Friday, May 11, 2012

Real Brain Child Here! A big $10.00 score! Cops: Man uses Bobcat loader to break into store, steals deodorant

A stupid colored man used a small Bobcat front loader to break through the windows of a West Side Family Dollar, then walked off with two cans of deodorant and a bunch of gift cards, according to police.

Officers stopped the man about a block away because he matched the description provided by a security company who was monitoring the store at 5410 W. Chicago Ave., police said.

The man stole the Bobcat loader from a nearby construction site at 5327 W. Chicago Avenue – the site of the former 15th District police station – and broke the windows at the Family Dollar store a block away.

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8 comments:

Toby McRastus said...

A motherfuckin' deer is in the back seat of the car and the motherfuckin' deer hit me with the paw. I think I need a mambulance.

I Voted For Obama said...

This guy voted for Obama. Afterwards, Obama told him that he didn't smell right and should get some deodorant.

Anonymous said...

Smelly ass nigger! Go figure

Mt Greenwood Hillbilly said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE

Anonymous said...

He thought the sign said, "Million Dollar Store"

Anonymous said...

Tales of the MULE!!

Anonymous said...

Was he issued a seat belt ticket??

Anonymous said...

I gots ta smell good fo da ladies!

Uncle Remus