Friday, May 11, 2012

Metra NATO plans: Stations closed, baggage checked, limits on what you can carry

Basically all riders must be nude, no carry on items and must you have a bomb dog smell your ass crack. Do yourself a favor, DON'T USE METRA... Are they offering a discount rate due to these restrictions? NO NO NO They aren't! Fuck METRA!

Metra plans to close five stations around McCormick Place during the NATO summit May 19-21, and is advising passengers on all its lines they will be subject to screening and baggage checks and severe restrictions on what they can carry on trains those three days.

The stations are the the 47th Street, 27th Street, McCormick Place, 18th Street and 11th Street/Museum Campus stations.

In addition, on Monday May 21, the entire Blue Island branch of Metra Electric line on the Far South Side will be closed so the agency can focus its manpower on other lines.

Metra will close the five close-in Electric District stations during all three days of the NATO summit and a total of 26 stations on Monday alone, including the entire Blue Island branch.

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16 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can see maybe being a little careful on the trains that run beneath McCormick Place, but what is the reasoning for all the rest of them that go to Union Station and Ogilvie? If I was planning on taking my bomb to the convention, I'd sure as hell use some mode of transportation that would get me closer than the trains that come in to those stations.

Lucky for me I don't work downtown anyway - tried that gig years ago and lasted only a couple months commuting down to the shithole. If I could just get one last friend of mine to move out of Rahm's kingdom, I'd never have to enter the city of Shitcago ever again, and that would be fine with me.

I Voted For Obama said...

As a boy growing up in his native Indonesia, Obama once had a dog sniff his ass crack. Obama then ate it.

Aunt Jemima said...

Feces Flingin' Monday!

Anonymous said...

Yep, nothing like a lot of transit restrictions to "showcase" the city, and generate that $128 million that the city says is coming to town.

What a crock of shit. Just find an island in the middle of the pacific for these assholes to meet and be done with it.

Anonymous said...

My plans drive north 250 miles make one left turn into the woods, light the grill and pop open a pabst.

Anonymous said...

Nothing to see here you maggots. Just drop your pants while goons jingle your bells, grab your wife's tits, and stick their hands down your baby's diaper.

I have a big fat dose of reality for you: There are no fucking terrorists! Once you come to understand the scam that's been foisted on us, you will realize it's all cooked up to enslave us.

Fast and furious? More like "let's encourage gun violence so we can blame it on the second amendment."

Underwear bombs? They did it. And then they admit to doing it!

Check out infowars dot com with an open mind like I did and wake up.

Anonymous said...

had the pleasure to talk to two British Royal Marines over by Water tower the other day both in soft clothes,they had info that protestors were going to target their reps,DONT EVER PLAY WITH BRITISH ROYAL MARINES,

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

My plans drive north 250 miles make one left turn into the woods, light the grill and pop open a pabst.

May 11, 2012 9:47 PM

I'm with ya'. 125 miles east,left turn also, into the woods,light the grill, and I prefer a nice VO Manhattan w/a splash of cherry juice.
Cheers!

Anonymous said...

Everyone STAY HOME, including Police & Firemen and ALl City Workers, let Rahm's Balls begin to Sweat!

Jude Law

Anonymous said...

I Voted For Obama said...

As a boy growing up in his native Indonesia, Obama once had a dog sniff his ass crack. Obama then ate it.

May 11, 2012 5:22 PM
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Oh shit! Now that's funny.

I am death destroyer of worlds said...

Beachfront hotels on BIKINI ATOLL camp any where. occupy anything you want.

And you won't need a flashlight at night!

Worth the pay-per-view said...

Don't forget a satellite dish to laugh your fuckin ass off getting it live from the battle for Chicago!

Anonymous said...

Did any one check the book depository this time?

Anonymous said...

Ram 9.5 just ordered all City workers cops to sleep in the Subways until the Germans go away?

Anonymous said...

EAST?

Anonymous said...

Rahm's ball are resting on his chin and the man who was never born don't sweat!

German Measles are contagious for three days? Right? Don't miss the French kissing booth on Friday?