Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Mark Lewis must either have a 16 inch love snake or a large bank account.... Dog lost in Chicago River back home after being found on Northwest Side

PHOTO: Tank, a 5-year-old Pomeranian from St. Charles, with owners Mark and Linn Lewis, outside of his office in Geneva. On Sunday evening the dog fell into the Chicago River and spent 30 hours lost until a family in the Ravenswood neighborhood found the dog and called Lewis.

Tank the 5-year-old Pomeranian has quite a tale to tell.

What began as a leisurely cruise on his owner's 20-foot powerboat on the Chicago River Sunday turned into an odyssey after the pooch slipped off the boat and became lost in the murky water.

Tank was wearing a bright yellow life vest, so Mark and Linn Lewis held out some hope. But after searching more than seven hours Sunday into Monday along the banks of the river, the couple from St. Charles feared they would not see their beloved dog again.

Then media outlets began airing stories of Tank's plight and the calls started coming in.

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23 comments:

Anonymous said...

fucking pomeranian lol,looks smaller than a cat

Anonymous said...

Has to be large bank account. He better watch out for the pool boy.

Anonymous said...

Chief hillbilly walrus whale ass sucks cock.

WWW.SSACOP look for the lard with the real bad walrus mustache..

Anonymous said...

She's an escort in Chicago goes by Kristy Klein and he's a nerd! She'll dump him once he runs out of money. Poor bastard

Anonymous said...

It's called a lap dog for a reason :)

Anonymous said...

Large bank account. The cheap ass is donating $500 to the charity of choice of the woman who rescued the dog. Cheap ass. H'about cold hard cash and thanks.

Anonymous said...

Large bank account. The cheap ass is donating $500 to the charity of choice of the woman who rescued the dog. Cheap ass. H'about cold hard cash and thanks.

Anonymous said...

Is she, or ain't she?

http://www.chixescorts.com/KristyKlein/photos

Calypso Louie said...

Is she is, or is she ain't?

Anonymous said...

He's got his red Swingline stapler and all that scammed cash.

Anonymous said...

How about buying her a boat?

Anonymous said...

I would pound that blondes bald pussy good, hard and long then let her suck on my big hard cock while I pulled her hair, then doogy style that bitch before I blew a big load into her nice tight pussy.

Anonymous said...

Saw him licking his eyebrows yesterday.

Anonymous said...

she probably straps one on and fucks him in the ass.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Is she, or ain't she?

http://www.chixescorts.com/KristyKlein/photos

May 29, 2012 7:08 PM
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Nope. The girl in the link is very hot.

Anonymous said...

It's her no ifs, ands or buts about it. WGN needs to do a follow up story on her, The hooker that works in MD office. Public health issue?? Maybe I'll call WGN

I Voted For Obama said...

Mark Lewis voted for Obama, then asked him if he had seen his doggie. Obama said no and then excused himself because he had to turn over his dinner on the BBQ grill. Pomeranian filets were always his favorite.

I agree----she's way too hot for him.

Anonymous said...

Those doctors score hot pussy..Look at that fucking dork...Who the fuck wears a short sleeve shirt and a tie.....A fucking Arby's manager or a former NW suburban LT. who goes by the name of "Bert"

Anonymous said...

Pretty funny comments. He's a dummy, tied the tether on incorrectly AND removed the dog's tags to accommodate the vest. I wouldn't let him cut my dogs toenails let alone diagnose any ailments. Dr. Dufus is more like it.

Anonymous said...

She's ok. She just looks hotter because she's next to that dork!

Anonymous said...

I had more fun looking at the hooker photos then I did reading about some drowned rat dog story...

Thanks readers of DSLC News for saving an otherwise pointless story.

SpankDaddy said...

She is definitely one fine example of dork-loving mature SpankDaddy material.

Anonymous said...

This dude is now up on sexual assault charges, facing 30 years... Google it.