Friday, June 08, 2012

Honest Chicago Cops: Drunk colored man, Martin Johnson, speeds by police station, offers $5,000 bribe

Photo: Martin "Will you take a check?" Johnson

Speeding past a police station was only the beginning of Martin Johnson's problems, authorities say.

He almost hit a squad car pulling out of the station, reeked of booze when he was finally stopped by the police car, had a water bottle filled with liquor in the center console and could barely walk when he got out of his car, according to the police report.

Then the real trouble began, police say.

"I'll give you $5,000 if you'll let me go," Johnson told the officers, according to the police report.

"Where are you going to get $5,000 from?" one of the officers asked.

Johnson handed over a flash drive. "Just look into my thumb drive, you the police, you figure it out," he said, according to the police report.

On the drive police said they found lists of credit card and Social Security numbers and other financial information on people, the report states.

When police asked Johnson where he got the information, he replied: "Talk to my lawyer, I got the best attorney in town! Briskman & Briskman, they are on my side!."

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13 comments:

Anonymous said...

....."Talk to my lawyer, I got the best attorney in town! Briskman & Briskman, they are on my side!.".....

Yes, they are good, and love to take the black mans money!

You can find them in the book under;

"Joos for Justice"!

Anonymous said...

Lol. Classic nigger nonsense!

WHITE AND RIGHT said...

Thank GOD that they are STUPID !!!!

Anonymous said...

ahahahaha I don't know which part of this story is the best Briskman & Briskman classic

I Voted For Obama said...

Martin Johnson voted for Obama and was thrilled to find out that Obama did take checks.

Anonymous said...

Good! Now Turn that drive over to the Feds and NAIL THIS NIGGER for Electronic Financial Fraud.

City Charges SHOULD include :

Anything you can find in the IVC
Bribery
Obstruction
Aggravated Stupidity with intent
to live like a white man,


No seriously,bump the case up to at LEAST your financial crimes unit.
The fact that he got that from the Internet makes it federal. You may have stumbled onto a good case here.

Anonymous said...

Had he had CASH them cops would of took the loot for sure.

Rufus Khan said...

Fucking Obama ruined the economy,, sed to be 5,000 Bucks would get Ya a lot more than some pissed off Cop's.

Anonymous said...

Anytime there is a violation of Federal Law, the violator should be brought up on State and Federal charges. No bullshit. Just do it.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anytime there is a violation of Federal Law, the violator should be brought up on State and Federal charges. No bullshit. Just do it.

June 8, 2012 2:41 PM

i agree with you and I posted the 11:58 am post. I honestly think the Officers stumbled on a good case here. Hopefully there is a boss with enough balls to approve and send this to the appropriate agency or Unit. My gut on this one is that it is the tip of the iceberg in some nigger scam operation...
My gut dont lie

Anonymous said...

Link to Crimefiles coverage of the rally today, will send pics story soon.

Anonymous said...

Process his ass - slowly. Bump it up.

I Voted For Obama said...

Briskman and Briskman voted for Obama, and the one wore that stupid hat.