Saturday, June 16, 2012

Chicago Fire Dept gets a new BUS SIZED AMBULANCE that can treat 13 people at once! Great for the inner city multiple shootings!


A bus-sized ambulance that allows treatment of 13 patients at a time was unveiled today by the Chicago Fire Department, along with new heart monitors for all fire ambulances.

A custom-built CFD EMS patient transport bus was purchased with about $500,000 grant funds from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, allowing emergency treatment and transport for 13 patients, according to a CFD news release.

It has an onboard staff of four and is equipped with Automatic External Defibrillators and pulmonary support equipment including oxygen and emergency care drugs.

“The Chicago Fire Department’s EMS patient transport bus is the first of its kind in Illinois and will be used for any incident where multiple patient transports can be consolidated for delivery of more efficient care and resource management,” said Fire Commissioner Jose Santiago.

The CFD also announced 12-Lead ECG monitors are now in all advanced life support ambulances, which will allow paramedics to more quickly diagnose heart attacks.

“With the 12-Lead ECG monitors in place in all of the CFD’s 60 ALS ambulances, we have upgraded to the most advanced mobile cardiac diagnostic tool currently available for heart attack patients,” Santiago said in the release.

41 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wonderful. Now duke and dutchess will get this monster technological masterpiece, with an equally monstrous price tag per use, on the regular. Oh joy, they gongsta use da hell out of this with all these multiple-victim shootings. As long as they live, that's all I care about!!!

Anonymous said...

Wonderful. Now duke and dutchess will get this monster technological masterpiece, with an equally monstrous price tag per use, on the regular. Oh joy, they gongsta use da hell out of this with all these multiple-victim shootings. As long as they live, that's all I care about!!!

Anonymous said...

So which hospital will be the first lucky recipient of 13 patients all at once? How often will the thing realistically be used? They may have to wipe all the dust off the inside on their way to the scene. At least it was paid for with a federal grant so that it did not cost us taxPAYERS anything.

Anonymous said...

Are you fucking kidding me! Who came up with this idea? How many regular ambulances could be bought with that money. The more money the government gets the more they piss away.

Anonymous said...

Great! 12 lead EKG... Now we can have another tool that will hardly be used that we really don't need. I wanna be assigned to that Bus though! I can charge The Trevons buss fair!

Call Me Ishmael said...

So, is that behemoth ER on wheels going to roll only on mass casualty incidents? Who's going to staff that pig - 26 EMT-Ps, RNs, MDs, CNAs? Is adequate staff going to be on call full time or just a medical pick-up game, whoever happens to be standing around at the time? Is it supposed to provide definitive care on scene or load-and-go for 13? Potentially 13 teams requiring simultaneous medical supervision by radio - 13 HEAR reports at once? Wherever you take them is going instantly on divert - not like there's any point in taking patients to multiple hospitals by bus to spread the burden. Doesn't look especially agile in congestion or tight spaces either - forget turning it around on a city street that's blocked for any reason. I'd love to see some kind of follow-up analysis in a year to see just how many times it rolls, what its average response time is, how many miles it racks up, how many ALS patients it transports, how much in supplies get thrown out from outdating, and at what total average cost per patient, including salaries, wages, benefits, depreciation, etc., as compared to, say a typical ambulance. Seems like another spare no taxpayer expense on stupid Homeland Security ideas boondoggle to this CPA and ex-EMT-P

Anonymous said...

Should have bought a fleet of garabge trucks to haul away the dead bodies out of the Ghetto. A big old landfill out of state would bring that murder rate down pronto. Kind of a (sub)human recycle thang.

CHALKIE said...

Thats nice, but did anyone bother to check if it will fit at any of the hospital emergency rooms?? I know it won't be able to negotiate the ramp at Christ Hospital the only level 1 trauma center on the south side. They will have to park it on the street & wheel the patients up the ramp......

Anonymous said...

Nicknamed,, "The Good Nigger Bus".

Anonymous said...

CFD has also ordered an ambulance car for the Englewood El. It will run express to the Harvard / St. Bernard stop.

Anonymous said...

That bus serves no purpose

It will just transport a bunch of overpaid do nothing firefarters.

Anonymous said...

What a fuckin waste. Just like these shit tahoes. More waste from the top. I love paying taxes!!! Yay!

Anonymous said...

Now CFD can load the niggers into the bus and make them comfortable and then drive to the next incident and pick up another, an so on and so on.

Anonymous said...

With the STAFFING levels Mayor TUTU wants to DIMINISH How exactly is this ALBATROSS going to be manned?

Anonymous said...

Could also be used to haul worthless lazy project Ghetto trash to their free appointments at their local hospitals and rehab appointments. Might as well make use of this over priced bus. How about cable tv, free sandwiches, and cold beer for all the good citizens. Foot rub anyone?

Anonymous said...

Shut up with your logic! The answer is simple...spend hundreds of millions more to widen those areas and update hospitals. The savage needs this and it is the future of medical care

Anonymous said...

I know it won't be able to negotiate the ramp at Christ Hospital the only level 1 trauma center on the south side. They will have to park it on the street & wheel the patients up the ramp......

June 16, 2012 7:58 AM

GOOD. When a niggers bleeding out. Every delay counts.

Anonymous said...

It should be permanently deployed to Englewood.

Anonymous said...

first call ENGLEWOOD on a hot weekend. they better order another one or two more.. they gonna need it...Gorrilas in the jungle going ape shit... Im so sorry to compare niggers to gorlilas.. The gorillas are more well behaved...

Anonymous said...

At least it was paid for with a federal grant so that it did not cost us taxPAYERS anything.

June 16, 2012 4:05 AM
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Really? I'll be damned, I have about $15,000 per year deducted for federal income taxes and I get very little back every year. Where does the fed get money for grants? From the taxpayers. So, we did pay for this. Along with unlimited food stamps, section 8 vouchers and SSI money to people that never paid any tax other than sales tax.

Anonymous said...

It will make a great Party Bus when a 5-11 arrives!

Are there Stripper Poles?

Celebrate Homogeneity said...

" At least it was paid for with a federal grant so that it did not cost us taxPAYERS anything."

And where does federal grant money come from? Taxpayers all across the country. So, folks in areas with no (how shall I put this...) catalysts for crime get to foot the bill for an area that does.

Anonymous said...

A refrigerated trailer would have made more sense

I Voted For Obama said...

Obama voters love big things.

Anonymous said...

Vending machine on the side, takes link, and dispenses grape pop and flamin hots. Gotta pay extra for the cheese though.

Anonymous said...

This fucking bus should have a gun range to teach these niggers how to fire a gun. Teach them how to kill other . We don't want to save these useless dumb niggers!!!!

Anonymous said...

Great. Now try and get it down a side steet in Englewood.

Anonymous said...

Apparently McNutty and 9.5 feel this minor upswing in violence is going to continue, with the probability of at leat 13 peoples shot (we can only hope) per occurence. This keeps up they're going to have to invent a new math to keep crime down. Maybe they'll use the deaths happen in three's scenario. Two additional shootings expected after the first incident so they should be counted as one.

Anonymous said...

How about McEinsteins theory of relativity. If shooting victims are related they only count as one. This could be the answer to compstats prayers.

Anonymous said...

Dis way wees dont hafa goes to da hospital no mores dey comes to us. my baby momas doen hafaleaves da house. Damm does dis bus hava kitchen. dem firemens always haz uh kitchen

Anonymous said...

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!

Anonymous said...

Lots of room in it for dead nigger storage.

Anonymous said...

Maybe they can get Hughy from Ice Road that Truckers to drive that rig through Englewood it would be safer than driving over a frozen lake in the Klondike.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Maybe they can get Hughy from Ice Road that Truckers to drive that rig through Englewood it would be safer than driving over a frozen lake in the Klondike.

June 16, 2012 10:00 PM

SAFER? Wanna bet?

Anonymous said...

This is like the RV from the movie "Stripes". Rocket launcher, high powered automatic weapon in the turret, armor on the vehicle. I think this is a ploy by McNutty to provide us with the necessary firepower to reclaim the ghetto. Finally the right move.

Anonymous said...

After a few weeks in the ghetto this bus will look like the one from the movie Slap Shot.

Anonymous said...

Can I drive?

Anonymous said...

So which hospital will be the first lucky recipient of 13 patients all at once? How often will the thing realistically be used? They may have to wipe all the dust off the inside on their way to the scene. At least it was paid for with a federal grant so that it did not cost us taxPAYERS anything.


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Alas, the old "it's grant money". Where the fuck does grant money come from? You and I.

Anonymous said...

Blacks will sue anyway when the wonder bus fails at being able to treat the medical condition knows as 9 gunshot wounds to a single victim.

Ahem! Grant money is your tax dollars given away.

Anonymous said...

No, this bus isn't to take up to 13 (hopefully soon to be good)niggers to the hospital. It takes them and their entourage to the hospital in a style befitting a nigger thug.

Anonymous said...

McGoof is really trying to implant NYC lingo here, Bus=FDNY, Bambalance,Ambo,Fire=CFD, as far as CPD is concerned.