Sunday, June 03, 2012

$4,000, gold-plated vibrator stolen in armed heist, just before Valentine's Day in Brazil

Photo: Image of the $4,000.00 gold plated vibrator stolen in Brazil

BRASILIA, Brazil - An armed man in Brazil has heisted an 18-carat gold-plated vibrator selling for $4,000 at a luxury sex shop.

Police say he walked into the Erotica Luxo store in Brasilia, tied up a clerk and took the item from its display case. He stole nothing else.

It's high season for erotic shops in Brazil as the nation celebrates its own Valentine's Day in less than two weeks.

Store owner Vanessa Baldini tells the G1 news website the robber might get no satisfaction from Wednesday's theft. She says the Swedish-made vibrator has a stainless steel core, making removing any gold plating extremely difficult.

And she notes the robber didn't take the vibrator's charger.

She says: "I really don't know what he'll do. I'll leave it up to his imagination."

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Big deal. My CFD boyfriend bought me one just by padding his mileage reimbursement from the city.

Anonymous said...

It is to be a gift to Michelle Obama, along with a coupon for a Brazillian Wax Job!

Anonymous said...

Store owner Vanessa Bald-ini? Great name for a Brazilian sex shop owner. I wonder if her coochie is bald?

Anonymous said...

I suspect the thief will arrive in Chicago shortly and stuff said vibrator up the ass of a cowardly racist
blogger!

Anonymous said...

Gold plated? Does it mean the shit wipes off easier after anal insertion?

Gold plated contacts for stereo cable terminals are marketed as being superior and all. So is the gold vibe that much more effective at it's task?

Write your own Goldfinger and Austin Power's Gold Member jokes here...

Anonymous said...

I got one for my wife, but it's made out of white gold.

You can get it in Black Hills Gold, too. It's twice as big, but it slaps you around and never works right.

il Mustachio

Anonymous said...

Gold nuggets don't stick

Anonymous said...

Michelle obama's wax job would cost more than $4,000, barbed wire hair is tough.

I Voted For Obama said...

Vanessa Baldini voted for Obams, then told him she had an excellent gift he could get Michelle.

Anonymous said...

HE STOLE IT FOR OBAMA SO HE CAN GIVE IT TO MOOCHELLE.

Anonymous said...

DONG!

Anonymous said...

Chief hillbilly walrus whale ass has a vibrator made of wood, he inserts it into his mangina on a daily basis.

Thanks for that one Shortshanks but $230,000,000.oo? said...

Thank God we lost the Olympics.

RIO DE JAMARO (DRY)

Anonymous said...

Whoever stole that thing better microwave it before using it.