link card and such!!!!! other than that you hit it right on the head lol

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I think the citizens just love to come to this blog and see for themselves what their law enforcement professionals at the CPD really think...maybe the city should abolish the 2 years of college requirement for hiring altogether. This blog appears to have been constructed by and catering to strictly 'special ed' people!

June 22, 2012 8:29 AM
no it doesn't cater to special ed people/niggers.it speaks the truth about you savage niggers since the media will not do so.so fuck off nigger and watch as i slice the throat of your wife and kids.kill or be killed i say.i might be crazy but i'll live a long time.

I Voted For Obama said...

Can I get a copy?

I Voted For Obama said...

Can I get a copy?

Anonymous said...

think the citizens just love to come to this blog and see for themselves what their law enforcement professionals at the CPD really think...maybe the city should abolish the 2 years of college requirement for hiring altogether. This blog appears to have been constructed by and catering to strictly 'special ed' people!

Thanks for your input, Rahm.

Now put your gimp suit back on and go get your shine box.

Anonymous said...

Too bad nigglets cant read and will not benifit from this book.

Anonymous said...

An interesting and inspred review of the book!

131 of 161 people found the following review helpful


Good, but sugarcoats things..., June 18, 2012


This review is from: The Night Dad Went to Jail; What to Expect When Someone You Love Goes to Jail (Life's Challenges) (Library Binding)
I bought this book for our adopted Ethiopian son the night my life partner was arrested for grand-theft auto at a Peter Piper's Pizza in Tulsa.

I knew that one way or another we were going to have to break the news to Billy that his other daddy was going away for a while, that both of his daddies still loved him very much, and that everything was going to be okay. And this book delivered all that, but it fell short of giving Billy an accurate picture of what his daddy was going through.

Where are the stained bunk beds? The blazing fluorescent lights? Where's the creepy bunny with the missing ear carving a swastika on the wall with a plastic spoon? Where's the toilet sangria? Where's the bunny snitch that gets shanked by a member of the Aryan Brotherhood?

And about that... Bunnies? Now my kid thinks going to jail is like a trip to Mr. MacGregor's garden. If incarceration is like it is depicted in this book, sign me up! God knows my kid wants to visit now.

Thanks to the author's so-called "sensitivity to children's delicate and irreplaceable sense of innocence," I'm going to have to explain to my kid the difference between the Crips and the Bloods. I'm going to have to teach him the cigarette value of a piece of fresh fish, the dangers of Hepatitis C, and how to fashion a toilet papier-mache chess set.

"Ernest Goes To Jail" did a better job of scaring kids away from a life of crime.

Anonymous said...

Someone should write a book titled, 'the day my racist, hack detective dad published a racist blog that embarrassed our entire family.' Now THAT would be a best seller!

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