Monday, May 14, 2012

Illionois father tries to make his son the perfect asshole - Dad sews son's anus shut!


An Illinois father has been handed 2 years on probation and 250 hours community service after owning up to sewing his son’s buttocks together with a needle and thread in 2008.

52-year-old Randy Swopes’ teenage son suffers from Crohn’s disease which is a debilitating inflammatory bowel condition. Due to the son’s condition he developed an angry anal fistula which by rights should have been treated at a hospital by professional medical practitioners. In this case however Swopes decided a to carry out a bit of DIY bunghole surgery and sewed the teenage lad’s rectum closed with a needle and thread.

The result was a month in hospital for the young lad after a tremendous infection set in his anal sphincter.

In court today Swopes took an Alford plea, which means he admits that there is enough evidence to convict but he doesn’t plead guilty. If he had fought the case and lost Swopes was looking at two years in the big house.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

I will never understand people like this. How can someone do that to another person-their own sick kid on top of it! 2 years is not enough. Should get at least 20 years!!! Fucking savage.

Anonymous said...

Nevermind......just saw he is a nigger. It's to be expected from these savages

Anonymous said...

It is time to "take out" the white trash!

Anonymous said...

Chief hillybilly walrus whale ass sucks cock....

See the walrus @ WWW.SSACOP

he's the fat lard with the bad walrus mustache..

I Voted For Obama said...

Randy Swopes voted for Obama, then asked him if he could borrow some strong thread.

Anonymous said...

Rectum???? shit, damn near killed him...

Anonymous said...

Commander mummmbles loves his anus sewed up..

Anonymous said...

What would he charge to sew Rham's piehole shit?

Archie Bunker said...

The poor kid is going to be full of shit like his dad.

Anonymous said...

Check out his FB page, what a kook

www.facebook.com/randy.swopes

(he's 42 not 52 - the article screwed up)

Anonymous said...

fucking nigger. Where was the mightiest of mighty nigger COCKSUCKERS Al Shart-ton to decry this?


(Cricket Sound)


Thought so NIGGER.

A BORE SHUN said...

They should have sewed his Penis shut long before that boy was doomed his fathers disease?

Anonymous said...

It's too bad your father didn't do that with your mother, Shaved...you wouldn't be in the Guinness book of records as the 'first anal birth that survived!'

Anonymous said...

I think this was already done on "Keeping Up with The Kardashians"?

Anonymous said...

sew his dick to his balls and feed him viagra