Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Drunken Illegal Beaner Israel Torres killed by own ricocheted gunshot in southern Texas


MCALLEN, Texas – A drunk 17-year-old illegal beaner died in southern Texas after a bullet he shot at a butane tank ricocheted back and hit him in the head.

Israel Torres fired the shot with a semi-automatic handgun in the backyard of a home near McAllen, Texas, shortly before 11:30pm Monday night, The Monitor reported.

"It was just an accident under the influence of alcohol," Hidalgo County Sheriff Lupe Trevino said Tuesday.

Trevino said deputies found Torres' father and his two sons had been drinking heavily prior to the incident.

"All three are pretty drunk when someone pulls a .380-caliber, semi-automatic [handgun] and shoots it into the backyard," Trevino said. "The 17-year-old gets it and tells his girlfriend, 'Here, look, pull the trigger.'"

When the teen's girlfriend refused to handle the gun, Torres pulled out the gun's clip and turned to a butane tank, the Monitor reported.

"He fires one time and shoots himself in the head," Trevino said, adding that Torres' family was living in the U.S. illegally.

Deputies are investigating whether the father bore any criminal responsibility in the death of his son.

McAllen is located 250 miles south of San Antonio, near the Mexican border.

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

that ass can hold a 6 pak

Anonymous said...

Too bad he didn't hit the fucking gas tank.All them bastards would have fried.

Anonymous said...

That is the perfect example of a "mail-box ass". Bitch could shit in a mail box just by backing up to the slot.
Love it!

Don Julio said...

IIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Mi cabeza!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mt Greenwood Hillbilly said...

I was at a gun shop in Indiana a couple of weeks back and two dirty fuck wetbacks who didn't speak any english were trying to buy a gun.

Anonymous said...

"He fires one time and shoots himself in the head," Trevino said, adding that Torres' family was living in the U.S. illegally

I LOVE stories with a happy ending.

Out of the car Motherfucker!!! said...

Winner of todays Darwin Award!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Commander Mummmbles is proof anal sex can cause pregnancy.


Chief Hillbilly walrus whales ass swallows man batter by the gallon.

Na na na hey hey hey good bye. Put out to the pasture. Adios motherfucker.

Anonymous said...

They will sue the maker of the .380 pistol. The pistol should have a warning, engraved on its ittt-bitty slide, telling the dangers of shooting at propane tanks.

What are the chances, it's a .380, the damn thing would have a tough time killing you straight shot, but this poor fuck does a bank shot and dies!

Ai-eeee! Poppy, I haf a pain in mi cabeza!

Anonymous said...

Another Juan bites the dust.

Anonymous said...

Live and learn, don't fire at propane tanks or spit into the wind.

Anonymous said...

Fucking Spic's are the only thing dumber than a Negro Democrat.

Anonymous said...

As I recall the Supremes ruled the Second Ammendment doesnt apply to illegals. If They want a Gun they have to get it from the ATF.

Anonymous said...

This must be some type of misprint...drunken Mexican shooting guns?????

Anonymous said...

He applied to become an agent for Fast and Furious but was rejected.

Anonymous said...

Why be Juan if you can't act like Juan?

Anonymous said...

This is bullshit all undocumented workers want is a better life for their family and much beer.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

That Mexican is good now

NEIL BERGSTEIN said...

Another moron killed by a .380..
Trayvon would be proud....

Anonymous said...

This is a change, Mexican Daddy Getting drunk with His Sons but not ass fucking Them? Fucking Daddy must be some kind of weirdo.

I Voted For Obama said...

Israel Torres voted for Obama, then asked him for an aspirin.

Anonymous said...

If it's a S&W Bodyguard .380 it actually IS engraved on its itty-bitty slide: "CAUTION: Capable of firing with magazine removed."
LOL! Darwin is a bitch!

Anonymous said...

Well, oops, it's engraved on the frame, not the slide.

Anonymous said...

That 17 year old mexican was NOT SHOOTING BLANKS!!

He has four kids of his own already.

He was shooting butane tanks however. National mexican sport.

Anonymous said...

Good, 1 less illegal spic. 2 bad it didnt go thru more illegal spics heads instead of just 1.

Anonymous said...

I have family that lives in that area.., They got fed up with Chicago...They say the area where this kid dies is known as little mexico.. Family says all illegal drug using shitbags live there with the govt. giving them all the $$$$ they deserve...My brother and nephew are both p/o's and they say that the first thing these illegal fuckers say when they get stoped is I have rights ..I want my atty. He smiles cuffs them orders a tow on the vehicle. And guess what not like chicago...they got a big BP on the arrest report.. 0900 hrs Border Patrol picks them up and sends their asses back to mexico.

Anonymous said...

Nice Can.

Anonymous said...

Bazinga.

SpankDaddy said...

It is time for SpankDaddy to roll up his sleeves because he has one hell of a job ahead of him.

It's great to be me.