Sunday, June 17, 2012

Colored man with his stanky unwashed crotch arrested for public sex with a teddy bear… for the FOURTH TIME

Chris Marshall of Cincinnati cited for pleasuring himself with the stuffed animal - and one day when he kills a little kid after raping that child...the elected officials will talk about how this asshole "fell between the cracks" of the justice system and should have been locked up for life....
For the fourth time in two years, a Cincinnati man was arrested for masturbating in public, with a teddy bear.

Chris Marshall was cited Wednesday for disorderly conduct after he was caught having sex with the stuffed animal in a public alley, the Smoking Gun reported.

Employees of the Elm Street Health Clinic spotted him and called police, WKRC Cincinnati reported.

The 28-year-old has three prior convictions for public indecency and disorderly conduct involving a teddy bear, court records show. It's unknown whether the same bear was used each time.

The first offense was in February, 2010. Marshall confessed to "engaging in masturbation with a teddy bear in a men's bathroom," Hamilton County Municipal Court records show.

Nine months later he was arrested again, for knowingly engaging in the indecent act, which officials said had been "an ongoing problem," according to court records.

Nine months after that, in August 2011, he was charged with the same offense, this time in "a place where minors were likely to be present," records show.

Marshall served light jail sentences and paid small fines for the misdemeanor crimes, the Smoking Gun reported.

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Man I would have loved to see Dr. Freud crawl up this mother fuckers ass to see what is ticking!

"Und vhy do u zeenk u like to fuck zees teddy bear herr Duke? Does zees teddy bear have und name...Hans, Johann, Wilhelm, perhaps?"

Anonymous said...

T bone in da house baby.........

Anonymous said...

YOU TUBE:

WILLOW GULCH SCUMBAG


HILARIOUS CARTOON


A MUST SEE FOR ALL

Anonymous said...

The name for this behavior is;

"The Huberman Syndrom"!

WKRP man

Anonymous said...

The bear was dark brown, hairy and stunk. It felt natural.

I Voted For Obama said...

Chris Marshall voted for Obama, then handed him a helium balloon and one slightly crusty teddy bear.

I Voted For Obama said...

Chris Marshall voted for Obama, then handed him a helium balloon and one slightly crusty teddy bear.

Anonymous said...

Isnt there a Lost Saint named "Teddy Bear?" So was he fucking a toy teddy bear or a real Lost Saint named "Teddy Bear?"

I'm fucking perplexed!

Anonymous said...

Was that the Honey Badger's cousin the Honey Bear?

Anonymous said...

A whole new meaning to the phrase "Stuffed Animal"

Anonymous said...

Stick with Teddy, you aing got to buy it dinner, treat it nice, hold it afterward or give it half of your pension. Who be da fool??

Anonymous said...

Dr.Frued? More like Dr.Frankenstein

Anonymous said...

MUH DICK TEDDY, COME GRET IT YA ALL NOMWWATIS BESAYING YA ALL.NO WONDER THE SOUTH HAD SEGREGATION,

Anonymous said...

Ya'll be hatin, dat be muh bear! Ah luvs muh bear, it makes muh dik feels good!

Anonymous said...

Did the teddy bear have a blue or pink ribbon?

Seth McFarlane said...

I hope it's not Ted from my new movie with Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunas. Ted swings the correct way and likes hookers alot. Ted is definitely not into the gump thing specially getting violated in public by this idiot. He's not voting for Obama as in the last election because of the gay marriage, immigration issues and Obamacare. He voted for Obama due to plush guilt and will not make the same mistake twice.

Anonymous said...

Geez Yogi that hurts. Quiet Boo Boo
before Ranger Rick hears us.

Anonymous said...

If obama had a son....he would take it just like a Teddy bear

Anonymous said...

Good part is the Teddy Bear gave him a case of the Krabs!

Anonymous said...

now heres a spook who looks like the devil.kill him.

Anonymous said...

Look at them eyes,this boys momma was a crack head.

Anonymous said...

They are not human this is their natural conduct.Never,ever be surprised by the actions of the beast. They will never let you down.

Anonymous said...

I like this one...not as much as Obama enjoyed his gift though

Anonymous said...

This black man was just an Elvis fan, that is all
http://youtu.be/0CnTS39cL50

Sick fuck!

Anonymous said...

Just shoot him in the head. It's faster and cheap too! We need to start repairing the economy. Locking up this worthless piece of garbage is way too expensive and time consuming.

Anonymous said...

I was homeless and living at the Drop In Center in Cincinnati when Mr. Marshall was in residence. He never wasted a moment with his teddy bear and it was disgusting to watch.

King Kaffir said...

Lawd Hab Mercy---

I thinks I used to play cards with that boy's daddy. That explains why he always had that nasty ass teddy bear in the car.