Monday, June 04, 2012

Brenda Vazquez admitted to I.C.E. that she was an illegal beaner from Mexico...Now stuck in Mexico she claims to be an American Citizen

BROWNSVILLE, Texas – A Texas woman has been stranded on the Mexican side of the US border for more than three months after making a statement saying she was born in Mexico and was not an American citizen, The Brownsville Herald reported.

Brenda Vazquez said her "false" statement to a US border official at the Brownsville international bridge on Feb. 19 came after she was grilled for seven hours when she attempted to re-enter Texas -- where she says she was born in Weslaco in 1982.

A petition filed in a US federal court on behalf of Vazquez claims she only signed the statement after a US Customs and Border Protection official seized her Texas driver's license and US birth certificate and refused to allow her access to a lawyer until she admitted she was not American, the Herald reported in its Sunday edition.

Vazquez has been stuck in limbo in Matamoros on the Mexican side of the border ever since.

Her Brownsville-based lawyer Jaime Diez is attempting to retrieve her documents so she can re-enter the US.

US Customs and Border Protection officials did not respond to the newspaper's requests for comment.


Out of the car Motherfucker!!! said...

Tell her to call Dick Durbin, he will make arangments to have her flown to chicago and he will get her anything she needs, LINK Card, Housing, free phone, Dickie love the beanners and will spare no amount of taxpayer money to coddle them so they will vote Democrat!!!

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Anonymous said...

Sound like she got her wish!

Taco Loco!

Aldo Raine said...

I volunteer to get to the bottom of this conundrum, and I've got an ingenious and scientific way of doing it.

If my jizz, upon dripping out of her snapper and landing in a flushing toilet, circles clockwise, then she's a Beaner.

If my jizz, upon dripping out of her snappper and landing in a flushing toilet circles counter-clockwise, then she's an American.

And if I decide to pull out and blast the population yogurt all over her stomach, tits and face, it's chalked-up as a "mulligan" and I get to try again.

Aldo Raine

Anonymous said...

Shit Lady, we have a President who can't find HIS Birth Certificate either.

Anonymous said...

Aldo,you are one funny motherfucker. LMAO.

Anonymous said...

Maybe she can find a Cabbage Patch Doll and use its birth certificate.

I Voted For Obama said...

Brenda Vasquez voted for Obama, then lied to him and told him she voted for McCain. The Secret Service confiscated her driver's license and birth certificate.

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Anonymous said...

The Rolling Stones say---

What's the matter, man? We're gonna come back at twelve with some Puerto Rican girls just dyin' to meet ya!