Friday, June 29, 2012

Illegal Beaner burglary suspect Manuel Fernandes gets his head stuck under the garage door he was trying to sneak through for NINE hours!

A boneheaded burglary suspect Manuel Fernandes was caught red-handed when the garage door of the store he was trying to rob slammed down on his head, trapping him there for nine hours.
Photo: Stupid Illegal Beaner burglar Manuel Fernandes spent nine hours jammed under a garage door at Rent-A-Center in Brockton, Mass

A boneheaded burglary suspect was caught red-handed when the garage door of the store he was trying to rob slammed down on his head, trapping him there for nine hours.

Manuel Fernandes was stuck at the Rent-A-Center in Brockton, Mass. until an employee arrived around 8:45 a.m. Tuesday morning, CBS Boston reports.

Police say he pried open the garage door and used a metal bed post as a support, then squeezed underneath. But the support didn't hold, and Fernandes was pinned to the ground, the garage door resting on his head.

When John Rodriquez, a manager at the furniture and electronics store, showed up the next morning, he was shocked to see Fernandes, who said he'd been stuck there since around midnight.

Rodriquez asked Fernandes if he was okay but didn't help him out. In video recorded on the employee's cell phone, he's heard telling the alleged would-be robber to "hang tight" and wait for police.

But Fernandes says he was there to fix the garage door, not rob the store.

Police arrived and pulled Fernandes out from under the door around 9 a.m.

"It could have been a fatal situation if more momentum had occurred," Brockton Police Department Detective Lt. Paul Bonanca told CBS Boston.

Bonanca says Fernandes, who told police he was homeless, complained of a headache and was taken to a hospital.

Fernandes is charged with breaking and entering and malicious damage to property.

27 comments:

I Voted For Obama said...

Manuel Fernandes voted for Obama, then complained that he got his head stuck in the polling place door.

Anonymous said...

He was selling door to door!

Anonymous said...

Hahah. Almost turned his melon into refried beans.

I Voted For Obama said...

Manuel Fernandes voted for Obama, then complained that he got his head stuck in the polling place door.

Anonymous said...

you know what you are all looking at? the next winner of the ghetto lottery! being trapped for 9 hours for his bullshit. of course the liberals are going blame the owners, hes going to sue, some liberal court will feel sorry for his sorry illegal ass, and be rich after the settlement....its a win win

Chuck said...

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahahahaha
stupid mutherrrr fuggggger, almos as good as the Oak Lawn bank robber getting stuck in the ducts

Anonymous said...

Watch this bumblefuck sue Rent-A-Center... and win.

Anonymous said...

Good news for a Friday!

The pics tell the tale: All you need to see tells you all you need to know.

Who robs Rent-A-Center? Oh, low class beaners... wow!

Nine hours? Well, that is a full work day. So much for a simple snatch and grab.

Anonymous said...

Yhis hate speech wont be allowed much longer

Anonymous said...

Who will the jerk sue rentacenter,the garage door maker or the mean ole store manager..Say He's damm luck Aldo didnt stumble across him.

Anonymous said...

If your going to get sued might as well hit the down button for good measure.

Anonymous said...

If you look closely, you'll see Aldo Raine sneak up from behind, pull the beaner's pants down, and eat his hairy cornhole. Aldo is like the honey badger...he gives no fuck!

Anonymous said...

Should have found him aftewr his was dead.

Anonymous said...

Just what the fuck is it with that cop's hair?

Anonymous said...

What’s the difference between an illegal Mexican and ET?
ET looked better, smelled better, learned English, didn’t claim benefits, had his own fucking bike, and wanted to go home!

Anonymous said...

Rent a center should have tried to recover their damages by selling that beaner ass to the down-lo nigro bucks.

Anonymous said...

Ay! Mi cabeza!!!!!! Mis Dios!!!! Mi cabeza!!!!!

il Mustachio

Anonymous said...

nice hair spanky

Anonymous said...

As Aldo Raine walked up to the helpless beaner, the beaner thought he was saved. Thank God you're here, the beaner sighed.

As Aldo began to unzip his pants, he said, " Paco, this just isn't your day."

il Mustachio

Anonymous said...

Mexican mouse trap!!!! ThIs gives Me more creative invention ideas how to stop Illegals. Stay thirsty my friends!!!!

Mt Greenwood Hillbilly said...

People like this are the winners in the race and cultural war.

LOL!

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...

Yhis hate speech wont be allowed much longer"

Why? Are you canceling your internet service so you can't make pointless and misspelled remarks anymore? If not, your hate speech will continue on it seems.

Anonymous said...

As Aldo Raine walked up to the helpless beaner, the beaner thought he was saved. Thank God you're here, the beaner sighed.

As Aldo began to unzip his pants, he said, " Paco, this just isn't your day."

il Mustachio

Lol - where has that faggot Aldo been lately anyways? Maybe found a fire blog to talk about each others' hoses on.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Yhis hate speech wont be allowed much longer

June 29, 2012 8:24 PM


Why is that? Remember we have the 1st ammendment just like you liberals do so go fuck yourself. Also I am a proud card carring member come try and take them bitch

Anonymous said...

Anybody have a gragekey?

Aldo Raine said...

This isn't a gauntlet you should've thrown down, il Mustachio.

Aldo Raine

The Keesing Bandit said...

Manuel, now that you are down there.......

Now, kees me you fool!!!!