Saturday, June 09, 2012

Kenneth Dejoie Claims His Genitals Were Burned By Urinal In Arby’s

Was it the urinal or did he let some washroom loitering homo blow him in the restroom? Either incident can make one's manhood feel like it is on fire especially when you take a leak and it goes in five different directions and it burns like a 5 alarm fire!
MONUMENT, Colo. – An Aurora man is upset with an Arby’s restaurant and has filed a lawsuit after he said he was badly burned by the store’s urinal.

The incident allegedly happened two years ago at the Arby’s in Monument, but the man just filed the bizarre lawsuit against the restaurant.

Kenneth Dejoie claims his genitals were badly burned while using this urinal inside the store’s men’s room.

The five-page lawsuit was filed in El Paso County District Court on May 25. The lawsuit claims that Dejoie was “utilizing the urinal in the men’s restroom when it caused a jet of steam to shoot forth from the urinal and burn his genitals.”

Dejoie claims he reported the incident to an employee who, according to the lawsuit claimed “we have that bathroom problem again,” and “this happens when the sink in the kitchen is running.”

Dejoie’s lawyers told CBS4 he’s trying to settle the case with Arby’s outside of court and couldn’t comment further.

The lawsuit claims Dejoie is seeking damages for financial losses and as a result of his injuries not being able to have sex with his wife.

The store manager hadn’t heard about the lawsuit. A spokesperson for the company issued a statement saying, “We want to reassure our customers that we are committed to providing quality food in a safe and healthy environment. Since this matter is in litigation we’ve been advised by our attorney that we are unable to discuss.”

Dejoie’s lawyer did not specify exactly how much they’re hoping to settle for or why it took two years for them to file the suit.

10 comments:

Tinker said...

What a great idea, an automatic steam and Clean.. Some of the uncut Guys I "know" could sure use a good steaming before I do the "Cleaning"

Anonymous said...

as a result of his injuries not being able to have sex with his wife
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Oh, yup. Sex with the wife. If you've been married more than 4 years the bitches pussies close up. The fastest way to get your girlfriend to stop having sex with you is to marry her.

Anonymous said...

My balls always tingled right after a blow job from Ron Huberman!

Rahm

Anonymous said...

You can drop one part of the lawsuit. I have been having sex with his wife all along.

I Voted For Obama said...

Kenneth Dejoie voted for Obama, then asked to use the bathroom. Before he went, he asked Obama if the kitchen sink was running.

I Voted For Obama said...

Kenneth Dejoie voted for Obama, then asked to use the bathroom. Before he went, he asked Obama if the kitchen sink was running.

The Keesing Bandit said...

How many uncut guys do you know sweetie? Maybe I can join your little circle.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

The Keesing Bandit said...

How many uncut guys do you know sweetie? Maybe I can join your little circle.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

Anonymous said...

Been using urinals for a very long time. Never had one burn me. The asshole must have been using it wrong. The urinal deodorant isn't meant to be a dick wipe.

Anonymous said...

Don't go to Arby's! Fuck this guy!