Saturday, May 26, 2012

Michelle Obama: President Obama tucks me in every night - but won't sleep with her

"The President is too busy to sleep with me... He is up all night with his favorite cracks....Crack Cocaine and Men Ass Crack"
He may be the leader of the free world, but he still takes a moment to tuck his wife in at bedtime.

First Lady Michelle Obama revealed that tidbit and other details from the couple’s personal life in a People magazine interview that hit newsstands Friday.

"We have a ritual where he tucks me in, because I'm usually in bed before anybody," the First Lady spilled. "He'll come and turn the lights out and give me a kiss, and we'll talk. He's like, Ready to be tucked? I'm like, Yes I am.'"

Obama has been promoting her new book “American Grown,” about the White House Kitchen Garden.

She served up a few other nuggests from behind the scene in People.

FLOTUS said she and her husband try to steal as much alone time as possible despite their busy schedules.

For instance, the First Family eats dinner together at 6:30 each evening.

"The first half hour, we're talking to the girls, then we shoo them off to go walk Bo and catch a little check-in without the kids," she said.

The First Lady also talked about her husband’s penchant for singing - a fact that should come as no surprise to most Americans, as President Obama has made headlines on more than one occassion with an impromptu outburst of song. (The president’s repetoire includes Al Green’s ‘Let’s Stay Together,’ LMFOA’s ‘Sexy And I Know It’ and the classic, ‘Sweet Home Chigaco.’)

Barack loves to sing around the house, too, the First Lady told People.

"He loves it in the shower in the morning, sings to the kids," she said. "But it's not a song. He'll sing one line of something romantic or cute. Oh yes."

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Glad O'Sambo has so much time to sing instead of doing his job as commander in chimp!

Anonymous said...

Does not shock me at all, When we did the Obama detail he was running for president he use to go by his "friends" condo and smoke his newports. So here we are in a ten car motorcade for him and his buddy to blow and smoke each other. High rise by the lakefront and LSD forgot that fags name.

Anonymous said...

Who the hell are you kidding, moochelle? The deal between the gay president and yourself is just business. You're the beard in this "marriage", remember?

Socialists lie and lie and lie...except for moochelle who isn't "laying" with anybody..nobody wants her.

A disgusting pair of traitors. Trial and jail for these two and those who work for them. We will NOT forget.

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...

Does not shock me at all, When we did the Obama detail he was running for president he use to go by his "friends" condo and smoke his newports. So here we are in a ten car motorcade for him and his buddy to blow and smoke each other. High rise by the lakefront and LSD forgot that fags name."

Was that Larry Sinclair? That or Obama has so many fag buddies, who can keep count! Yikes!

When it comes to all of Obama's gay pals and boy toys, all of their names, it can be tough to keep them all *ahem* straight...

Chuck said...

bullshit he wont sleep with her,when she straps that 12" strap on on herself he is all ready for it

Anonymous said...

Now hold on here is She saying Obama showers with His Daughters????

Anonymous said...

FLOTUS said she and her husband try to steal as much as possible


That is the first truthful thing that Sasquatch has ever said.

Anonymous said...

ugly ass ape-jaw nigger

Anonymous said...

"tuck me in" is code for "slams me in the ass with the radiator hose".

I Voted For Obama said...

Very heartwarming. I am getting all misty.

Anonymous said...

The only reason they walk their dog together is for Michelle to make sure Barack doesn't eat it.