Sunday, May 20, 2012

REAL IDIOT! Day after Facebook IPO & becoming a BILLIONAIRE, Mark Zuckerberg marries longtime ugly ass slanty eyed girlfriend Priscilla Chan

The ceremony took place in Zuckerberg's backyard before fewer than 100 guests, who all thought they were there to celebrate Chan's graduation.

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The two tied the knot in an intimate ceremony at his Palo Alto, Calif., home, in front of fewer than 100 people, said a guest who spoke to the Associated Press on the condition of anonymity.

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The nuptials capped a busy week for the couple. Chan graduated from medical school at the University of California, San Francisco, on Monday, the day Zuckerberg turned 28. Zuckerberg’s company went public Friday, raising his wealth to a staggering $20 billion. The wedding attendees went to Zuckerberg’s home believing they were attending a graduation celebration for Chan, but were happily surprised by the change of occasion.

“Everybody was shocked,” the guest said. Zuckerberg designed his bride’s ring featuring “a very simple ruby,” the source said. Food was served family-style and included dishes from the couple’s favorite Palo Alto sushi restaurant. The couple served Burdick Chocolate “mice” for desert — they had eaten the chocolates that are in the shape of mice on their very first date, People.com reported.

The couple were planning the wedding for months but wanted to wait until after Chan’s graduation, the guest said. The wedding date wasn’t tied to the IPO, since that date was a “moving target,” the guest said. The couple met at Harvard and have been together for more than nine years.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/facebook-founder-mark-zuckerberg-marries-priscilla-chan-longtime-girlfriend-article-1.1081382#ixzz1vO44UvEn

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shaved, I like the yellow gashish. She ain't bad. If you'd ever tapped some Asian ass you might feel differently.

Anonymous said...

Oh c'mon why does this surprise you? Everybody knows Jews are obsessed with Asian bitches, even if they are ugly as shit. They think they have a prize.

Anonymous said...

Ur a racist halfwit.

I Voted For Obama said...

Priscilla Chan voted for Obama, then flashed him, daring him to call her flat chested. Michelle started throwing feces at her.

Anonymous said...

Facebook sucks! Facebook is a suckers stock too...

Notice all the big trading houses dumping their shares and letting the rookies soak up that POS offering?

The real players who wanted it got it back in 09/10 via private markets and the IPO was a dog...

Congrats Zucker? Mo Tiger Mom now! It is now! She love you long time, make half breed baby and spend you money till all gone!

Anonymous said...

Fucky sucky! Me love you long time! Me so horny!

Anonymous said...

Zuckerberg: yes, what do you got there Chief?
Do want number 1 fucky.
Zuckerberg: yes
fucky, sucky, smoke cigarette right in her pushy, she do everything you want long time.

Anonymous said...

Too beaucoup!

Anonymous said...

Mr. Fuckenberg is not what one would call handsome.

Facebook is very gay

Anonymous said...

They're going to have some ugly ass kids, and the Kung Fu buffet Bar Mitzvah will be awkward.

Anonymous said...

no more boom boom with me and babysan

Anonymous said...

Bazinga

SpankDaddy said...

I would be happy to give her a little fine tuning at the SpankDaddy Academy. They certainly can afford it.

Anonymous said...

Soul Brother too beaucoup!

Jew douchebag's hose is too small to put out the fire!