Sunday, May 20, 2012

Colored man shot dead while BBQing his wieners on Chicago Southside (101st & S. Michigan)


CHICAGO, IL - A 36 year old colored man was fatally shot to death while tendering to his wieners on his backyard BBQ grill. Chicago police and paramedics responded to the 10100 block of South Michigan Ave and found an unresponsive male black who was shot in the buttocks with the bullet(s) taking off his testicle sack as they exited his body.

The deceased was still holding his cooking tongs and a can of grape soda pop when help responded.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Did it hit muh dick? I wonder if the honey badger ate his scrotum? If it did, the honey badger will get sick! Honey badger don't care!

Anonymous said...

He must not have been married. He had his balls with him.

Anonymous said...

At least the BBQ was not in the man's bathtub...

Anonymous said...

Colored man????? Is that the same as a Black Man? Just wondering, could have been yellow.....

Anonymous said...

Yep, the grape soda is a dead giveaway. It was a black man.

Anonymous said...

I think it means NIGGER.

Me Tell Toyz said...

Jfled and McDrunk ACTION FIGURES.

No balls included

Anonymous said...

i think that little guy in your pic with the weiner might be mr southsides....looking to cornhole some poor cub fans wife.

Anonymous said...

Me Tell Toyz said...
Jfled and McDrunk ACTION FIGURES.

No balls included

May 20, 2012 1:13 PM

If that was really them, they certainly wouldn't have their backs to each other.

Anonymous said...

Just before the subject collapsed he was overheard to state, "Muh Dik!"

I Voted For Obama said...

Obama holds onto his testicles every time he hears Jesse Jackson's name.