Wednesday, June 27, 2012

An arresting sight! Jolly giant Shaquille O'Neal wears a comical wig & a police uniform for new movie role of Detective Shavedlongcock in Grown Ups 2



A black Detective Shavedlongcock???? Now that is funny!!!!

13 comments:

Aldo Raine said...

Shaq should come to Chimpcongo. Seeing how the CPD Monkeys in uniform are rewarded and promoted based on incompetence and political sponsorship, he'd make rank in no time at all. He and that Al Wysinger asshole that looks and talks like he's on heroin could be a sort of negro dynamic duo, mumbling nonsensically about shit they have no clue about. Hibbity, jibbity and bitches and hoes, and BBQ and Cadillacs and all the knuckle dragging that goes along with primate behavior.

Aldo Raine

Anonymous said...

Looks like a Black Kojak with a Fish haircut!

Anonymous said...

Not to mention the rumors he is gay Aldo...man, just imagine, you might get the opportunity to suck him off! I know, you say
"I've sucked every dick in the world," but think, he is a celebrity. Listen to me, its as if I'm trying to talk you into sucking a dick, as if that doesn't come so natural to you.

Anonymous said...

Shaved, if you painted yourself black, you could play the role of Shaq's dick.

Anonymous said...

Oh gee I thought that was My LT at first glance.

I Voted For Obama said...

Shaq looks good there.

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Anonymous said...

Thats great. Actually, having worked at United, I have to say Shaq is one of the nicest athletes to ever play the game. Likes the po-po too.

Anonymous said...

He used to play the basketball, right?

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Anonymous said...

Another irish taken care of(OOOPS)

The King of All Crackers said...

Actually Shaq has worked as deputy sheriff and volunteer. He think has taken college level law enforcement courses. I pulled this off Wikipedia.

Law enforcement

O'Neal maintained a high level of interest in the workings of police departments and became personally involved in law enforcement. O'Neal went through the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Reserve Academy and became a reserve officer with the Los Angeles Port Police. He appeared in a commercial for ESPN in Miami Police garb climbing a tree to rescue LSU's costumed mascot Mike the Tiger.[citation needed]

On March 2, 2005, O'Neal was given an honorary U.S. Deputy Marshal title and named the spokesman for the Safe Surfin' Foundation; he served an honorary role on the task force of the same name, which tracks down sexual predators who target children on the Internet.[146]

Upon his trade to Miami, O'Neal began training to become a Miami Beach reserve officer. On December 8, 2005, he was sworn in, but elected for a private ceremony to avoid distracting attention from the other officers. He assumed a $1 per year salary in this capacity.[147] Shortly thereafter, in Miami, O'Neal witnessed a hate crime (assaulting a man while calling out homophobic slurs) and called Miami-Dade police, describing the suspect and helping police, over his cell phone, track the offender.[147] O'Neal's actions resulted in the arrest of two suspects on charges of aggravated battery, assault, and a hate crime.[148

Anonymous said...

You know it's a sad day when a retired athlete can bw a more convincing TV cop than Shaved can be as a 'real' one...