Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Never bring a FART to a GUN FIGHT - Colored Man threatens neighbor with gun for flatulence (FART) attack in front of his home


Odor in the court.

A 72-year-old New Jersey man has been charged with threatening to shoot his neighbor for farting in front of his home.

Instead of waving off Monday night’s flatulence attack, Daniel Collins of Teaneck pulled a .32-caliber revolver and threatened to “put a hole” in his gassy neighbor’s head, cops said.

The stink apparently stemmed from an ongoing dispute between the two men over noise, police told The Record of North Jersey.

Collins told cops his 47-year-old neighbor cut the cheese so loudly in his vestibule he heard it inside his apartment before he smelled it.

Collins was charged with aggravated assault, unlawful possession of a firearm and making terroristic threats. He was released without bail.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU SAYS:

Zank cue for stopping my Minkee from gass-eeng up zee Knee-bur-huud...

Anonymous said...

Tales of the MULE!!

I Voted For Obama said...

Daniel Collins voted for Obama, then asked him to pull his finger.

Anonymous said...

Screw all this..I don't know Zimmerman, but I DO KNOW daily how dope head black deaslers in my hood subject all the neighbors to 24/7 trouble and we can NEVER SAY word or we are racists..right? All peaceful here but them..always trouble. Wish we had a Zimmie here. Reverse racism is a disease and we are dyin over here because of it.
Sorry to say here but we all stopped calling 911 due to cops telling who called.Even 'anonymous' they told them what house!2 in particular we believe are on the take from this dope selling family. SO FUCK ALL.

Anonymous said...

BOYCOTT THIS SAYS:

a boycott of Subway in Merionette Park, on 115 St. by dOMINICKS & Bourbon Street is recommended, rude, thug, ALL -Kaffir Staff, treats white customers like crap. You walk in, instead of saying Hi, Welcome to Subway, or something like that, it's "yeah, What Chu Want?" No respect, No Thank You, ever. What a bunch of disrespectful A-Holes.
BOYCOTT THESE JAY-GOFFS !!!

Aldo Raine said...

There's a handful of "ladies" on the CFD that could put most men to shame with how badly they fart.

And I'm just talking about their pussy farts.

Aldo Raine

Anonymous said...

Come on guys quit farting around

Anonymous said...

I remember when I farted in my office and the Fire Alarm sounded!

Joe Curtin

Anonymous said...

This is the greatest thing I've heard in a long time.

Anonymous said...

He belongs in congress siting next to pelosi.

Anonymous said...

sure it wasn't a queef?