Monday, May 07, 2012

CHICAGO POLICE ON THE HUNT FOR A SLEW OF ILLEGAL BEANER HEIFERS - Police steak out all you can eat Mexican restaurants

UPDATE: Chicago police have confirmed this morning that Maria Miranda and her two daughters were found safe in Arizona, the girls were found covered in Twinkie wrappers and empty cans of grape pop.

**STEAK not Stake was a pun on the Heifers comment...Yes I do know the difference! But thanks!**
FOLLOW THE LINK CARD - You'll find them!
PHOTO: Chicago police are looking for these three missing persons: Maria Miranda and her two daughters, Victoria Ortega and Mariana Gomez (from left).




Chicago police are searching today for a 41-year-old woman and her two daughters, ages 19 and 1, who went missing last Tuesday from the city's Brighton Park neighborhood.

Maria Miranda has threatened to kill herself and her two daughters Victoria Ortega, 19 and Mariana Gomez, 1, police said, describing the three as "endangered missings."

The three were last seen May 1 on the 2800 block of West 38th Street on the Southwest Side, police said. The police did not have descriptions of the clothing worn by the three, but said they may possibly have a blue stroller and a black backpack, police said.

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26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shaved, I love you Bud, but it's "stake," not "steak."

That being said, keep up the good work.

Det. Shaved Longcock said...

**STEAK not Stake was a pun on the Heifers comment...Yes I do know the difference! But thanks!**

Anonymous said...

Why do they have different last names?

Anonymous said...

Wow... A 3 foot tall 1 year old baby.

Anonymous said...

When I go to the SteakHouse all the customers are cops the rest of society is free falling.

Chuck said...

no worries about them being kidnapped by pimps

Anonymous said...

Check el guillo in alsip!! All the spics there collect welfare and work on tips only!!! They may be filling the hot sauce cups up now for the drunks later!!!

Anonymous said...

where is the sperm doner He is a blind deaf beaner mildly retarded with a case of the clap,

Chaz McGibbons said...

Fuck these illegal piece of shit beaners,I hope their all fucking dead!!!! God Bless America

Anonymous said...

19-Paul

Anonymous said...

If a heifer eats cow, isn't it cannibalism?

Anonymous said...

Check the Kitchen of any "Golden Corral"" They hire illegals nation wide.

Anonymous said...

"The Moose At The Manger" Good read but the beastiality sex scenes should only appeal to K9 Cops and Their groupies, The chapter where the moose bites off the heads of the 3 wisemen and steals their shit is too too too funny.

Anonymous said...

Shaved is a dumb fuck,

Anonymous said...

OT: Be Aware on 2211's Bt. Tried to get my car this weekend with the old punch below the D/S door lock to get in, and strip the column.Didn't work dumb asses. $50 bucks otta' my pocket for the deductible. Be lucky I didn't catch you in the act.That shiny metal object in your hand could have been construed as a weapon. The car is still there until the adjuster comes out....Try me dumb fucks.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...Wow...A 3 foot tall 1 year old baby.

More like 3 feet wide if it looks like the beaners around here.

Anonymous said...

Say, do you hear that?? That's the sound of not a fuck being given!!

Anonymous said...

Its so funny how dumb ass little pink Dick motherfuckers always talk shit behind a little electronic box why not show your face you incompetent invalid imbecile

Funny spics said...

Ahhh what - don't tell me your one of those really tough, mean, badass 5ft 1 in wetbacks? Are you? Oh boy run everyone we have a filthy spic with his funny ass mustache he got from his fat brazer mommy!! Run-run

Anonymous said...

Its so funny how dumb ass little pink Dick motherfuckers always talk shit behind a little electronic box why not show your face you incompetent invalid imbecile

May 7, 2012 11:33 PM

Lay off the mescal and cerveza, beaner-breath.
Now go and cut my yard, chico!

Anonymous said...

Dont be an asshole, these are two children. Moms a crazy bitch, the children are not at fault here. Thank G-d they were found safe.

Anonymous said...

Follow the link huh, dumb ass obviously u need to do research your sources better. Who do u think the majority of the link , section 8, unemployment, and every other free $$ program goes too, not the "beaners" but the "other " real loads of society that runs swirls in the south side

I Voted For Obama said...

They were probably in Arizona so someone there would vote for Obama.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Its so funny how dumb ass little pink Dick motherfuckers always talk shit behind a little electronic box why not show your face you incompetent invalid imbecile

May 7, 2012 11:33 PM
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Yo, in the words of Parakeetas daddy, suck muh dick!

Anonymous said...

'steak out?' My God Shaved, but you ARE a product of Mt. Greasewood, aren't you? I can only imagine what your reports look like wherever you work....but you haven't done that in quite a long time now, have you?
Still riding the medical?

Anonymous said...

Mt. Greaswood?