Sunday, May 13, 2012

Naked unicyclist without a bike seat charged for distracting drivers in SE Texas; police say he wasn't intoxicated

KEMAH, Texas - Police say a man arrested in a Southeast Texas city for riding his unicycle in the nude was distracting drivers and creating a hazard.

Kemah (KEE'-muh) police Chief Greg Rikard (RY'-kurd) says 45-year-old Joseph Glynn Farley was not intoxicated or impaired when he was arrested Wednesday on a bridge in the city 20 miles southeast of Houston.

Rikard says Farley had been falling off the unicycle and into traffic.

Farley told officers that he liked the feeling of riding without his clothes, which were found at the base of the bridge.

Police charged Farley, of Clear Lake, with misdemeanor indecent exposure. Bond is set at $1,500.

Online jail records did not list an attorney for Farley.

7 comments:

I Voted For Obama said...

Joseph Glynn Farley voted for Obama, then asked him if he wanted to take a bike ride his way.

Anonymous said...

I see CPD going to this for bike patrols in the future.

Anonymous said...

It's a strange strange world we live in master QUINN?

Anonymous said...

name like that had to be a fucking irish narrow back full of beer and bull shit,had them over here in ireland walking uninvited into people homes asking about their 100 yr old granma, blah blah. blah.getting kicked out and creating drunken scenees in the street, talking shit in the pubs,going to fair days and drunk picking fights with farmers getting their ass handed to them. the craic was great just watching these uneducated idiots.

Anonymous said...

name like that had to be a fucking irish narrow back full of beer and bull shit,had them over here in ireland walking uninvited into people homes asking about their 100 yr old granma, blah blah. blah.getting kicked out and creating drunken scenees in the street, talking shit in the pubs,going to fair days and drunk picking fights with farmers getting their ass handed to them. the craic was great just watching these uneducated idiots.

Anonymous said...

That's Commander Mummmbles bike, how the hell did it end up in Texas???? I've seen him ride that thing for hours down I55...

Anonymous said...

Ke muh dik