Saturday, May 26, 2012

Lonneshia Shafaye Appling, a 340 pound Wildebeest Silverback - Goes ape shit when busted for shoplifting

Officer at the scene: She looked like a Walrus out of water.
MAY 25--Meet Lonneshia Shafaye Appling.

The Georgia woman, 26, was so determined to shoplift beer, bacon, cheese, and chicken wings from a Piggly Wiggly that she punched, spit at, and pepper-sprayed store workers who confronted her as she tried to flee the supermarket Wednesday afternoon, according to cops.

Appling, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, allegedly hid items worth $88.27 in a canvas bag. She “attempted to check out, only putting one item on the counter,” according to a worker quoted in an Athens-Clarke County Police Department report.

When a Piggly Wiggly employee--who had been tipped to the pilfering by a shopper--asked Appling about the concealed items, she tried to exit the store. After worker Jonathan Orr tried to stop Appling, she “pulled out some pepper spray and sprayed him in the face.”

Appling kept spraying as several workers tried to keep her from fleeing. The 340-pound Appling also allegedly punched Orr in the face and spit on the 28-year-old employee. As she successfully bolted from the Athens store, Appling “was dropping beer cans out of her purse.”

Responding to a 911 call, a cop reported spotting “a very large black female in a purple dress standing there screaming at two store employees” who followed her outside the Piggly Wiggly, which was filled with a choking cloud of pepper spray.

Police then arrested Appling, whose rap sheet includes several prior shoplifting convictions and outstanding arrest warrants in three Georgia counties.

Cops prepared an inventory of the items Appling sought to swipe: five packages of cheese; eight cans of Coors Light; vegetable oil; chicken wings; and five packages of bacon. As first reported by the Athens Banner Herald, she was charged with a variety of crimes, including aggravated assault, theft, simple battery, and disorderly conduct.

While in police custody, Appling told a cop to add whatever charges he wanted “because she was going to plea bargain and half of the charges would be dropped anyway,” according to the report. She also asked Officer Nathaniel Franco if her arrest would make the police blotter, requesting that the cop make his report “more interesting so that her arrest would make” the department’s compendium of notable incidents.

The unemployed--and now incarcerated--Appling “also commented that store personnel shouldn’t chase people like that because they could get themselves hurt.” Or shoplifters could get busted

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE ARREST REPORT AND MORE AT THE SMOKING GUN

33 comments:

William W Ware, Elgin - N9TSS said...

I would love to eat the corn kernels out of her asshole. I love them big, dark and hairy like my mom. Only thing that would make her better is if she had a nice big cock to fuck me in the ass with!

William W. Ware
Elgin, IL
Ham Radio: N9TSS

Anonymous said...

Shaved! Shaved!

OMFG! So funny...

Google 'trayvoning meme' or Google "Trayvoning"

Holy Fuck! That is so funny. People pose like a corpse with Skittles and Tea on the ground next to them.

That is to imitate Trayvon and the one good action he was good at in life (being shot and lying dead next to a pack of candy)

Blacks is funny sometimes! Google images has some laugh out loud funny pictures of the trayvoning meme.

Anonymous said...

Shaved, you mistakenly posted the picture of the pig twice.

Anonymous said...

I work for a WALRUS out of water who happens to be a HILLBILLY piece of shit, they call hin Chief

Anonymous said...

Off topic, what is up with the 20 shines bbq'ing in mt greenwood park right now??? Right next to the sign that says NO GRILLS! The garbage is already blowing around.

Anonymous said...

crime is funny to the negro, that is why they are fucking terrorists.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Off topic, what is up with the 20 shines bbq'ing in mt greenwood park right now??? Right next to the sign that says NO GRILLS! The garbage is already blowing around.

May 26, 2012 2:35 PM

Call the Cops and report them for violating Park district ordinances. Insist the Cops issue citations and do their Job...

Anonymous said...

Only whites would be punished.its funny how blacks go into a white hood & take over while whites get killed in a black hood.tough pussies behind a keyboard.that is what whites is.

Anonymous said...

If Obama had a mistress, she would look like this pig.

Michelle would throw feces at her.

Anonymous said...

She din do niffin.
Y'all be racistes.

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...

Off topic, what is up with the 20 shines bbq'ing in mt greenwood park right now??? Right next to the sign that says NO GRILLS! The garbage is already blowing around."

They are niggers executing TNB.

Call a cop (that's a good use of manpower to scatter coons who can't read) or fire a few rounds in the general direction of the varmints.

Put up a 'Help Wanted' sign next to the No Grills plaque and watch the blacks run!

"Jobs!? Working?! We gots to be out of here! Flee fo you lives and yo LINK cards!"

Anonymous said...

Ahhh...The Duchess....I do love her so!

Marlin Perkins said...

She looked like a Walrus out of water!

To me she looks like a hippopotamus!

In fact when I looked at the picture I wanted to go through the storage locker and find my old.......

Hungry Hungry Hippos game.

But for some reason I got my copy of ZULU out and threw it in the DVD player and pulled out my old Enfield rifle.........

I's going Coon Hunting!

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Anonymous said...

William W. Ware
Elgin, IL
*************
Who is he?

Anonymous said...

Only whites would be punished.its funny how blacks go into a white hood & take over while whites get killed in a black hood.tough pussies behind a keyboard.that is what whites is.

Yes, and your turn is coming. When whitey decides he's had enough you had better watch out.

I Voted For Obama said...

Lonneshia voted for Obama, then asked him if he wanted to share some of the kick-ass stuff that she had in her shopping bag.

Blank panther said...

Youve been talking fur years as we fuck an knock up your white daughters an you dumb sons wear ball hat sideways with pants to their ass listening to are music.obama gonna be 4in more so suck my big black dick.better yet your daughter can suck it again then ill ass fuck her an you wife

Anonymous said...

Pigly Wigley needs a sign that says

NO FUCKIN NIGGERS ALLOWED" Case closed!!!!

Anonymous said...

"that is what whites is."

The 's' on the end of whites makes it plural. Plural, meaning more than one.
When 7-11 has a free Slurpee day...
and a passel of niggers rip the doors
off their hinges. That is what PLURAL
can mean... as in more than one nigger.

Normally- when a nigger gets arrested it happens in the plural amount. Example: Hey Sam did you arrest that thieving nigger? Sam says: "Well Joe, I arrested that stupid nigger and also 4 more of his friends."

You do not want to use 'is' with
a plural word. Why?

It makes you sound like one dumb nigger.

Anonymous said...

"Blank panther said...

Youve been talking fur years as we fuck an knock up your white daughters an you dumb sons wear ball hat sideways with pants to their ass listening to are music.obama gonna be 4in more so suck my big black dick.better yet your daughter can suck it again then ill ass fuck her an you wife"

Lots of closet homos or not so closeted homos online taking tough these days...

"listening to are music"

You mean listening to our music? Let me help you out on that clarification.

Stop attempting to use our grammar and linguistics. By that I mean PROPER English and understandable communication.

To conclude, No. No we won't hire you for a job Trezonde or Leroy or DeJorge or whatever the fuck your goofy name is. Not with that attitude mister!

Isn't your parole just about up? I don't mean it is concluding, only that your stupid ass will do some criminal act and violate it. Back to the big house for you!

No more internet, but many more cocks for your to lick, suck off and have rammed into your ass. It's okay boy. The larger and meaner prisoners will show your fuck holes some mercy in time.

That of you will learn to love it even more then you do already.

Anonymous said...

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Mark12A said...

I locked up some nigger bitch once upon a time who had tried to conceal a ham between her thighs. Nobody wanted the fucking ham after we recovered it from her stanky ass. As I recall, she was just a porkchop short of a quarter ton herself.

Anonymous said...

do us a favor I'm talking white and black, go to hell you cancerous piece of shit!

Anonymous said...

The report didn't mention the 1/2 barrel she had stashed in her cavernous coochie.

Anonymous said...

"Blank panther said...You mean listening to our music?

Listen up mutt: NOT A FUCKING NOTE OF THAT CRAP.

Anonymous said...

I thought Muslims didn't eat pork or drink liquor?

Anonymous said...

Marlin Perkins said...
She looked like a Walrus out of water!

To me she looks like a hippopotamus!

More like a SNUFFLEUPAGUS.
I say it's a STUFFALLDASTOLENSTUFFUPINTHE SNATCHAGUS.

Anonymous said...

I heard that during booking the attendant searched it and something tried to pull her up in the nether regions. So tomorrow they've got a team going in. Full hazmat gear, flashlights, 2-way radio and they'll be tethered to each other like in "Poltergist".

Anonymous said...

Is she a Hutu, no she's a fewtoo (many)

Anonymous said...

slap that sassy nigger bitch down.do it now.

Anonymous said...

Bazinga.

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