Saturday, May 05, 2012

Chicago police not amused by pranks at Far South Side station - 022nd District - But was it just a PRANK???

The average drug corner in Chicago's ghetto has 1000 times more security that the police stations and parking lots of the Chicago police department!

An apparent prankster or pranksters have been at work at a Morgan Park neighborhood police station, loosening lugnuts on squad cars there and plunking a large piece of concrete spray-painted with an anarchy symbol in the station parking lot.

"It weighs every bit of 50 pounds," said a Morgan Park District officer. "It's a big hunk of concrete found in the middle of the parking lot."

An officer discovered it Thursday morning at the station, 1900 W. Monterey Ave. on the Far South Side, and it was blocking some lanes of the lot. A white spray-painted "anarchy A" symbol was found on each side of the concrete block, which is about 15 inches by 15 inches and 8 inches thick, said the officer.

Authorities have no idea who placed it there. Officers carried it into the station, inventoried the concrete and developed a police report on the incident, the officer said.

And that's not all, the officer reported.

"We've come across four cars with lug nuts either removed or loosened," in the lot, said the officer, who said the latest was discovered today.

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30 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hope the officers doing all this shit are smart enough to wear something to conceal or alter their identity.

A Travon hoodie. The glasses with the giant mustache attached. An afro wig. These mischievious deeds done under the cover of darkness. Something. Otherwise prepare to be made extreme examples of when they catch you guys.

I heard they have a cop doing foot patrol around every station in the city because of this shit, and I'd bet our houses will be next.

You coppers are idiots that can't keep your mouths shut - it's just a matter of time before you're snared by your I.G. That'll take the heat off our most recent child molester.

Aldo Raine

Anonymous said...

haRRY HOLME SHOWING HIS DISPLEASURE FOR HIS TIME SPENT THERE AS DIST. COMM.

Anonymous said...

Bwahahahahahaha


you think THIS is anarchy?

Wait motherfuckers just wait......

Dom Esticterrorist

Anonymous said...

The occupiers are now in the ranks watch out for ambushes.

Mt Greenwood Hillbilly said...

That ain't no prank. Let's be careful out there, they walk among us.

Anonymous said...

Inventory a 50 lb chunk of concrete??? It will never leave the station!!!

Anonymous said...

where's station security
sound a sleep

Anonymous said...

Why the fuck would you inventory a 50lb chunk of concrete sitting in the parking lot???????????? This department gets more retarded by the day.

SGT. HILARIOUS said...

Anonymous said...
Why the fuck would you inventory a 50lb chunk of concrete sitting in the parking lot???????????? This department gets more retarded by the day.

May 5, 2012 6:15 PM

Because I'm the sergeant that had to handle this investigation, and I deemed it to be of evidentiary value for if/when the offenders are caught.

PLUS IT WAS FUNNY TO YANK A HAIR GEL'S CHAIN AND WATCH HIM LUG IT ALL THE WAY IN FROM THE PARKING LOT AND THEN ASK ME FOR A PROPERTY BAG TO PUT IT IN!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

.....This Will Defend????

Anonymous said...

Always do a pre-trip inspection like truck drivers.

LameCherry said...

A worthless 50-pound chunk in a CPD parking area WITH the letter 'A' on all sides?

".....Chicago....the Aldo Raine has landed!!!"

Anonymous said...

They picked 022 because its the only Station in a semi-safe area on the south side. they would have never made it into the lots in 005, 006, 007, 003 alive.

Anonymous said...

Hey fagboy suck my cock

Anonymous said...

LameCherry said...
A worthless 50-pound chunk in a CPD parking area WITH the letter 'A' on all sides?

".....Chicago....the Aldo Raine has landed!!!"

May 5, 2012 7:35 PM


BRAVO!! Well played, good sir,
although I'm a tad heavier than 50 pounds.

Sitting around on my ass all day surfing the web at a fire house and eating 3 homemade meals (or more!) a shift has me tipping the scales at a "svelte" 260-sumthin' pounds.

Carry on...

Aldo Raine

Out of the car Motherfucker!!! said...

How about putting a sniper in a tree and removing what little brains these niggers have??? I'm sure some of the troops would do this on their own time. If not let me know, I'm a expert shot at 600yds with a 30.06, Black,White, Spic, Gook, Makes no difference to me. "You fuck up, You gone"!!!!

Anonymous said...

Heard someone hit 09 too.

Anonymous said...

http://www.philipcoppens.com/vendetta_07.jpg

Anonymous said...

200 lb rock dropped by truck with lift gate then what?

Anonymous said...

What rat bastards were gonna be in those squad's ??

Anonymous said...

"the real police"
what a joke.
you guys couldn't catch a cold.

Anonymous said...

It's just a promotion for ALVIN N THE CHIMPMUNKS. concert that's comming to town.

Anonymous said...

I live in the 22nd Dist with relatives on the force and I can only say that by and large these cops are the laziest do nuthins I have ever seen - and it has really gone down hill in the last 10 years. It seems like most of the crimes that actually are responded to are followed up on by the cops that live in our District. It took 45 minutes for the cops to respond to a drugged out white loser roaming around near Beverly Park...and the response came only after the Alderman was called - and he actually got there before the cops did. Plus if you live in the 19th do not leave ANYTHING valuable unattended in front of your house for even ONE minute! The "main offenders" are circling the streets like sharks ready to steal bikes, tradesman's tools etc...Be alert or be a victim !!

Anonymous said...

McJersey's got some lugnuts loose.

Anonymous said...

tradesman's tools etc...Be alert or be a victim !!

May 6, 2012 12:56 PM

Most of the 10 sector cars are east of Vincennes for the obvious reason.If there is a prisoner at LCM or Christ, guess who sits on it.A 10 sector car.I live in 022 and do see cars,even from other districts and jurisdictions-Thanks Guys.
I agree that we are way under served here, but until they hire more Police, even though we are the tax payers, we get the short end of the shit stick.
And yes, please be aware, and at least call 911 if something looks shitty.

Anonymous said...

They sure about those lug nuts?CPD vehicles do not get the best maintenance.

Anonymous said...

Buy a gun ass hat! 022 is short handed , get a clue the city is telling you to pay your taxes and shut the fuck up ! If you have family on the job you would know this.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Buy a gun ass hat! 022 is short handed , get a clue the city is telling you to pay your taxes and shut the fuck up ! If you have family on the job you would know this.

May 6, 2012 7:38 PM

And don't forget to vote democratic.

I Voted For Obama said...

Morgan Park voted for Obama.

Anonymous said...

That's a new station. I'm sure they have a state of the art camera system there....right? ;~}