Monday, June 11, 2012

Black Wildebeest Joyce Maxine Gregory squeezed a man's testicles out of his scrotum with her bare hands

Since the victim actually had a set a balls... We can rule out most of the exempt ranked officials as a possible victim.

SHELBY, NC - Police in Shelby say they arrested a woman over the weekend after she squeezed a man's testicles out of his scrotum.

Joyce Maxine Gregory, 35, is charged with malicious castration and assault inflicting serious bodily injury, according to Shelby Police Chief Jeff Ledford.

Police say Gregory got into an argument with an older man Saturday morning. When he went outside to call 911 she followed him and grabbed his scrotum.

The man ran to a nearby rescue squad building for help.

Police were sent to the residence on Bowman Street to arrest Gregory. When she was placed in the patrol car, she pulled down her pants and urinated in the backseat.

Gregory's bond was set at $20,000 which is $10,000 per testicles.

14 comments:

foot fetish cop said...

I would sort of like her to squeeze on my pecker with her toes!

Aint no job like a toe job - fo sure!

Anonymous said...

Nasty warthog.

Anonymous said...

Honey badger don't care. He would tap it, get a little sick then brag about it.

Anonymous said...

Nogs, eating faces, eating hearts and now, squeezing the nuts out of a nut sack. Can anyone tell me why anyone would hang around these monsters?

Mark12A said...

Look at it this way: The victim won't spawn any more welfare niglets.

Anonymous said...

These creature looks very manly. Are they sure it's a "woman?"

Anonymous said...

Urinated in the police vehicle.That says it all.Fuckin animal.

I Voted For Obama said...

Joyce Maxine Gregory voted for Obama, then peed in the polling booth.

Anonymous said...

Chief hillbilly walrus whale ass & Commander Mummmbles are ruled out as possible victims

Anonymous said...

That's an insult to 4 legged animals!

Anonymous said...

....Aldo Raine's 'Dreamgirl"????

Anonymous said...

Bazinga.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

She pissed on the back seat of the cop car while in it?

That woman sure had balls... Literally!