Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Illegal Beaner Yasser Lopez recovering after 3 foot spear removed from his brain





MIAMI — Doctors in Miami have successfully removed a spear accidentally shot through a teenager’s skull during a spearfishing trip.

Yasser Lopez, 16, was in serious condition Tuesday at Jackson Memorial Hospital’s Ryder Trauma Center.

The spear gun accidentally fired as it was being loaded. Lopez was hospitalized June 7 with 3 feet of the spear protruding from his forehead.

Doctors say the spear entered the teen’s head 2 inches above his right eye and came out the back of his skull. Miami-Dade Fire Rescue tools were used to cut the spear so the teen could be X-rayed.

The rest of the spear was removed in a three-hour surgery. Doctors told reporters Monday that the spear missed all the main blood vessels in the brain. They said Lopez doesn’t remember the accident.

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Brain? Somehow that spear managed to go completely through this sand beaner's skull without hitting any grey matter.There for no damage no brain. If he had any brain cells would he have been looking down the point of a spear being loaded into a spear gun?

Anonymous said...

OK, he got the point.

Anonymous said...

If the old westerns they would have broken of the part of the spear (arrow) haging out and pulled it thru. Now those were tough guys.

Anonymous said...

Give the illegal a shotgun to load and that would be the end of story.

Anonymous said...

Hey does this spear in my head make me look stupid?

Anonymous said...

Atta boy Yassar that's the spirit.

Anonymous said...

"Sharkey it's gotta hurt"

Anonymous said...

Well he certainly wasn't a spear chucker. Spear catcher? Short lived career choice.

Anonymous said...

Muslim mexican? Whats this Country coming too.

Anonymous said...

$20 says that spear would have bounced of Chicken jody's huge forehead.

Anonymous said...

I heard DNR is going to give him a ticket. He was out of season.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if he chews spearmint gum?

Anonymous said...

How much is this stupidity gonna cost Us?

Anonymous said...

How much are the taxpayers going to pay for his medical care?

Anonymous said...

Look for a Government sponsored spear gun safety course offered in Spanish free of charge.

Anonymous said...

The taxpayers paid for this hospital bill. Bullshit with these fucking illegals.

Anonymous said...

Yes Ser thats a spear!

Anonymous said...

Another $multi-million bill for Florida taxpayers to pick up. They should just have sent this little mutant back to Mexico spear and all.

Anonymous said...

Ay carramba, I gots a pain in mi cabeza! Allah akhbar!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Ay carramba, I gots a pain in mi cabeza! Allah akhbar!

June 20, 2012 3:17 PM

He declared Jihad on himself

Anonymous said...

Put him on the roof and you've got a mexarab wind vane.

Anonymous said...

Mexican Muslim ??? ALLAH CHINGADA !

Anonymous said...

There is one teen who is not hardheaded!

I always thought that novelty arrow through the head prop you seen at Halloween or in the old time black and white comedies was NOT TO BE INTIMATED IN REAL LIFE!

I thought beaners loved Tacos exclusively. Who knew they adored Kebabs as well?

Anonymous said...

Since i'm paying the tab, why don't you throw some braces on that horse-toothed beaner.

Anonymous said...

thought that was a gag x-ray at first... get a load of that kick-ass, Homer Simpson overbite!

must be related to that other mule mouth... herb dilla.

I Voted For Obama said...

Yasser Lopez voted for Obama, then got scared when someone called Obama a spear chucker.

Anonymous said...

Weird Accident: After being accidentally shot in the head by a spear during a fishing accident, Yasser Lopez is expected to make a full recovery!

Check it out:
http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/2012/06/teen-who-suffered-spear-through-head-make-near-full-recovery