Thursday, June 21, 2012

From DSLC NEWS E-MAIL - Old School Cop - SUBJECT: 46 & 9


That was the score this weekend in Chicago. 46 shot (actually puncture wounds) nine dead, Chicago stopped counting graze wounds and only counts actual bullet holes now, you don't count if you get your nose or ear shot off. Chicago is also a city three quarters of which is unsafe to walk in, referred to locally as "Indian County".

This is the crowning achievement of our politicians and the social engineers, who long ago decided that big, bad, brutish policemen were no longer needed. So it came to pass that in the 70's they started forcing females onto the department. That did away with height and strength requirements. They then decided that the correct rainbow of colors was needed. To accomplish this they lowered the aptitude tests and created quotas. That did away with intelligence and integrity requirements. Of course gays could not be excluded either. The ideal candidate for promotion became a black transvestite with a Spanish surname who had lesbian tendencies.

Our weapons were next on their agenda. Blackjacks, zap gloves and the like were banned, little cans of pepper spray were issued (what a joke). Our shotguns were moved from the front seat to the trunk, from the trunk to the radio room and from there just disappeared. New ammunition was issued which was so inadequate it would ricochet off of car windshields. And God help you if you hit someone with your flashlight.

Finally the politicians got rid of the real Policemen. The Superintendent was fired and they hired an FBI weenie who never worked the street in his life. He, in turn, fired the Commanders who were real Policemen and replaced them with internal affairs weenies and gays and a decent sprinkling of color. Finally they sweetened the retirement pot offering health care to anyone wishing retirement, thus eliminating the last few remaining real Police. The result is a department that is befuddled, cow towed, weak and totally not feared by the thugs and gang bangers, but oh so politically correct.

The City has succeeded in ridding itself of the brutish dinosaur cops of old and has replaced them with little girls and yuppies who wouldn't know a bad guy if he shit in their face. They also have a 50% increase in homicides this year and dozens of people shot every weekend. There are more people shot each weekend in Chicago than in Baghdad, Kabul or Detroit.

Rejoice oh liberals, you have gotten exactly what you wanted. Hope you enjoy it!

Sincerely, a retired old school cop (O'Brien Street)

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes, they got rid of the real cops.. To bad they kept all the clout hacks and bosses kids that robbed, beat, and stole cash

Anonymous said...

Geez, talk about hitting the nail on the head. I was there an seen it all happen.

Anonymous said...

Too true, too true. Amazing how all the social engineering liberals do backfires on them. I think it's because liberals believe very strongly in rainbows and unicorns.

Anonymous said...

Amen brother. Great fuckin editorial.

Anonymous said...

so sad so true

Anonymous said...

One can tell from your voice that you were a graduate of O'Brien Univ. Spoken like a true ass kicker.

Anonymous said...

Well said Old School. I was trained by men like you.Now I'm gone too.
Enjoy the rest of your life, don't worry about this shit hole, don't even look in the rear-view mirror.
Enjoy, and Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Those 4'10" female cops are real tough broads. Just ask them.

Older School said...

Ah, those were the days. When cops were cops and bad guys actually got what they deserved!

Anonymous said...

Make way for DUKE

Anonymous said...

Well said! O"brien Street grad here. Who can forget the smell of the meat plants! High class shopping on Maxwell Street, or the old guy with the hub caps. Physical training and self defense moves! the good ole baton to the throat move, the old hip take down,and of course the CPD choke hold! All good! Of course there was good old Tex showing you the Thompson! Shooting under Soldier Field as the asbestos rained down on you! Old retired guy

Anonymous said...

Great fuckin' editorial...except for the omission that Weis and McNutty are both white, male and incompetent!

I Voted For Obama said...

This is the police department Obama wants.

Anonymous said...

now we have a nig nog president who wants to niggerfy the whole country.