Sunday, June 03, 2012

BUMPED UP: Mt. Greenwood / Oak Lawn - Cops chase armed colored man on top of roof at bank

UPDATE: Police: Bank robber got stuck in air duct - In Custody
A 12-hour standoff in Oak Lawn ended early this morning when police cut out the alleged bank robber stuck in the air ducts he tried to hide in, police said.
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Detective Shavedlongcock broke this news story today.... 30 minutes before any other news outlet reported it!
And as the old saying goes...Why do they call black folks TORNADOES? Because it only takes one to ruin a whole white neighborhood!
Pulaski Rd shut down, 111th Street shut down...Many businesses are losing money... all because one shithead wanted to rob a bank!
LEFT IS THE BEST Is reporting that Oak Lawn and Chicago police are chasing a man seen on the rooftop of the bank at 111th and South Pulaski Rd.

More info when available.

UPDATE: Male black with dread locks and bandana over 1/2 his face.

CPD HELICOPTER ORDERED BUT IS AT LEAST 30 MINS FROM ARRIVING


A manhunt is under way today for a man who robbed a bank in southwest suburban Oak Lawn, authorities said, and the suspect might still be inside the mall where the facility is located.

The suspect robbed the Bank of America branch near the 11100 block of South Pulaski Road a bit after 2 p.m., according to Oak Lawn Police Cmdr. Thomas Simon. The bank is at 4046 W. 111th St. in Oak Lawn.

“A perimeter is set up over there,’’ Simon said about 3:30 p.m. “We believe he is in the area.’’

FBI agents also responded, according to an emailed statement from FBI spokeswoman Joan Hyde.

According to Hyde, the heist occurred about 2 p.m. when a man described by witnesses as being in his 20s entered the bank while brandishing a handgun and announced a robbery.

He left the bank on foot with an undisclosed amount of cash, and the search for the robber is ongoing, according to Hyde, citing perliminary information.

But during an impromptu press conference held down the street from the strip mall where the bank is located, police said the robber might still be inside the mall as of about 5:15 p.m. after letting go some bank staffers he had held hostage.

No one was injured, police and Hyde said.

Anyone with information about today's robbery should contact the FBI at 312-421-6700 or local police.

90 comments:

Anonymous said...

City of Oak Lawn Police dept. just called all residents near the bank to go inside until further notice. We are not even that close and received the call

Anonymous said...

any updates

Anonymous said...

any updates

Anonymous said...

OT but inquiring minds want to know.
How many readers would plow their wife's sister.Ya know, the sister-in-law.
Count me in. For whatever reason.
Must have been marriage.
Carry on Men........

Anonymous said...

CW6, the search continues. PH on scene.

Anonymous said...

Helo on scene. cpd and oak lawn swat gearing up.

Anonymous said...

That's OLPD's responsibility not ours. Any, and I mean ANY time I have backed them up on something on the border, they look at me like I'm a piece of shit. Fuck them and keep our Beat Car's where they belong.Unless something Drastically changes, they can pound sand.
I'm all about helping a Copper out, but fuck this jig on a roof, and OLPD and their attitude.

Anonymous said...

Check the nigger filled apartments on 111 there in greenwood! That's most likely where this silverback is kicking back.

Anonymous said...

Obamas in town. M/1 robs bank. Coincidence

onscene said...

Black male, long dreads/braids, white shirt, blue jeans.

Anonymous said...

If Obama had a son he look like the bank robber. Unfortunatley Breaking News forgot to mention the offender is BLACK

Anonymous said...

Heres a chance for one of you off duty hillbillys to be a hero.FIRE AT WILL!!

Anonymous said...

Black man on the roof?

That fool is looking for an ATM in the most incorrect of locations....

Anonymous said...

I heard the chopper a few minutes ago.

Anonymous said...

SSERT is on seen. Monster erections visible on channel 5 news.

Anonymous said...

Armed robbery of bank of America. Police arrived and he barricades himself upstairs. Still ongoing

Anonymous said...

Good job joke lawn, next time you see the offender lose him again. What you all scared of the baboon man?

Anonymous said...

Mr. DSLC, what color was the bad man?

Anonymous said...

SLC News is tops! They break the story only minutes after the robbery!

Anonymous said...

just shoot the hoodrat in the black face of his. f#*%in N*%%#ers!

Anonymous said...

Is it a Dunkin Donuts Roof?

If so, police are downstairs.

Anonymous said...

Jump boy Jump.

Anonymous said...

Wait! Isn't this the same bank that niggers were caught red-handed trying to rob just a few months ago??? And people wonder why we don't want to live near these godless savages. I only wish we could have the Starship Enterprise "beam" those nigger-infested apartment buildings at 115th and Pulaski straight to Englewood where they belong. We live in a white neighborhood cuz we LIKE it that way.

They ruin everything!

Anonymous said...

rumor has it that retired Det. N.M. was undercover at the time, wearing body armor, and selling flowers on 111th & Po-laskee, with a big white beard and baseball cap on. He been stakiin out da corner fo 3 years now.

Anonymous said...

the dreadlocks bring me to mind of the Lane Bryant murders

Anonymous said...

what about the Cricket phone store did that get robbed today?I think its on Western same guy?

Anonymous said...

Best comment ever

Anonymous said...

Inside job! Duct work was being replaced! So do you think these nigger bank workers tell another savage? Case closed

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

That's OLPD's responsibility not ours. Any, and I mean ANY time I have backed them up on something on the border, they look at me like I'm a piece of shit. Fuck them and keep our Beat Car's where they belong.Unless something Drastically changes, they can pound sand.
I'm all about helping a Copper out, but fuck this jig on a roof, and OLPD and their attitude.

June 2, 2012 4:08 PM

Get fucked, your probably some lazy ass dog in 022. If they looked at you funny it is probably because you were being totally useless.

Isn't it funny not long ago another knucklehead tried climbing on the roof of a bank in Oak Lawn?? They should have grabbed him or shot him hours ago but I wasn't there to judge how this unfolded. If the people are all out of the businesses send in the damn troopers and get it done already.

Anonymous said...

Lift residency now, it's unconstitutional. Anyone sick of living so close to niggers yet?

Anonymous said...

Hilarious

Mark12A said...

Carry on Men........

June 2, 2012 3:27 PM

My sister in law is six feet tall and looks a little like Dagwood. But if I were drunk enough I'd probably do her.

If it worked out, you could find this asshole where he tried to steal some chains and swim across Lake Michigan. That story sounds pretty plausible to me...

Anonymous said...

Shut up retard

Anonymous said...

If the robber (BLACK MAN BTW!!) is still in the mall, check out the sneaker section or the food court where chicken is being served. Those two areas are the best bet to find the wrongdoer.

Anonymous said...

Is it a real bank or a broke down bank that was bailed out?

Anonymous said...

Oak lawn directing the savages into Chicago. They can't even direct traffic. I will remember this you stupid fucks.

Anonymous said...

4;08 amen brother,had to go out their numerous times while on the wagon to transport some one who had a warrant and was treated like a leper, so let them grab the groid and do the real police thing, chicago guys back off,

Aldo Raine said...

hh

Anonymous said...

I'm starting to think it's OK to rob banks when you're low on cash.

Anonymous said...

I live in the area and the response by 022 fuck'n sucked. Cars all up and down my street, going one way driving like asses. Oaklawn sent all the traffic into Chicago, and the lazy 022 did nothing!!!!! I don't expect 022 to do shit in Oaklawn, but take care of the Chicago side!!!! Wtf!!!

Anonymous said...

I happen to know for a fact that oaklawn has extended proffessoinal courtesy to many drunken off duty chicago cops as well as some sober ones. Myself included in both scenarios. So to the jag bag that is hating on olpd. They probably give ypu back the same asshole attitude you give them. Most of us get along with our suburban brothers in LE. But for some reason there are a few like yourself that think a chicago patch makes you special and tougher. Ive never worked in the suburbs. But they have better equiptment, Training and are usually more knowledgeable about the law on average then CPD. So to you OLPD guys dont think we are as arrogant as the prick that posted earlier. We have a few dickheads on both sides of the border.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, all day I saw shitheads driving 10 deep through Mt. Greenwood as they were redirected by Oak Lawn's finest into the last decent neighborhood on the south side. Thanks guys...

Anonymous said...

Sounds like they got Ray Ray in some duct work. They're on the radio calling for the cage car...

The Real Aldo Raine said...

Nice try.....1147pm....u stroke

O'doyle Rules!

Anonymous said...

My guy shaved, same bat time, same bat channel...

Anonymous said...

.....Sounds like they got Ray Ray in some duct work.....


This nigger thought he was Martin Lawrence in the movie "Blue Streak" and forgot that real vents don't hold fat ass's!

Anonymous said...

Throw some luggage up there, that will bring him out. Kind of like throwing a ball to a dog or catnip to a cat.

Anonymous said...

The Presdient was in town. Why couldn't he make a trip over there and plea with this man to surrender?

Anonymous said...

you tired of niggers?


PASS CONCEALED CARRY

Anonymous said...

MARPAT and black nylon gear,wow I cant see you.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad I didn't buy a house in Mt. Blackwood.

Anonymous said...

Really?? Really??? Your going to shit talk the OLPD about the traffic control? As if they made the niggers come to the area in general so they could send them down your block?

NEWSFLASH---They were already there!! Be it Pulaski, 111th, or 115th, they were ALREADY IN MT. GREENWOOD.

The whole situation sucks, and yes the American way of closing down EVERYTHING and catering to the bad guy(often a nigger) just sucks. There isn't a boss left that wants to take responsibility for someone getting hurt in the standoff. Had he been caught or KILLED in the first few minutes before the bosses got involved all this could be avoided, but such is life.

Anonymous said...

"ALL IRISH ARE PUSSIES" dumb brother would've got away if he didn't stop to get some fantastic skull from one of Mt.Greenwood's fine irish nutsack drainers. Irish women give great head, but PLEASE do not open their nasty crotches (there is no pot of gold) it will smell like dead Asian Carp!

Anonymous said...

Fucking stupid nigger, but then saying fucking stupid before nigger is rather redundant. Glad they got the asshole.

Anonymous said...

Good one, how many will catch the Samsonite reference?

Anonymous said...

Where are you, Garcia on the ridge of becoming annexed by Mexico or are you in Edison "I paid twice the amount for my house to be in the process of being taken over by blacks and mexicans" park?

Anonymous said...

To 9:59 a.m.

Please go back to your "castle" in Roseland and stay off the blog! The only thing that smells is you. The fine Irish women want NOTHING to do with you; however, the toothless crackheads on Edbrook would do you right.

Anonymous said...

Joke Lawn PD are cowards. Same as the dog asses in 022.

007 Ranger

Anonymous said...

All you Mt. Greenwood crybabies upset about the shines...Tell you fucking kids to stop associating with them.

3 different times yesterday I saw white kids walking in a group with one or two little braided up, flat-brim hat wearing assholes.

The last one, the black boy and the white girl(probably a fire fighter's daughter) were holding hands.

Anonymous said...

If anyone has a beef with any suburban coppers...it should be with Evergreen Park.....They don't care who you are and do not extend professional courtesy to any one (and your families!!!) ..they even ticket their own mothers!!!!

Anonymous said...

Should have left the dumb fuck stuck in the duct work. Let him die then fish him out. Much easier on the taxpayers.

Anonymous said...

I saw a SSERT guy all dressed to play ninja and he looked like he was about 5'1" and about 100 LBS. I was laughing my ass off. What is this little pee wee going to do? Besides shit in his diaper. What a fucking joke.

Anonymous said...

Throw a bunch of job applications at him and tell him he broke into a library. He will run out screaming.

Anonymous said...

I don't know any Oak Lawn copper that would ever treat a CPD guy like a piece of shit. I'd put all my money on you being the type of douche that only stops bitching about things when you are asleep and that's after you are done biting your pillow as your fat ass wife ass rams you with a strap on. As for the rest of the CPD folk, thank you for the help yesterday, you are welcome to join us for dinner at plutos anytime just leave the whiney douche at home

Anonymous said...

Just leave the white woman at the border and it's all good you dumb ass white trash mother fuckers. It makes me laugh that your on this blog talking your shit, when we are out your woman are all over us. I guess they know who the real men are.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"ALL IRISH ARE PUSSIES" dumb brother would've got away if he didn't stop to get some fantastic skull from one of Mt.Greenwood's fine irish nutsack drainers. Irish women give great head, but PLEASE do not open their nasty crotches (there is no pot of gold) it will smell like dead Asian Carp!

ITS OBVIOUS YOU DON'T KNOW MANY IRISH WOMEN. HAND JOB MAYBE, ANYTHING ELSE I DOUBT IT, COLDEST BROADS EVER..

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I live in the area and the response by 022 fuck'n sucked. Cars all up and down my street, going one way driving like asses. Oaklawn sent all the traffic into Chicago, and the lazy 022 did nothing!!!!! I don't expect 022 to do shit in Oaklawn, but take care of the Chicago side!!!! Wtf!!!
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You obviously have no clue what you are talking about. A car from 022 was second on the scene, was already at 111 and Central Park. An Evergreen Park guy was there first, eating lunch nearby. Five cars from 022 there within 3 minutes.
What a brave man, sitting in mama's basement talking sh&t! Obviously another disgruntled PO who thinks because he lives in the neighborhood, he can do it better than the guys & gals in 022.
When 2 major streets like 111th and Pulaski are both closed for something like this, you deal with the traffic going down the street. yes, its heavy, but an unusual event, and completely necessary. There are not enough police to block every sidestreet to force traffic all the way to Kedzie, then down 103rd st.
Oak Lawn and 022 did the right thing traffic-wise, given the circumstances. Keep beating yourself off, and dreaming about making it to 022 one day and showing us how its done.

Anonymous said...

Shoulda threw a few flash bangs in the ductwork... That or let the K9 in teh vent to bark a few times....Ol' Boy woulda shot out like a rocket!!

Anonymous said...

I can't speak for everyone, but OLPD has backed me up plenty of times in the past and they still do. There is a great bunch of guys and gals working there. Alsip, Evergreen Park and St. Xavier are also there when you need them. It's very rare to be on a stop or call along the boarder and not see one of those Guys(or Gals) watching our back. A big thanks to my brothers and sisters in blue.
2211R on midnights.
B.D.

Anonymous said...

Remember this, protecting the homefront is protecting YOUR family and your financial investment. As Mt Greenwood goes so goes your bank account. You will never be able to move out of the city and buy elsewhere if you cant sell your house here.

I Voted For Obama said...

If you think you can hide from the police in duct work, you voted for Obama.

I Voted For Obama said...

If you think you can hide from the police in duct work, you voted for Obama.

Anonymous said...

Hand job? Who are you Bon Jovi? I call them a big bar bill and a fist bump gnite!

Anonymous said...

You do realize people are just fucking around on this site, right?

Anonymous said...

To the cunt 022 copper bitching about traffic going down "your hood". Did one of these random cars full of dude cause an accident involving a family member? Did they burglarize your house, rob your kid? Why are you taking it so personal? Do your eight hours, go home and enjoy life, hero. OLPD, Alsip, Burbilly, St. Xavier, and huh, er, hum, Evergreen Park (being polite), thanks guys. Great job.

Anonymous said...

Nice try, I have more time sitting on the toliet than you have on the job kid! 022 was lazy doing traffic. Why the fuc$ would you allow cars to go north and south on a one way street! The news trucks blocked off 111th street, not 022. I know it's going to be busier, but as a Sgt in a busy dist, I can tell you traffic control could have been handled better by 022.

Anonymous said...

Oh take it easy there 3 year wonder with the phone call. That's the only way you got to 022. I wouldn't be so quick to act so tough like 022 is so desirable, come work with the real police in a ghetto district. THAT aside, 022 did a fabulous job with their response! They were all flying westbound down 111th and it was a goosebump moment to see all the cars heading over. I only criticize the poster who talked about "beating yourself off dreaming to 'make it' to 022" as if it's some coveted holy land. 022 has their share of problems too and I wouldn't wanna deal with their third watch w/c. You can HAVE 022.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Good one, how many will catch the Samsonite reference?

June 3, 2012 10:26 AM
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Thanks, you've got to be a little older to know that.

Anonymous said...

Ok hand job. I think everyone is talking about ol sending the southbound cars eastbound. If you can't figure that out meaning why they did that then go back to sleep behind the agg school.

Anonymous said...

I will forever back up a Copper no matter where they Police. The suburban attitude needs to stop though.
I am no better then they are, they with out a doubt have more training, and better equipment than CPD.
Just please stop with the attitude, and at least acknowledge with at least a wave off.
No-I'm not a 022 dog-ass.

Anonymous said...

2211R on midnights.
B.D.

Thanks for all you do 2211R 1st watch.Including your foot patrol on my block a few weeks ago.
Good Stuff.Well Appreciated!
JG

Anonymous said...

Old Back-Up Story:
I'm O/D on I-57, see an ISP Trooper with a load of shit pulled over.Everyone out at gun point, on the ground. Figure I should stop. Star displayed,announce Office, Trooper asks me to cuff 1 guy. I don't have cuffs....I got a Star and a gun,no cuffs.
An old Boss in the 80's once said:
If you carry your Star, carry your gun,if you carry your gun,carry a set of cuffs.
FYI.Been there,done that,was stupid,no more.
Be Safe All.

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...

OT but inquiring minds want to know.
How many readers would plow their wife's sister.Ya know, the sister-in-law.
Count me in. For whatever reason.
Must have been marriage.
Carry on Men........

June 2, 2012 3:27 PM"'

I'll fuck your wife's sister if she is hot.

Anonymous said...

They ticket niggers (which you may be) and they ticket the drunken fire fucks! You ever stop a FF when they been drinking asshole!! These motherfuckers are so fucked up thou can't understand them ! And this is at 3pm. With kids in tge area I'd rather lock a drunk fuck like that up than have any kid hurt by these clowns. So go fuck yourself and drive drunk through another village you dick head!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like yet another outbreak of Coon-itis in OL. Place is on it's way to becoming the next Harvey.

Anonymous said...

OL AND EP have always treated me decently. If you talk to them as what they are EQUALS (and remember whose jurisdiction you're in), they're usually pretty cool. I'd also remind you that during the past SEVERAL wakes/funerals for coppers, Oak Lawn has treated us with far more class than they're getting here. Hell, our hardest contract fight yet is about to really start and you motherfuckers are here laying into each other. Grow the fuck up, put your tiny dicks away and stop waving them and let's cover each other's damn backs......we have enough enemies against us as it is.

Anonymous said...

Hey 12;35 Read My Post Slowly.then comment asshole.
I will forever back up a Copper no matter where they Police. The suburban attitude needs to stop though.
I am no better then they are, they with out a doubt have more training, and better equipment than CPD.
Just please stop with the attitude, and at least acknowledge with at least a wave off.
No-I'm not a 022 dog-ass.

June 3, 2012 11:36 PM

Anonymous said...

Every One;Whoa
I'm the jag-off that origanily posted about OLPD and back-up.

I will back up, and willingly take a shot for one of you guys or girls.No problem.I'm not trying to steal your pinch, or rat you out on the "T-Stop".
We wear a gun and a Star, we are Brothers and Sisters. Let's treat each other as such.
I really don't feel like a Blake-Lamb detail any time soon.
Be Safe, and at least treat each other like we are supposed to treat the citizens.
Be Safe,Act Smart.

Anonymous said...

10-4 buddy. We have to back each other up against these maniacs and niggers and gangbangers. It's our jobs. Stay safe boys and girls.

The Keesing Bandit said...

Why can't we all just get along?

Now, kees me you fool!!!!