Tuesday, June 05, 2012

Lisa Anderson, 47, pleas guilty to hitting a cop with her foot long Pink Torpedo Personal Vibrator


A New York State woman has pleaded guilty to striking a policeman in the forehead with a foot-long pink sex toy, according to court records.

Lisa Anderson, 47, copped to a misdemeanor harassment charge in connection with a late-April confrontation with a Watertown Police Department officer. Anderson was sentenced 10 days ago to time served and ordered to pay fines totaling $120.

According to a police report, cops encountered Anderson when they were dispatched at 3 AM to a Watertown apartment building to deal with an unwanted visitor. As she was being escorted from the apartment of a male friend who had called 911, Anderson retrieved the sex toy from a chair and threw it at Officer Jonathan Pitts.

The airborne dildo--which investigators estimated was "approximately twelve inches in length"--struck Pitts in the head. Anderson then “attempted to swing her fist at Officer Pitts,” but she was quickly restrained and placed under arrest.

Pitts was uninjured by Anderson’s attempt to sink him with her pink torpedo.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fire in the hole !

Anonymous said...

Grand Theft Auto!!!

Anonymous said...

Was it lubed up?

I Voted For Obama said...

Lisa Anderson voted for Obama, then asked him where she could buy a new "pinkie" because the police took hers.

Rufus Khan said...

You wite MotherFuckers Wish You had something pink and a foot long..

Mt Greenwood Hillbilly said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_k8qjjSnJY

Anonymous said...

Rufus Khan said...

You wite MotherFuckers Wish You had something pink and a foot long..

June 5, 2012 2:50 PM
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I do and I can stick it up your ass, the only problem is I don't want your shit on my shoe. My Trayvon!

Anonymous said...

Was this lady related to KMarts attacker? Inquiring minds want to know!

I wonder if he went IOD. Nature of injury, pink dildo to the forehead, bruising and DNA transfer...

Anonymous said...

I called her a two-bit whore once and she hit me with a bag of quarters!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm cool with my ten inches, job, and good credit. Eat a dick jig