Monday, May 28, 2012

Drunken Sophia Anderson, 21, crashes through elderly woman's home and asks, "Will this make my car insurance rate go up?"




A drunken Brooklyn woman talking on her cell phone crashed her Mercedes into a Long Island home Monday, smashing through the house and landing in the backyard, cops said.

Sophia Anderson, 21, failed to turn left or right when the road she was driving on in Huntington deadended at a T-intersection with another street, officials said.

She left a train of wreckage as she smashed through the modest house on Southdown Rd., missing the 90-year-old homeowner and her caretaker.

Anderson, treated and released at Huntington Hospital, was arrested and charged with driving while intoxicated, police said.

She is expected to be arraigned Tuesday.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

THIS is your typical woman driver, even when booze isn't involved in the equation.

Throw in a few cosmos and a cellular device and you have the ingredients for tragedy.

She should've stayed home blowing her boyfriend between loads of laundry, meal preparation and house cleaning duties and this would've never happened - but what do I know?

Aldo Raine

Anonymous said...

It's not her fault, Aldo. She was giving me a blowjob at the time. I shot half a gallon of paint down her throat when she flew past that stop sign.

il Mustachio

Anonymous said...

The three deadly C's
Car+Cunt+cellphone=disaster

Anonymous said...

this is why the only things broads should drive are their mouths & cunts... up and down the length of a cock.

il Mustachio

Anonymous said...

I wonder if she is a Jew broad?

Anonymous said...

Shell be on the next season of jersey shore since snooky got knocked up

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
this is why the only things broads should drive are their mouths & cunts... up and down the length of a cock.

il Mustachio

May 28, 2012 5:20 PM

theres a 3rd thing they drive...men to an early grave!!!!!!!!!

I Voted For Obama said...

Sophia Anderson voted for Obama, then reminded him that Yogi Berra says that when you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Anonymous said...

Can i see a picture of her feet and toes? Big time foot fetish here.

Anonymous said...

shes gonna need a skin graft

Anonymous said...

SHE NEVER SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT. You fucking idiots. She made a mistake and knows it. So don't say cruel jokes.